Get hyped.

[Lemon]

These are terrific ideas, keep 'em coming.

[positive stress]

F Plus kickstarter, $1 million so the ridiculists can quit their jobs

[TurkeyPopulationGuessingMan]

The new page is poop.computer

[A Meat]

An offbeatr for the Large Hardon Collider

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The F Plus has bought an ironing board that you fuck and is debuting it on their world tour.

[EYE OF ZA]

F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.

[crow]

F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.

Taco in a bag is a thing in Mexico now, but using Tostitos chips.  It's called a preparada.

I knew what she meant about small-town-ness. There was a concession stand cut into one grimy wall, out of which two young women sold drinks and chips. The venders called their specialty a preparada. It was a bag of Tostitos that they slit open lengthwise, and filled with avocado, onion, tomato, cheese, and a big splash of sweet-and-sour sauce. They stuck a plastic spoon in the top.

[Caroline]

Is it an F Plus edition of Survivor? Because I would watch that.

[Ambious]

I'd pay to see a game show with the ridiculists reading shit and whoever stays in character the longest without breaking or laughing wins.
Then again, that would be a short-ass game.

[Caroline]

Is it an F Plus edition of Survivor? Because I would watch that.

Would that be Survivor with the Ridiculists as the players, or would the subjects of past episodes be the players? Like, here's Team Asexuals, Team Magik, Team Fat Activists, Team Otherkin, etc etc.
My money would be on Team Magik.

I was thinking the latter, but actually I'd be fine with either. And my money's on Team Squat-Crackers.

[Nikaer Drekin]

F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.

Maybe Isfahan could open The Mealitary!

[Neal]

F Plus franchising out with Well-Known Food Place chains, serving Dorito's sandwich, Taco In A Bag, """mac"""and """cheese""", and Fred.  Free fried chicken if you're eight years old.

I feel like there's an alternate Earth out there where instead of KFC/Taco Bell hybrids, they have Well-Known Food Place/Blendy's hybrids.

[EYE OF ZA]

Maybe it's something to do with the podcast concept where you keep going until you make the best joke, then the episode ends.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

We're launching Project Going Native, where each reader has to assimilate into a different online subculture for 6 months. The listeners can call in and vote on who ends up in what community!

[Neal]

I vote for portaxx to infiltrate the subcommunity of finance professionals with a fetish for acrylic fabrics who want to be amputee Pokemon in their next reincarnation.