F Plus Quotes Thread

[Nikaer Drekin]

YOU'RE SOMEBODY ELSE'S CAT!
I STOLE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!

[Glitterbomber]

This one was ripe with great quotes.

"So, Lemon, what you're saying is not all men."
"No! I'm actually trying specifically to avoid saying that."

[positive stress]

It was the work started by Nietzsche, but finished by Debuchan94.

[Caroline]

The word 'guggalo'.

[slambam]

IT'S A BOWL OF EYEBALLS!!!

[Gyro]

"That's not a vampire slayer you're thinking of, that's a bottom."
...
"Buffy the Vampire Bottom!"

I don't care if it was posted already. Oh my god, that quote.

[SleepySnake]

"Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to wrap up Roy Orbison in cling-film."

Also, the enthusiasm towards wrapping up Roy in the choose your own adventure game was beautiful.

[slambam]

i have had sex with all of god's creatures and they are all just as beautiful as they are wise

[STOG]

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"When I go to the comic book shop, I only steal the ones that felt good to cum on."
"Wait, are you talking about vinyl figurines?"
"Well, mostly Punisher. I love jerking off on that skull."

[Puppy Time]

"the Gucci Candiru"

[McMillan and Waifu]

"The watchgirls forum is the only forum where I've searched 'Harry Potter' and got no results"

[Caroline]

"That's a pretty low-cut top for a dog."

[Spoop]

Who can resist the siren song of beer nuts?

[Liatai]

"And finally, 'I wanna be gay, what should I do?!'"

"A dude."

Scattered laughter. "That's a good start!"

(Lemon and Isfahan, "Ask A Stupid Question, Make A Stupid Podcast")

[Cleretic]

"Oh god, they're locusts! They're joke locusts!"
"It's a plague of sarcastic crickets!"