Episode 146: Don't Patreonize Me

[nigeline]

What an exciting variety of characters.

<:U  :/  U8  u:  BU  (・▽・)  :|

Gulag Clown is my favorite?

[Cat Planet]

The story of a transgender girl (Sam) who moves to a new town where her life goes nuts, dealing with the mob, crazed reality stars, and more. Everything that can go wrong seems to do just that. Her only solace is her new roommate Brit and her new friends.



I for one am excited to see more adventures of Ms. Fish Lips and her rugged friend. Just a reminder:

[chai tea latte]

im the ever-trans-inclusive url MockGirl.com

[Isfahan]

Still figuring out how hands work, I see.

[Zsa Zsa]

"Ice cream for the wussies, is one of the bands name, not what food they have."
Flirting with word salad, is the wrong write techniques, not what Snover eats.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

never forget

[Neal]

never forget

The F+ Island of Misfit Toys is that stump, the Gamers Hip Clip, and the hands-free microwave.

[montrith]

The F+ Island of Misfit Toys is that stump, the Gamers Hip Clip, and the hands-free microwave.

But instead of earth the ground is made of dildos. Lots and lots of dildos.

[count_actuala]

The F+ Island of Misfit Toys is that stump, the Gamers Hip Clip, and the hands-free microwave.

But instead of earth the ground is made of dildos. Lots and lots of dildos.

And the Chin Wattle Man is king.

[KingKalamari]

never forget

The F+ Island of Misfit Toys is that stump, the Gamers Hip Clip, and the hands-free microwave.

And Mario Sing-A-Long to Go Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers

I still can't get over the number of levels on which that game idea fails...

[NERRRRD]

I just hope that Creatrix Tiara, the woman who led me to make this document, gets her own day in court.

[chai tea latte]

I just hope that Creatrix Tiara, the woman who led me to make this document, gets her own day in court.

oh my god, i haven't heard that name in years

what's she done?

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Consider the unicorn: made up of parts that don’t usually go together, mythical, yet so beloved that people will go to all lengths to make it exist.

Now consider the platypus: made up of parts that don’t usually go together, real, yet so confounding that for many years even scientists could not believe they existed.

 I am the platypus

Consider the good monster cockogy: made up of parts that most readers will relate to or understand, not annoying as all shit, used to explain, illustrate, or further detail a concept.

Now consider the bad monster cockogy: That fucking monster cockogy.

[NERRRRD]

I just hope that Creatrix Tiara, the woman who led me to make this document, gets her own day in court.

oh my god, i haven't heard that name in years

what's she done?

where do you know her from? she recently moved near me and posted some awful shit on what was ostensibly a jobs board but is really a place for weirdos on facebook to brag about their useless esoteric "talents" (guess which city i live in), essentially posted a link to her website begging for burlesque pennies. Oh yeah she does "burlesque performances" where she gets naked and shows her disgusting fat gut while bragging about how open and weird her sexuality is. Her poetry is, naturally, gross.

Here's what she posted, but her website has linkbacks to literally everything she's ever done, including burlesque art, tumblr, patreon begging, etc. :

Hi there! I'm a recent MFA grad with years of experience in creative and media production, performance, writing, digital media, and community cultural development. I am highly skilled in cross-cultural communication, research, social media, project management, networking, and intercultural exchange, and I learn new skills quickly.

I'm looking for paid work starting late August in any combination of creative, cultural, social justice, arts, education, activism, intersectional, feminist, queer, anti-racist, tech sectors. I'm primarily looking at the Bay Area but am open to anywhere else in the US.

Feel free to find out more about me at http://creatrixtiara.com
creatrix tiara
interdisciplinary iconoclast and creatrix of awesome. performance art, culture, writing, creativity, activism, race, queer, gender, sexuality, transmedia, travel
creatrixtiara.com

[count_actuala]

Great good glory that is an ugly, awkward website. I'm always baffled by hideous websites people obviously put work into.