Episode 221: Specialty Wankers

[Dr. Buttplug]

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[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I’ve heard the curling-iron-up-the-ass thing before. Not as a method of masturbation, mind you, but as a method of disciplining unruly children. They put it there so Child Protection Services won’t see the burn scars.

Well now I'm sad and grossed out

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why can't the internet just rub its genitals with its hand? It's not that fucking difficult.

[STOG]

Why can't the internet just rub its genitals with its hand? It's not that fucking difficult.

MY MASTURBATION HAS TO BE SPECIAL THAT'S WHY I AM USING A USB POWERED DRINKING BIRD TO MASTURBATE

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Oh by the way, STOG, if your pussy keeps coughing STOP SMOKING CIGARETTES WITH IT!

[Liatai]

You know, I was okay until the popsicles and soda. I mean, most of this stuff is weird, and definitely not recommended, but AUGH

DO NOT PUT SUGARY THINGS ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR HOO-HA

THE LADY CAVE IS DIABETIC IT DOES NOT LIKE SUGAR DX

YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELVES HORRIBLE YEAST INFECTIONS

AUGH

I mean I suppose yeast infections are the least of these people's concerns, and there are PLENTY of worse consequences out there for what they're doing, but the sugar in the downstairs secret area, oddly, was the tipping point for me. XP

I guess I'm desensitized thanks to reading EMT forum stories about all the things people have put up their various lower orifices. Once you read about enough razors, pencils, crack pipes, vegetables, light bulbs, pagers, action figures, and pepperoni sticks (even worse, that lady took it out, took a bite out of it, then put it back like it was no big deal)... :B

[Emperor Jack Chick]

we DID warn you guys this one was gross.

also "downstairs secret area" hee hee hee

[junior associate faguar]

You know, I was okay until the popsicles and soda. I mean, most of this stuff is weird, and definitely not recommended, but AUGH

DO NOT PUT SUGARY THINGS ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR HOO-HA

THE LADY CAVE IS DIABETIC IT DOES NOT LIKE SUGAR DX

YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELVES HORRIBLE YEAST INFECTIONS

AUGH

I mean I suppose yeast infections are the least of these people's concerns, and there are PLENTY of worse consequences out there for what they're doing, but the sugar in the downstairs secret area, oddly, was the tipping point for me. XP

I guess I'm desensitized thanks to reading EMT forum stories about all the things people have put up their various lower orifices. Once you read about enough razors, pencils, crack pipes, vegetables, light bulbs, pagers, action figures, and pepperoni sticks (even worse, that lady took it out, took a bite out of it, then put it back like it was no big deal)... :B

Well, these people just have type-1 ladycave diabetes.

[eldritchhat]

BOOTS WAS COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN GOOSEBUMPS

[Nifty Nif]

BOOTS WAS COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN GOOSEBUMPS

I was eating dinner when the part of visceral disgust happened, and I felt the same thing, except there was food in my mouth, and while I was covered in goosebumps, I also wanted there to be no food in my mouth or in my body at all.
Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck.

[znarf]

after having listened to this and starting to listen to it a second time while driving I retract my "thank you"

I'm kidding, but it was grosser than I thought it would be

[montrith]

FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.

[NutshellGulag]

FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.

Using the word "sausage" in this context might not be so great, montrith.

[A Meat]

FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.

Using the word "sausage" in this context might not be so great, montrith.

Yeah, singling out Jimmyfranks for being an anthropomorphic processed meat product is unfair

[Aljonso]

It would explain everything about NoFap if it were made entirely of refugees from this place. People smart enough to understand that this kind of masturbation is the thing ruining their lives, but too dumb to know why.