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Topic: Episode 144: Knowledge Is A Disease, I Have The Cure  (Read 16268 times)

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You guys showed crazy restraint in not referencing No Diggity with the mmmhmmmm guy.

I'll say this for the gum mutilators, they've got a pretty sweet gig worked out. The more you stab yourself with sharp things, the more time you're gonna have the spend at the dentist, where presumably they'll be poking around trying to figure out what the hell happened in your mouth. It's an endless cycle of bliss.... until you start hitting bone.

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The gum abuse feels a lot more like a compulsive habit than a sexual thing; notice how often nail-biting gets mentioned as well. As someone with nervous habits like that, I got the phantom gum-tingles like a minute into that section and it was just so unbearable and holy shit I keep trying to rub them with the collar of my shirt now kiiiiilll meeee

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It was definitely some kind of obsessive compulsive thing, I don't believe these people derive sexual pleasure from it. I'm sure there are people who have gum mutilation fantasies, but this probably isn't it. It reminds me of people who chew the skin on the fingers until they're bloody. Equally as cringey, though.

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My father's been a doctor for decades, and listening to this episode reminded me of his many, many horror stories told over dinner and beer.

So thanks, F+, for the pleasant memory.

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The gum abuse feels a lot more like a compulsive habit than a sexual thing; notice how often nail-biting gets mentioned as well. As someone with nervous habits like that, I got the phantom gum-tingles like a minute into that section and it was just so unbearable and holy shit I keep trying to rub them with the collar of my shirt now kiiiiilll meeee
scratchohey, July 22, 2014, 02:53:47 am

Same. I ended up pulling out my headphones for a few minutes so I could miss some of that section.

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You guys showed crazy restraint in not referencing No Diggity with the mmmhmmmm guy.Garbage Dacey, July 22, 2014, 01:59:16 am

Sadly they had already reached their 90's hip-hop quota with "Mo Money Mo Problems" and "Return of the Mac."

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Did no one go for the Wax like a Brazillian/Walk like an Egyptian joke or did I just miss it?

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Did no one go for the Wax like a Brazillian/Walk like an Egyptian joke or did I just miss it?
A Meat, July 22, 2014, 12:49:51 pm

They sung "wax like a Brazilian" in that tune twice and mentioned Weird Al not making that parody.

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That probably means I should listen to the episode again. Can't believe I hadn't realized.

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All the dancers at Carnivale, they don't put on any underwear
When they go on stage (woah-ey-oh) they have to shave all their pussy hair
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« Last Edit: July 22, 2014, 05:54:34 pm by Mister Smalls »

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Attention Boots: you have fans over on SA!

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He also has a killer beard.

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He also has a killer beard.
Runic, July 23, 2014, 09:08:56 pm
Pics or it didn't happen.

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He also has a killer beard.
Runic, July 23, 2014, 09:08:56 pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
nigeline, July 23, 2014, 10:32:55 pm
Boots Raingear, has your beard in fact killed anyone? Is it made out of bees? Is it cursed and/or haunted? Have you soaked it in vodka to kill the beard ghosts?

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Boots Raingear, has your beard in fact killed anyone? Is it made out of bees? Is it cursed and/or haunted? Have you soaked it in vodka to kill the beard ghosts?
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 23, 2014, 10:47:16 pm

No.

My beard is typically soaked in whisky.