Episode #167: Hentaint Misbehavin

[Lemon]

with Boots Raingear Jack Chick Frank West Acierocolotl and Lemon
content for this episode was compiled by Fanzay
edited by Lemon.

Luscious.net is a (hentai focused) pornographic website where members can do the things they usually do on a pornographic website - by which I mean set up a profile, argue about politics, and complain about problems getting laid. This week, The F Plus figures out that gender just isn't a big deal really.

MUSIC USED:
Luscious Jackson - Naked Eye
DEVO - Jerkin' Back N Forth

[Fanzay]

I would encourage everyone to read the doc, there is way more crazy shit there than you heard in the episode. That said, don't actually go to luscious.

I had a lot of fun making the doc!

[KingKalamari]

I feel like if this site's userbase were embodied as a single person it would be two kids standing on each other's shoulders in a long trenchcoat.

[Puppy Time]

Lemon, have you just captured everyone and locked them in your basement to do your terrible podcast bidding?  Is that why we've had such a bounty of material lately?

[Geremy Tibbles]

15 minutes in and we have a wonderfully textbook case of "shit that never happened"!

EDIT: Holy fuck these people are stupid.

[Bobalay]

hearing another human being say the word 'loli' is always the worst.

[count_actuala]

What'd Bunnybread say last episode? Men should be put to death?

That needs to be a tag at this point.

[Bobalay]

What'd Bunnybread say last episode? Men should be put to death?

That needs to be a tag at this point.

Same for "as an intellectual"

[Odd]

This episode was a bit of a sample platter of groups of perverts that are large enough to be considered their own thing apart from the "mainstream hentai masturbators".

The "giving up porn was a waste of time" guy's rant used quotes from a 4chan sub-subculture that preaches the evils of masturbating to pornography because of "the effects this has on your dopamine and testosterone".
Yes there is a sub-subculture of 4chaners who go around telling other 4chaners to masturbate less.

And the  "Her Pussy Smelled Like Fish." guy is not alone either. Among the many manifestations of all the problems affecting Japan's birthrate is the open declaration of many men and women that they find physical sex revolting.
It happens to singles:
http://www.medindia.net/news/Government-Says-Young-Japanese-Losing-Sex-Drive-79507-1.htm
And when it happens to married couples they call it "sex disgust syndrome". It is all explained in this delightful article full of depressing quotes:
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2013/08/31/national/married-or-single-japan-is-a-desolate-country/#.VOq4Ey6Q9xA

Not ALL of them masturbate to cartoon porn exclusively, I'm sure, but I'm sure in some cases that could be a leading factor. Behind the horrible living conditions, work hours, cost of living and the saving-face-and-being-proper lifestyle.
But of course what could be said about Japan's sexuality could fill a book. A depressing, disgusting book that read aloud could summon a tentacle monster and make him vomit his lunch into his non-Euclidean porcelain throne.
Do you want to ask me about the phenomenon of Japanese mothers helping their children "focus" for university entrance exams? Of course you do not.

[Mister Smalls]

Do you want to ask me about the phenomenon of Japanese mothers helping their children "focus" for university entrance exams? Of course you do not.

I think you might have confused your porn tab with your world-news tab.

[Odd]

Do you want to ask me about the phenomenon of Japanese mothers helping their children "focus" for university entrance exams? Of course you do not.

I think you might have confused your porn tab with your world-news tab.

When it comes to Japan, they can be the same. But that bit could be an urban rumor of the kind written by people who have that fetish and pretend it happens so they can write "kinky" stories about it.
Similarly a lot of the people who claim they have lost all interest in sex with their spouses may be having affairs at love hotels.

[montrith]

Porn connoisseurs remain one of the most shining examples "Completely broken inside". I mean, it's really, really obvious that what some of these guys really want is the affection and intimacy of a real relationship, but instead of going out and trying to meet people they bitch about people not writing porn that gets them emotionally invested. A regular person will just have a wank and then go on with his actual life, but these guys cannot separate their need for physical gratification from their need to actually connect with other people. It's quite sad if you think about it.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

The "giving up porn was a waste of time" guy's rant used quotes from a 4chan sub-subculture that preaches the evils of masturbating to pornography because of "the effects this has on your dopamine and testosterone".
Yes there is a sub-subculture of 4chaners who go around telling other 4chaners to masturbate less.

There's a whole bunch of places like this. Reddit has one too and NoFap.com has a fairly large forum full of success stories and advice from "fapstronauts."

[Knitting Machine]

I've listened to that segment three times and I still do not understand anything that happened in that transsexuality post.

I got that Letdown is the worst person, and I think that's the most important lesson of all.

[Cat Planet]

The "giving up porn was a waste of time" guy's rant used quotes from a 4chan sub-subculture that preaches the evils of masturbating to pornography because of "the effects this has on your dopamine and testosterone".
Yes there is a sub-subculture of 4chaners who go around telling other 4chaners to masturbate less.

There's a whole bunch of places like this. Reddit has one too and NoFap.com has a fairly large forum full of success stories and advice from "fapstronauts."

Yeah after reading a couple of links I feel like there is definitely potential for an episode here. I'll try getting a document together in my spare time. These people are really weird because they realized the problem ("I sit at home jacking off all day") but instead of, you know, going out and talking to women so they could have real sex they try to create some sort of internet monastic order where they suppress their own sex drive and do things to distract themselves from it. Because it's easier to go on a "nofap regiment" and keep a "nofap diary" than to find a lady who will let you stick it inside her,