Episode 221: Specialty Wankers

[Achilles' Heelies]

FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.

Using the word "sausage" in this context might not be so great, montrith.

Yeah, come on, obviously you should have said "bologna."

[McMillan and Waifu]

It would explain everything about NoFap if it were made entirely of refugees from this place. People smart enough to understand that this kind of masturbation is the thing ruining their lives, but too dumb to know why.

Yeah, I think there's a broader trend of groups developing in response to the general Ultrahornying of the Internet like nofap or parts of the tumblr ace community, but these boards are the polar opposite of nofap (allfap?)

[Argyle Funk]

Put a spoon in a fuckin freezer and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it out and stick it in your ass slow like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[positive stress]

Put a spoon in a fuckin freezer and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it out and stick it in your ass slow like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah, I fuckin' lay my nuts on a fuckin' dresser, just my nuts layin' on a fuckin' dresser, and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin' bat. BLAOW (that's the sound of me cumming)

[Breakfast]

I never knew I was using this stuff wrong the whole time...

[Bodark]

I never knew I was using this stuff wrong the whole time...

Cleans, protects, and whitens your anus.

[LINDA]

I never knew I was using this stuff wrong the whole time...

Cleans, protects, and whitens your anus.

Also removes tartar buildup!

[positive stress]

We did learn in the penis enlargement episode that you have to brush and floss your taint to prevent plaque buildup, it's all coming together

[Dr. Buttplug]

Phallus Dentata?

[NutshellGulag]

Phallus Dentata?

pearly whites uuuuuuuugh