Episode 152: This Ain't Episode 152 XXX

[Lemon]

with Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, Jimmyfranks, Portaxx, John Toast, and Lemon.

CONTENT FOR THIS EPISODE WAS COMPILED BY BOOTS RAINGEAR
EDITED BY JIMMYFRANKS.

AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.

MUSIC USED
Duran Duran- Girls on Film
Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly in a porny?

[Cleretic]

I noticed that at least one of the people in this episode mentioned his girlfriend (or at least a girl).

What does she think about all this, I wonder?

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

I got to "train a dog to do it" and all I could think was

THE HOUND OF THE ASSKERVILLES

I'll see myself out now.

[BomberJacket]

Instant classic, I only took issue with two points.

1. What did Dave Bowman say? You can't drop a joke grenade like that and run away!
2. Can't believe no one made a "Smell Yo Dick" joke about the forensic butthole scientist.

[TheCrawlingChaos]

Wow, are these the pictures from F Plus Live I've been hearing about? Y'all are hot. Especially Kumquat.

[montrith]

It turns out dudes who are really into porn are bad a basic biology and female anatomy in particularly. Who knew?

[A Meat]

Ass Warship? Well let me tell you about something called Kantai Collection...

[positive stress]

It's amazing that in a podcast with episodes about people who cum in diapers, people who smash their balls with potatoes and batteries, and people who want to watch cartoon wolves get fucked in the eye socket, some of the grossest people we've heard from are the ones who just really, really love porn

[nigeline]

It turns out dudes who are really into porn are bad a basic biology and female anatomy in particularly. Who knew?

You can feely blame terrible American sex education here. Anything beyond simple penetration needs a fucking PhD.

[KingKalamari]

I'm always perplexed whenever communities like this come up on here or on Lou Reads. I just can't get into the mindset of someone who has enough opinions about porn that they'd be able to participate in an entire community devoted to it. I mean I don't even understand people who follow the works of specific porn stars let alone people who follow them closely enough to have opinions about about the amount of monster cock sex they're not having on camera.

[Bobalay]

Just imagine the kind of people who pay for porn sites, that should help.

[applecake]

I've had a rather nasty bout of bronchitis this week which meant I kept cough-choking now and then while listening, but then somebody would say something gross and the choking would get worse.

The opener and 'how to hello depression' were both really excellent.

....13 to 16 inch nipple diameters? jesus christ

[Lemon]

[Navigator]

Through the whole of Kumquat's reading, I pictured Michael Barrier sitting in a dark room full of aging Ren and Stimpy posters, ranting at his computer screen:

"ANDY SAN DIMAS IS SUCKING A COCK, AND SUCKING A COCK, AND SUCKING A COCK!!"

While his meticulously dusted Betty Boop figurines look unblinkingly on. In related news, this is my favorite episode in quite a while.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Albert Cumus wrote a great essay on the absurdity of the eternal blowjob