Okay, we're doing WikiHow again

[Lemon]

Boots pointed out to me today that our last WikiHow episode was in 2013, so yes - we are due for another one. And while these episodes are not particularly difficult to mine content for, we still thought it would be a good idea to try something different, and allow everybody a chance to suggest their favorite WikiHow article that needs to be read. So we're opening this up to be the kind of thing everyone can contribute to.

USE THIS FORM TO SUGGEST AN ARTICLE TO READ
We want to keep it to one submission per person, so make sure you're in love with a particular article before submitting it.

Also, you know the part in the WikiHow episodes where we read just a list of titles? We thought about that too.

USE THIS FORM TO ADD A LIST OF TITLES
You can put as many titles as you like in that form, we just ask that you use a little bit of editorial control to avoid adding everything you found by hitting the random button.

We're probably going to record this one pretty soon, so promptness is a virtue here.

[goombapolice]

It's unfortunate that pictures have to be somewhat ignored, because jesus christ.

http://www.wikihow.com/Band-a-Goat

[goombapolice]

SERIOUSLY THESE PICTURES:

http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Disposable-Adult-Diaper

[Victor Laszlo]

Oh how I love Wikihow!  All of these are from the same single keyword search.  Can you guess which one?

http://www.wikihow.com/Urinate-Outside-Discreetly
http://www.wikihow.com/Grind
http://www.wikihow.com/Go-Freeballing
http://www.wikihow.com/Explain-Menstruation-to-Boys
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Balloon-Arch
http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-a-Taco-Bell-Franchise
http://www.wikihow.com/Escape-a-Minefield


Also this:
http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Have-Hit-Puberty-%28Boys%29 told in three images:
(it's not actually nsfw but I don't know how to resize images and with three it's sort of a big post)

NSFW content. Click to show.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Please submit tons of Wikihow. I really want to do some Wikihow tomorrow! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Also since we somehow went a full year without Wikihow (worst new year's resolution ever, people) then I'd enjoy it if we could get a few episodes' worth so everyone can take a crack at it.

[McMillan and Waifu]

I didn't end up submitting any of these because they work best as a giant set, but holy shit when did Nerf guns become Team Fortress 2:

http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-Nerf-Gun-Darts
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Homemade-Nerf-Sniper-Scope
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Nerf-Shotgun
http://www.wikihow.com/Attack-a-Nerf-Bunker
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Good-Nerf-Secret-Ops-Trooper
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Berzerker
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Scout
http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-a-Nerf-Melee-Weapon
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Nerf-Engineer
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Elite-Sniper
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Thief
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Commando
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Juggernaut
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Nerf-Paladin
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Stealth-Assassin
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Nerf-Medical-Assassin

You have to be athletic, able to jump fast & high, run fast and be able to have accuracy while running, have fast reload time, have a gun such as the Maverick or Longshot, and a lot of darts. Other skills may also be useful such as climbing, combat, modification, spying, lock picking and stealth.

Signs your love of Nerf has gone too far: you're picking a goddamn lock for Nerf Reasons

[KingKalamari]

And I didn't read the OP all the way and submitted like three. Sorry about that!

[Lemon]

Disqualified!  I'm burning your submissions and I'll write a wiki how article called "How to skim a ballp.it thread".

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Disqualified!  I'm burning your submissions and I'll write a wiki how article called "How to skim a ballp.it thread".

[Old_Zircon]

This one is completely visual, unfortunately.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Home-for-Your-Pok%C3%A9mon-Figurines

http://www.wikihow.com/Not-Be-Scared-of-the-Airplane-Toilet
http://www.wikihow.com/Suppress-an-Erection
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-As-the-Smartest-Kid-in-School
http://www.wikihow.com/Send-Dirty-Texts
http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Internet-Addiction
http://www.wikihow.com/Break-a-Neopets-Addiction
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Liking-Dragons



How did I forget to search "foreskin" for the Quora doc?

http://www.wikihow.com/Regrow-Foreskin
http://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Your-Private-Parts-Clean
http://www.wikihow.com/Shave-Your-Genitals-(Male)

[Cyberventurer]

Submitted something but since it's an audio podcast nobody would otherwise be able to appreciate this picture.

[Good Ol Cburgs]

I hope the tragic story I told in my title submissions is appreciated.

[nigeline]

Dreamy, dreamy Jesus....
http://www.wikihow.com/Build-on-the-Rock-(Jesus)

[Victor Laszlo]

http://www.wikihow.com/Sing-Like-Kelly-Clarkson                                                                                                                                                                                               
"After 1 month of practicing every day for an hour, see if you can afford a karaoke machine."                                                                                                                       
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Bedroom-Taylor-Swift/Music-Themed                                                                                                                                               
"Any well-designed room starts with walls"                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Taylor-Swift-Fan                                                                                                                                                                                                   
"Keep yourself updated about her unreleased songs, as some can be found on Youtube."                                                                                                                           
"Refrain from trading rare, unreleased songs, as is the habit of certain YouTubers."                                                                                                                                         
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-the-Courage-for-a-Miley-Cyrus-Haircut                                                                                                                                                           
"Look up what face shapes and hair types would work best with this haircut. This will help you in your decision as it fits all face shapes and all hair types! "     

[goombapolice]

This thread got me updating my Wikihow.txt twitter account again.

https://twitter.com/wikihowtxt