F Plus Quotes Thread

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I LOOK LIKE A CUT RATE JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE EXTRA

[positive stress]

HI MY NAME IS FUSION

YES, EVE, RY, ONE, NEEDS, HELP, FROM, WHITE, NOISE, SO, THEY, CAN, TAKE, A, SHIT, EASIER!!!!!!

[Yavuz]

Lemon: Oh my god, no one can have sex with you because they keep getting cut on the edge.

[eldritchhat]

Big black dildo, keep on rolling

[znarf]

"HERE I GO AGAIN ON MY OWN.  GOIN' DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I EVAAAAA KNOOOOOOWN!"

Lemon, Return to Castle Experience project.  Also Dave Coverdale, but I don't think Tawny Kitaen ever dressed up like a clown.

[eldritchhat]

I thought it might be piss, but it was all juice

My new ringtone

[SirSlarty]

"This creepypasta sucks!"

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I don't understand what I'm looking at here, but I do understand that it's gross.

[Yavuz]

Lemon: "F Plus Live. 'So, anyway, he fucks her mind to death.'"

[positive stress]

Portaxx: Monster cocks here, monster cocks there...

Lemon: Big ol' monster cocks everywhere!

Portaxx: They did the cock! They did the monster cock!

John Toast: I was wanking in my lab late one night...

[Down10]

Lemon: "This doc was less gross than the masturbation doc we just read."
John Toast: "…Faint praise."

[Caroline]

Lemon, at the top of his lungs: What method do you use to TALK to the DJIIIIIIIN??

(Giggling from the other ridiculists)

Lemon again: I personally communicate with mine via WIIINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER.

[Nifty Nif]

Lemon, at the top of his lungs: What method do you use to TALK to the DJIIIIIIIN??

(Giggling from the other ridiculists)

Lemon again: I personally communicate with mine via WIIINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER.

The most impressive part about this impromptu Lemon song is that it preserves the Black Sabbath meter even though the lines don't rhyme.  I love this a lot.

[Carbon]

Lou: "First pocket: For eyeglasses. Second, for pencil or pen, and notepad. Third, for novel."

Lemon: "Uhh, I have a question Lou..."

Lou: "Yes?"

Lemon: "Could I put my pen in the eyeglass po--"

Lou: "FUCK. YOU. Fuck yourself with that pen, to death."

[Sherman Tank]

My butthole is Mecca for apples!