FILE DUMP: The My Masturbation Raw Files

[LINDA]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

I can do an excellent Girl Voice

[STOG]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

I can do an excellent Girl Voice

Cool! Depending on how many segments there are past the 23 minute mark, I might have to break this into chunks and assign them to readers.

I do have to point out that you don't necessarily need to be a woman or have a girl voice in order to have a segment - this is a general casting call for interested readers.

I'm going to put together whatever I can of the episode (especially since Windows rebooted and took my open Audacity project with it) and use that as a call to action very soon when I get some time to work on it.

[Zekka]

It sounds like Djeser has already segmented the episode or something like that, so he probably knows how many things were cut, although not exactly what they were.

If you can put together hints on what was missing, I may be able to read for you.

[lazzer grardaion?]

Why did it have to be this episode? But I would be delighted to have my "eugh, AUGH, AWAUGH"s added to the F-Plus canon.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

My wife actually suggested I sub in for Nutshell but I wasn't keen on it. If STOG wants an ensemble fan-cast though, sure.

I was sectioning off edit points and such but I won't be able to get around cutting the tracks until tomorrow - STOG or Djeser might have something better on the table by then, so I'll wait and see.

What I do have for you, though, is an intro.
(Lemon and JC are at 30% left, Boots and STOG are at 30% right, Nutshell is at center. Lemon's +4db. Still have the project so can change on the go.)
e: version 2 with snappier timings.

[NutshellGulag]

If you guys can fix my fuck-up, that'd be good. I've been feeling pretty bad since this would have been a great episode.

[Amelia Blank]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

I am SO down for reading stupid gross stuff!!

[Ambious]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

I am SO down for reading stupid gross stuff!!

If you don't mind a bit of accent fluctuations I'm game too

[Bobsterfest]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

This sounds fun! I think we're only six people away from becoming a Radiolab production now.

[Ashto]

Make that five guys (I'll toss my hat in the ring). We'd also need some sort of ASMR inducing intro for it to be a proper Radiolab episode.

[Positronic]

I'd be up for it!

[Lemon]

What I do have for you, though, is an intro.
(Lemon and JC are at 30% left, Boots and STOG are at 30% right, Nutshell is at center. Lemon's +4db. Still have the project so can change on the go.)
e: version 2 with snappier timings.

This is wonderful. What song is this?

To everyone else, I'd say hold off because I think Djeser's version will end up being the canonical. I'll pass Djeser this as a possible intro tho.

[STOG]

Yeah, I listened to Djeser's version and he worked around Nutshell like she wasn't even there. It's really good and it's making my idea look like more work than it's worth. My goal was to get the episode out By Any Means Necessary (tm), but I tend to take the convoluted route and Djeser just cooked this one up real fine in a jiffy.

But thank you to those who volunteered to sign up for readings! I'm still trying to figure out how to involve the community in future episodes, so stay tuned!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

This is wonderful. What song is this?

To everyone else, I'd say hold off because I think Djeser's version will end up being the canonical. I'll pass Djeser this as a possible intro tho.

It's Jerk It Out by The Ceasers. I've been thinking what would make a good outro, so far all I've got is She Blinded Me With Science.

[Cleretic]

This is wonderful. What song is this?

To everyone else, I'd say hold off because I think Djeser's version will end up being the canonical. I'll pass Djeser this as a possible intro tho.

It's Jerk It Out by The Ceasers. I've been thinking what would make a good outro, so far all I've got is She Blinded Me With Science.

Turning Japanese? That's not about masturbation, but fuck it, everyone thinks it is.

I haven't decided yet if my version will have intro/outro music, but I know if they do they're based on what I'm doing with it*. Also, I like The Sounds' Hurt You and Ladytron's Ghosts.

*I don't want to inflate expectations, but F Plus Minus F Plus is possibly the funniest idea I've ever had.