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Topic: Episode 155: The Search For Terrestrial Intelligence  (Read 12830 times)

Lemon

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with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Frank West, Adam Bozarth, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.
CONTENT FOR THIS EPISODE WAS COMPILED BY CAROLINE
EDITED BY BOOTS RAINGEAR.
There's a whole lot of planets out there, but this one's mainly nimrods. We're looking at the curiously named alien-ufos.com, a very popular forum for true believers to discuss the various things aliens did to their butts. This week, The F Plus wants to get abucted (we will not state our reasons).
   
MUSIC USED
Kool Keith - Aliens
Hüsker Dü - Books About UFOs

TheCrawlingChaos

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Oh my god, I love the alien ones. This is a great pre-work diversion and I can't wait to hear it. Thanks, guys!

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I'm only at the gay thread part and already crying.
Another instant classic.
NO ONE ON EARTH IS GAY
chai tea latte

A Meat

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Alien poetry is some of the worst poetry I've heard in a while.

I kind of love how most of the stories are wildly varying levels of 'shit that didn't happen.txt'. From the mundane shit where you can guess the real story behind the bullshit like "I somehow ended up stuck between doors in my house, I'm gonna blame aliens and not my asshole friends" to "So I was having an orgy with all of these sexy humanoid hybrid aliens after taking them to an Austalian BBQ place..." which is just 100% made up bullshit nobody could possibly believe.

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If they ever make a This Aint Mass Effect xxx, the Queerians will absolutely be in there somewhere.

Also, holy fuck that poetry is awful. Like, the dude who wrote I Want Into Mary's Twat is lightyears ahead of her. That might just be the absolute worst poetry we've ever had on the podcast.

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This Aint Mass Effect xxx,
Navigator, November 16, 2014, 06:32:01 pm
mass erect

nigeline

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This Aint Mass Effect xxx,
Navigator, November 16, 2014, 06:32:01 pm
mass erect
AgentCoop, November 16, 2014, 06:55:24 pm
#NOTALLALIENS

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KOOL KEEF! Yes!

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When Bozarth was reading about the connection between Aliens and THE GAYS, I kept waiting for him to ask for pepperoni.

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If I got an email from John Frum, I’d take it pretty seriously too.

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Bozarth, please write a sketch about the man that realizes he's the only real person on the internet.

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I will defend the honour of Aussie Haute Cuisine.


You gotta heat the meat in a very special way okay. Then you also heat the fish meat, then you serve it with the de-spidered vegetables.

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KOOOOOOOOOL KEEEEEEEEITH
AgentCoop, November 17, 2014, 02:59:35 pm


This album is out of print :(

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Also, diggin the Dead Milkmen reference

EDIT: and the suprise nick cave song

Double Edit: Oh wait, my ipod turned on by accident while listening.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2014, 03:25:04 pm by AgentCoop »