Episode 221: Specialty Wankers

[Lemon]

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

JUST ONE PEPSI

[Ambious]

Wow

[A Meat]

I felt personally offended by the meat section

[CormansInferno]

Ballpitters, I propose we call the anti-O face the NOOOO! Face.

[NutshellGulag]

I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :C

[Ambious]

I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :C

I read that in your pirate voice

[A Meat]

I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :C

Nah, Jimmyfranks has the curse part covered, have you considered being hexed or haunted instead?

[Nifty Nif]

This is the first episode that was so gross I actually had to turn it off.
I'll try again later.
Well done.

[EYE OF ZA]

Cause Oscar Meyer
Has a way
With B-O-L-O
G-N-A

[LINDA]

I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :C

Nah, Jimmyfranks has the curse part covered, have you considered being hexed or haunted instead?

Vexed, even

[Bodark]

I'm honestly kind of surprised that everyone else is surprised by the fact that these people are bad at masturbating, and how much they want other people to know about it.


You could probably use this doc in a court of law to prove we need better sex ed in public schools.

[znarf]

Thank you Djaeser!  I needed something to cheer me up after comic con started over here.  Back to work now...

[Sherman Tank]

I think there's something broken in me because my only reaction to that one guy who was using tri-tip and other cuts of steak to masturbate was shock at how much money he must've spending on meat.

And why doesn't this episode have the "soul destroying", "hopelessly broken", and "the internet isn't helping" tags?

[Cheapskate]

I’ve heard the curling-iron-up-the-ass thing before. Not as a method of masturbation, mind you, but as a method of disciplining unruly children. They put it there so Child Protection Services won’t see the burn scars.