Okay, we're doing WikiHow again

[KingKalamari]

How to Be Creative

[LINDA]

Honestly, this might be better without context:

"How to wait for Fallout 4"?

[Drachir D Nalem]

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Manual-Wheelchair
I personally like this, both since there's another, similar article that is only six steps, it's the most obvious bloody things you'd figure out just sitting in one for five to ten minutes and the wheelchair is so horrendously optimized in both articles. If you actually need a wheelchair, you learn all of this and more way before you're allowed back home. It also has a warning about how having a kid on your lap will make it hard to do wheelies and if you hit a bump they will apparently shoot off like the chair's a catapult.

[Ras Shame-ra]

http://m.wikihow.com/Get-off-the-Idea-of-Wanting-to-Try-Drugs

How to rid yourself of thinking about an abstraction of an abstraction of a tentative act that you wouldn't actually do.

[Boots Raingear]

#1 - Just do some drugs, dummy. They're great.

-wikiBoots

[montrith]

Almost everything in the Religion and Philosophy section is great.

http://www.wikihow.com/Explore-Words-and-Live-Beyond-Them

As a basic starter, words are often used primarily to identify or label things, and then to describe and communicate these things both to ourselves and other people. Yet, the word is not the thing; the use of words is about being able to share an "idea" or feeling of the thing with others, the words linking us with the object existing in the world and the concept in our mind. But there are many other uses for words, such as sharing an abstract idea with others (like globalization) or to explain our relationship to people or objects, in a code form to be able to talk about subjects secretively and many others so try to explore those uses too. Consider also what makes you want to break out into words.

http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-the-Talk-About-the-End-of-the-World

Ask some NASA astronomers and scientists who know about it. They will tell you whether it's coming or not.

http://www.wikihow.com/Care

In modern society, it's often considered cool to pretend like you don't care about anything—what people think, what's going on in your community, and even how your own life is going to unfold. But when you don't care, you miss out on a lot.

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Demons

1. Be skeptical.

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-Good-from-Evil

In general "evil" people do "wrong" things and "good" people do "right" things.

http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Mason

[A Meat]

If you want to get pretty annoyed, give this a read:
http://www.wikihow.com/Argue-for-a-Life-After-Death
guaranteed to make all people regardless of opinion on religion feel insulted. Also, don't forget to look at the citations.

Also, they could have gotten a better image for "enlightenment"

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Probably too infuriating to read, but check this out.

http://www.wikihow.com/Live-Anne-Frank%27s-Lifestyle

If you are going for the time right before Anne goes into hiding and want to be extra realistic, where a bright yellow start on your chest.

[Digital Walnut]

Wikihow and the question/answer forums are consistently some of my favorite episodes. I'm looking forward to this.

The runners up for my submission:
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Christian-Metalhead
http://www.wikihow.com/Ease-Herpes-Pain-with-Home-Remedies
http://www.wikihow.com/Treat-Mice-With-Penile-Prolapse
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Ghost
http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-and-Cleanse-Crystals-for-Healing
http://www.wikihow.com/Appreciate-Anime
http://www.wikihow.com/React-when-Your-Spouse-Is-Wearing-Diapers

When a mouse with a prolapsed penis scampers by, I will no longer be a helpless bystander.

[Haruharuharuko]

Found a few more

Step 3. Stop thinking (Episode name right there)
http://www.wikihow.com/Freestyle-Rap

How the entire article isn't just the title I don't know.  Also how they spend the first half of the article saying to dress like the character then the last one is just fuck it and wear a random costume
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-and-Act-Like-Cat-Valentine-from-Victorious

Hey don't piss yourself but if you do act casual
http://www.wikihow.com/Control-Your-Bladder-at-Stress

Step 1 be a piece of shit
step 2 act like a piece of shit
step 3 look like a piece of shit
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Tortured-Artist

How?  Why?  Who?  Also this took 18 co authors.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Sparkles-in-Microsoft-Paint

I don't have words



http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Acne-Cysts-Fast

[Lemon]

WikiHow episode recording, from the suggestions given.

I think we'll do another one.

[Lady Frenzy]

The list of requested topics is a fun read, too. http://www.wikihow.com/Special:ListRequestedTopics

[Old_Zircon]

WikiHow episode recording, from the suggestions given.

I think we'll do another one.

You could probably start an entire spinoff podcast for Wikihow.

[Knitting Machine]

The list of requested topics is a fun read, too. http://www.wikihow.com/Special:ListRequestedTopics

Sing with a Sinus Infection
Write a Peculiar Story
Create a Fantasy Animal Companion for a Manga Character
Make a Movie Download Site
Play Radioactive on the Piano
Critique Advertising Images That Focus on Families and Holidays
Make Doo Wop Clothes
Pee In Front of Other People (Women and Girls)
Answer the Phone When You're Home Alone
Have a Scientology Wedding
Work Out How Many Calories You're Burning Breastfeeding
Identify an Otaku
Tell if a Goat is Pregnant
Cope with a Friend Who Makes Fun of Bronies

[Haruharuharuko]

WikiHow episode recording, from the suggestions given.

I think we'll do another one.

You could probably start an entire spinoff podcast for Wikihow.

Call it WikiWhy?