Episode 165: Redefine Paranormal

[Lemon]

with John Toast Jimmyfranks Portaxx Kumquatxop and Lemon
content for this episode was compiled by Dole
edited by Jimmyfranks.
There's quite a bit of debate on the existence of ghosts, and all of those debates are stupid and pointless. But fortunately, there's a forum over at anybodythere.net that sidesteps the debate completely and cuts straight to the evidence. Psychic powers, paranormal investigators, chakras, demon lovers, it's all here and it's all spelled as poorly as you would expect. This week, The F Plus finds one smiley particularly troublesome.

[Lemon]

[Fatty Bo Batty]

Holy shit, someone made a smiley equivalent of that pokemon Lemon played in that Portaxx cartoon.

[Dole]

The document was a lot of fun to put together, aside from the way their forum only displays 4 posts per page by default.

anybodythere.net's name for is "Cheesy."

I was a little surprised you didn't read the first thread in the document. Someone asks for information about how to ascend to higher dimensions, another poster channels a message from the archangel Raphael about how to ascend to 5D reality, and the original poster responds with "Thanks, but I'm more interested in 6D reality."

Rose Rivers was my favorite person to see posts from while I was looking through the site because she frequently tries to slip a humblebrag into her posts. "You identify with dragons? Well I've been to the dragon realm, and it's amazing." "You lost a spirit guide? Well I lost my last spirit guide because he was too good at being a spirit guide and had to go help other people." "You're reading a book about genies? Well I've talked with genies, and here's what they're really like."

There was a unsurprisingly large number of people who said that a Native American man was their spirit guide.

There is a section of the forum for people to express their skepticism about the paranormal. It has 6 topics.

[Ambious]

Wow, I mean.... Paranormal believers USUALLY don't make a lot of sense but holy cow - what the fuck?!
That's why I love this podcast so much. This stuff is so bizarre you couldn't come up with it.

[Puppy Time]

I guess I could've drawn ants carrying human eyes, but this seemed cuter.

[EYE OF ZA]

New episode? 

Paranormal craziness? 

[A Meat]

Something might have gotten messed up in the episode's encoding or something, because at least for me the episode doesn't have all the usual info the .mp3 files downloaded form the site usually have. What I mean is that now you're all blues musicians:

[Ambious]

No, see, The F-Plus just joined my favorite band: Unknown Artist.
They'll be on "Unknown Album 2".

[LINDA]

The bit about people on ~that OTHER forum~ being preoccupied with angel sex was unbelievable.

Every poster on that forum:


Also portaxx I'm sorry but I can never forgive you for the Frozen reference

[Isfahan]

Also portaxx I'm sorry but I can never forgive you for the Frozen reference

Come on, let it go.

[Puppy Time]

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!

[Isfahan]

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!

I'm going to bulb this because Portaxx already used her bulb and when I look at that drawing I can sense her wishing for a second one.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Offisa Jasmine is on the beat!

I'm going to bulb this because Portaxx already used her bulb and when I look at that drawing I can sense her wishing for a second one.

Your psychic abilities have finally awakened!

[Lemon]

Fixed that. If you get the file again, it'll have the correct metadata.