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Topic: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes  (Read 31830 times)

Puppy Time

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #30
I was expecting more Omegaverse style stupid fanfics.  I never expected that there were enough (apparent) dudes into MPreg to support an entire forum. 

I can only guess it's a weird offshoot of the fat fetish people, like that one guy said, since there seems to be a lot of focus on swelling bellies and the like.  Only a million times more uncomfortable. 

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #31
Beautiful, wonderful episode, the boytitties special part made me feel more ill than I have felt listening to the fplus in... quite a while. Yeesh.

I have found myself in the 'writing mpreg so that my OTP can have a fulfilling and nurturing family life' corner of the internet form time to time, and my reaction is generally 'not this shit again.' I never felt any urge to read it but I assumed it was mostly all about sugary fluff stories in settings that absolutely do not make space for them until the fluff elbows itself in, sets itself up, and decides that we're ~happy~ now in this terrible place, we're ~happy~ pushing large objects our of our urethras, SMILE CAPTAIN AMERICA, YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY

I never stopped to wonder if any grown people outside of the kawaiiverse were actually into this sort of thing or why. I'm glad I never decided to wonder about that.

Also, this was a ridiculous episode for references. Seriously. Space Balls? Kingdom Hearts? Day of the Tentacle? The Sorrows of Young Werther? Is the F Plus going through a hipster phase? 'It's a reference to a 17th century Bildungsroman, you wouldn't have heard of it.'
QueenSyreen, February 03, 2015, 05:58:44 pm

Uh, the Sorrows of Young Werther is a classic of German literature and a phenomenon in Europe when it came out

It was so popular that people killed themselves to be like Werther

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #32
Guys. You really dropped the ball on your intro music choice.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #33
Wow, just wow. There is actually Michigan J. Frog fanfiction. Now we are all sons of bitches.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2856919/1/One-Froggy-Evening

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #34
Wow, just wow. There is actually Michigan J. Frog fanfiction. Now we are all sons of bitches.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2856919/1/One-Froggy-Evening
BomberJacket, February 03, 2015, 07:50:50 pm
sons of bastards

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #35
The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works.

Before it was revealed I had the wrong idea about what they were going for, I even thought to myself "Well there isn't an FPreg Olympics and the laws of reality could actually support that, so why the hell are they wasting time over this?"

I mean I know they'd respond with "Because thinking about this gives me boners" but honestly you could explain away half of all the leap-of-logic Internet shit people come up with if you accept that as an answer.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #36
The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works.
Isfahan, February 03, 2015, 09:02:50 pm

I was crossing my fingers for butt-baby shot put.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #37
HELLO FORUM I'M HELPING

real post incoming, probably

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #38
Wow, just wow. There is actually Michigan J. Frog fanfiction. Now we are all sons of bitches.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2856919/1/One-Froggy-Evening
BomberJacket, February 03, 2015, 07:50:50 pm

Just as some artists seem to feel it their duty to make porn of anything and everything, some fanfic people have made it their goal to ensure that EVERYTHING EVER has representation in fanfic.  I think/hope most of it is from a perspective of "haha, this is a fun joke,"* rather than boners.

*It usually isn't.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #39
Uh, the Sorrows of Young Werther is a classic of German literature and a phenomenon in Europe when it came out

It was so popular that people killed themselves to be like Werther
Smoking Crow

If we are going to talk about buttbabies, we are going to do it in a classy and educational manner.

The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works.
Isfahan, February 03, 2015, 09:02:50 pm

Yeah, did they think the commentators would just stand around for umpteen hours broadcasting someone’s labor? And do the medalists for Fastest Pregnancy get their medals as they visit their thumb-sized babies in the neonatal ICU?

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #40
This episode reminded me I had this:



Also this snow needs to fuck off.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #41
Not exactly how I pictured it, but...

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #42
During a penile birth I imagine the shaft splitting outwards into ribbons like a blooming flower.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #43
During a penile birth I imagine the shaft splitting outwards into ribbons like a blooming flower.
redonyou, February 04, 2015, 06:45:18 pm

Damn, I came here to post this exact thing.

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Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes #44
All I could think of during that mutant octopus rape baby story was a human/squid cartoon character I draw sometimes so I decided to do a silly thing and draw her reaction to said story:


"I came from WHERE!?"
Dias