161: A Miserable Pile of Secrets

[crow]

I wonder what vampires think of vampire-kin…

[montrith]

Let's not forget the most touching vampire scene in cinema history.

[Muffinator]

Any reason you guys have stopped putting them on itunes? I've tried refreshing, but I haven't seen anything since the deviantart episode.

[Cat Planet]

Any reason you guys have stopped putting them on itunes? I've tried refreshing, but I haven't seen anything since the deviantart episode.

I have. Try to re-subscribe maybe?

[goombapolice]

This episode was great. The bit about the captains of all the football teams had me choking back laughter so bad, tears were running down my face at work.

[Psammetichus]

Hmm... I wonder...

Good news, this domain is available!

www.vampires.gop - $5,000.00/yr   [Add to cart]

Jesus Christ.

[count_actuala]

If I were a rich man.

[Lemon]

SHAMEFULLY OBSCURE REFERENCE:
I'd been meaning to mention this for a while, but this episode has a bit where we're riffing on "The Turning Process" and I shout out "I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous".

So, this is a reference to an episode of Regular Show called Dizzy, where the two main characters try to get Pops over his stage fright by just telling him to constantly spin around in circles when he's on stage. It's a genuinely funny gag, but the only reason that was such an immediate reference is because the only things my daughter ever wants to watch are...

• The episode of Regular Show where Pops gets dizzy
• The episode of Spongebob where Squidward gets his nose stuck in a leaf blower
• The episode of Adventure Time where the porcupine sticks Finn in his butt
• or the episode of Futurama where Leela dies

So, she's got a specific sense of humor, but I just wanted to provide context for this one.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Hunting down the glenn beck song used in this episode lead me to this, so I am eternally grateful.

boots edit: fixed your link. You don't need to grab the embedded code version

[Ras Shame-ra]

I shouldn't want vampire.computer as much as I do.

wouldn't it end up vamipre.urbanwizards.com? That's what happens when I go to poop.computer.

I also think it's funny that they don't know that there's no blood in rare steak.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

SHAMEFULLY OBSCURE REFERENCE:
I'd been meaning to mention this for a while, but this episode has a bit where we're riffing on "The Turning Process" and I shout out "I'm not nervous! I'm not nervous".

So, this is a reference to an episode of Regular Show called Dizzy, where the two main characters try to get Pops over his stage fright by just telling him to constantly spin around in circles when he's on stage. It's a genuinely funny gag, but the only reason that was such an immediate reference is because the only things my daughter ever wants to watch are...

• The episode of Regular Show where Pops gets dizzy
• The episode of Spongebob where Squidward gets his nose stuck in a leaf blower
• The episode of Adventure Time where the porcupine sticks Finn in his butt
• or the episode of Futurama where Leela dies

So, she's got a specific sense of humor, but I just wanted to provide context for this one.

NEEEERRRD! Hahaha, man, Lemon's going to yell at you so much when he sees this p--WAIT WHUUUHHH???

[count_actuala]

I shouldn't want vampire.computer as much as I do.

wouldn't it end up vamipre.urbanwizards.com? That's what happens when I go to poop.computer.

I also think it's funny that they don't know that there's no blood in rare steak.

They also don't know everyone can tell they're making shit up. Which is sadder?

[crow]

Some more vampire info

http://www.vampiricstudies.com/index.html

[slambam]

[BomberJacket]

Since folks are discussing this again, I'd like to bring up that about two weeks ago, Newsweek actually quoted and linked to vampirewebsite.net multiple times. Fuckin' journalism, people.

Link is here: http://www.newsweek.com/real-vampires-exist-and-they-need-counseling-too-351575