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[Bodark]

[positive stress]

America right now is the least racist country to have ever existed.

[Quark-Antiquark]

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/4xzrw5/could_it_possible_that_virgin_mary_was_creampied/

[positive stress]

Would anybody be interested in a mail order bribe service? Here’s what I’m thinking - you would pay me 50 dollars and I would mail you 40 dollars and a note that says something like, “Now you’d better keep your mouth shut about the whole thing” or “I think these two Andy Jacksons will help seal the deal”. I don’t know, something like that. I would hand write all of the notes and use glitter and colored paper and stuff. I would make them all unique.

[Vinny Possum]

Oyuquiti

[STOG]

It is pretty sad how Capcom, one of the most important publisher of vg's histroy, fell this low.

[Yavuz]

How do you stop a dog from peeing on the padio furnicher after they eat

[chai tea latte]

I'm 🏢Samsung💼 and 👉THIS👉 is my🤑 💻silicon🖥 wafer🍘 production 📊 line 📈. My 🤑 employees 👷🏽👷🏽 work 🏋 here 👇 with my 🤑 friends 😂 😷arsenic😷, 😖acetone😖, 💩methane💩, 😵sulphuric acid😵 and 🤒lead🤒. Every 👐 employee 👷🏽 that 🏋works🏋 here 👇 has or 😜 will 👅 have 😨leukaemia😱 and a 📚story📚. 1️⃣ One thing 💋 I 👀 learnt 🕵 after 6️⃣ six court 💼 cases 👮🏻 involving 👐 🔟 ten 👷🏽workers👷🏽 is that 🤔 you ☝️ ❌never👎 know WHAT 🤔 😂'trade secret'😂 i'll 🤑 ❌withhold🙅 next!

[Vinny Possum]

All bloody principles and practices we do utterly deny, with all outward wars, and strife, and fightings with outward weapons, for any end, or under any pretence whatsoever, and this is our testimony to the whole world. That spirit of Christ by which we are guided is not changeable, so as once to command us from a thing as evil and again to move unto it; and we do certainly know, and so testify to the world, that the spirit of Christ, which leads us into all Truth, will never move us to fight and war against any man with outward weapons, neither for the kingdom of Christ, nor for the kingdoms of this world.

[Yavuz]

Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.

[jorty]

Kissinger doesn’t come across as a coldblooded realpolitik tactician, but as a macho fool.

Gonna be honest here. I don't think the Macho Fool Henry Kissinger was ever going to be as big as the Macho Man in the WWF.

[chai tea latte]

Since i was a 👶👶young👶👶 👱🏻boy👱🏻👱🏻my 👨🏻👨🏻father👨🏻👨🏻 has 😧😫imposed😖😤 his ✝✡religion☪🕉 onto 😢me👱🏻. I was 🏠home🏠🏫 schooled 🏫because 👪we👪 live in the ⬅🇺🇸️west⬅️🇨🇦 and my 👨🏻father 👨🏻wanted 👱🏻me👱🏻 in an 🏠🏡environment⛪️🕌 that was 😄😎free🙌✊ from anything ☪Haram.☪ I couldn't 🍑ass🍑ociate with ✡Jews✡ or ✝Christians✝, anyone who ate 💩unclean💩😺 animals🐶🐷, or any 💁girl💁. As a teenage 🍆guy 🍆going through 😩puberty💦 this was 🌿naturally🌿 a living 💤😱nightmare💤😱. After 🗓years🕐 📰📰🗓 of 🙏begging🙏 from me and 👊pressure👊 from his 👨🏻colleagues👮👳, i was finally allowed to attend a very 😍nice😍 👩🏻👱🏻coed👱🏻👩🏻 🏫😏⬆️high⬆️ school🏫. The only☝️😤 rule 😤😯was that i had to keep 😫👋avoiding 👋anything ☪Haram☪. Being 🙌free🙌 for the first time i started to 😄🤑celebrate🙌🎉🎊. Ate 🐷🐷bacon🐷🐷 my 1️⃣first1️⃣ 📅day📅, had ✝Christian✝ 👬friends👫 in a 🗓week🗓, and within the 📆month📆 i had even 👋met👋 a 😍💁girl💁😏😏. I was 😵shy😵 and 😰awkward😳 as i could possibly be but she 💁liked😍 me and thought i was 😂😂funny😂😂. She was a little too 😡hipster😡 👹punk🕶 for me, listing to 🎧music🎧 i've never heard and using words like 🍆tubular🍆 and 😍bae😍, but i ❤️loved❤️ it. Within 2️⃣two2️⃣ months we were 😍💑dating💑😍. It was going 👍great👍 until my 👨🏻father👨🏻 👂heard👂 about it. The ✝Christians✝ and 🐷bacon🐷 he could ⬆👀️overlook⬆️👀, but the 👩🏻women👩🏻 to him were really ❌🚫❌😡wrong😡❌🚫❌. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having 👅🍆sex💦🍑👌👈 with her. As if it couldn't get any 🤔weirder🤔 he actually demanded i show him my 🍆penis🍆 to prove i ❌haven't❌ been having 👈👌sex.🍆💦🍑. I had to 👄ask👄 him 2️⃣twice2️⃣ to make sure i 👂heard👂 him ✅right✅✅. It was ⚠️😳awkward 😳⚠️but living under his 🏠roof🏠 i had to 👍do👍 as he 👈👄🗣commands👉🗣I started to ➡️go➡️ out with 💁her💁 on 💑dates💑 and every 🕑time🕑 i 💦came💦🏠 home🏠 i had to 🖐🍆whip it out🍆🖐 for 👨🏻👨🏻dad👨🏻. It might be 😖😵insane👎😤but i actually am 👌🆗ok👌🆗🆗 with 🍆🍆dicks🍆🍆 out for ☪haram☪ 😍💁bae💦🍑🐵🐵🐵🍆🐵

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.

[chai tea latte]

I read the first few words of that and fully expected it to be Welcome to the Black Parade, which probably says terrible things about me.

You and me both, friend.

[chai tea latte]

http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hitler-auditions/

e:

Bruce has an idea for supplemental income. He and Eric are capable chefs, and most of us have our own uniforms, so a catering service isn't out of the question. We think it'd be best to stick to light fare, appetizers, things that don't take much time to prepare.

It's decided. We'll call ourselves "Just Following Hors d'Oeuvres."