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Topic: Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame  (Read 34472 times)

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #45
This is the kind of topic that is problematic for me because I have too many pictures off horrible cosplay things to share. Its like locking Robin Williams in a room full of coke and telling him that the only way out is a escape hatch hidden under the blow.

"AVSkull" reminded me of something. "AV" is the shorthand for Japanese Adult Video, the name for porn in Japan.
But Odd, you ask, what would that have to do with the topic of cosplaying?

Well, I respond while removing my pants, much like how porn parodies of movies are a thing, cosplay porn of anime is totally a thing in Japan.
There's a single prolific porn actor/director who has made like two hundred cosplay porn movies, earning himself the meme of "He is Goro. He has fucked you're waifu":


I edited out one of the pictures because I'm 90% sure it was put there by mistake and it was just some girl cosplaying in front of a webcam. I wouldn't like to help circulate an image that has her appear alongside porn actresses. I wouldn't do that to a real human being.
In Japan you can also, of course, buy costumes of popular characters in any well stocked porn store. Being a prostitute in Japan must carry out its own set of complications. In most of the world they have to worry about being strangled by their Johns but in Japan they have to worry about having to wear incredibly elaborate and complicated costumes (And strangling).

There's of course the well known American softcore glamour site "Cosplay Deviants" that has models dress up and dress down as Anime and comic chara- What the fuck?

NSFW Link http://nsfwgamer.com/anna-cherry-as-the-doctor-for-cosplay-deviants/

Then you have the "professional" cosplayers who don't actually take off their costumes but have semi-professional photoshoots for reasons I can't unravel.
http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?c=11411
« Last Edit: February 15, 2014, 08:50:30 pm by Odd »

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #46
Then you have the "professional" cosplayers who don't actually take off their costumes but have semi-professional photoshoots for reasons I can't unravel.
http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?c=11411
Odd, February 15, 2014, 08:16:48 pm

http://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?p=739880

Please tell me she's cosplayed the blonde woman from Galaxy Express 999.

Odd

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #47
I can't tell you that but I used my powers of research to find she goes by the name Tatto.
http://www.acparadise.com/acp/display.php?a=48106&t=costumes

And I don't see any Galaxy Express 999 cosplay but she has cosplayed as Arsene Lupin The Third:
http://www.acparadise.com/acp/display.php?p=255898

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #48
Well, I respond while removing my pants, much like how porn parodies of movies are a thing, cosplay porn of anime is totally a thing in Japan.
There's a single prolific porn actor/director who has made like two hundred cosplay porn movies, earning himself the meme of "He is Goro. He has fucked you're waifu":

Odd, February 15, 2014, 08:16:48 pm

Why is porn involving women cosplaying as anime children a thing? More importantly, why have I seen pictures of porn involving women dressed as anime children that aren't of a character in that table? Also, if you want to go further, there is porn of women cosplaying as children from Japanese video games that isn't in that table.

Why do I know this? I tried to make a doc about Japanophile perverts on the internet, and after I came across that, I sort of gave up on finding things that were actually funny and not gross or depressing. One day I'll actually finish that doc and submit it, but not today.

Also, Lemon, just a heads up, this episode is in the RSS feed twice.

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #49
Also, Lemon, just a heads up, this episode is in the RSS feed twice.
Fixed.

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #50
When you cosplay the cosgame of costhrones...Cuddlesquid, February 12, 2014, 08:42:57 am

Everybody loses.

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #51
Isfahan, this is something you've done before, but now that you've done it again in this podcast, I'm quite certain you are not pronouncing caret (the '^' symbol) correctly. It is supposed to rhyme with "carrot," and not "beret."

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #52
Isfahan, this is something you've done before, but now that you've done it again in this podcast, I'm quite certain you are not pronouncing caret (the '^' symbol) correctly. It is supposed to rhyme with "carrot," and not "beret."
Down10, February 18, 2014, 10:59:27 pm

I learned a thing today! I've always just used the French name for it, since we never actually formally learned English grammar in school.

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #53
Isfahan, this is something you've done before, but now that you've done it again in this podcast, I'm quite certain you are not pronouncing caret (the '^' symbol) correctly. It is supposed to rhyme with "carrot," and not "beret."
Down10, February 18, 2014, 10:59:27 pm

"Upward pointy thing" still okay?

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #54
Obviously a caret is just an upside down háček.

edit: whoa, that 'č' broke the standard font
« Last Edit: February 19, 2014, 07:06:02 am by A Meat »

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #55
I gotta say, having been a weeaboo as a teenager and having gone to multiple conventions and having friends who did/still do cosplay, I liked this episode a lot. I had a lot of "oh god no" memories of my own past stupidity (I will swear up and down I was not THAT bad, I was mainly that kind of person who whined about subs vs dubs on the internet and wore cat ears at a convention) and having known people like this as well definitely gave me a "yeah, I've been there, I've seen that shit" feeling. I think I have a particularly strong sense of schadenfreude over this kind of shit because it's stuff I used to be so specifically familiar with.

Also, the one girl whining about going to art school in cosplay/how she plans to cosplay 24/7 when she's in college reminds me a LOT of a particular dude at my campus who I always saw wearing a hat based on a fruits basket character (this one, specifically). I haven't seen him around in a while and I'm not sure if he graduated or he finally took that hat off and now I can't recognize him. (for the record this was in the past year or so, and the show dropped out of popularity around 5+ years ago. Dude had some serious dedication to that series, I guess.)

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Episode 127: Cosplay To Win The Cosgame #56
Isfahan, this is something you've done before, but now that you've done it again in this podcast, I'm quite certain you are not pronouncing caret (the '^' symbol) correctly. It is supposed to rhyme with "carrot," and not "beret."
Down10, February 18, 2014, 10:59:27 pm

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This has been making its rounds on tumblr: teenager goes to school in cosplay, gets beaten up. It's gotten nearly 30 thousand reblogs and many people are doubting the authenticity of the story.

http://iamthedavrezi.tumblr.com/post/84720306678/on-friday-i-went-to-school-in-my-grell-cosplay
FAQ: http://iamthedavrezi.tumblr.com/post/85118413068/faq

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Why is she Facebook friends with the people who beat her up?

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If that's factual, I feel really bad for that kid because that's got to be a harsh wake up call to receive in high school.

If it's fake, I feel really bad for that kid because there's some big problems rattling around in his braincase if he's still doing this shit in high school.