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Topic: Episode 212: History of the Dozerfleet Part 2  (Read 43513 times)

Bodark

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Oh my God, I forgot about that. That she died makes it more fucked up than most of his obsessions, in my opinion.
Tao Te Chump, May 30, 2016, 05:31:40 pm

I choose to believe that she's not actually dead, and was actually the mastermind this elaborate last-ditch effort to keep him the fuck away from her.

She's probably alive and well in South Africa.
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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
As our first Ballp.it charity, I propose Dime-bags for Dozerfleet
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If Dozerfleet put time into actually making things: http://adventuresofsquare.com/

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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
I'll do all 3 for free
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If Dozerfleet put time into actually making things: http://adventuresofsquare.com/
Gyro, May 30, 2016, 09:55:52 pm

The brilliant Doctor Octagon has been kidnapped!

Oh shit!  I get to play Chex Quest and save Kool Keith!
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If Dozerfleet put time into actually making things: http://adventuresofsquare.com/
Gyro, May 30, 2016, 09:55:52 pm
Honestly, this feels a little unfair to the people making Adventure of Square. So far it seems actually pretty good imho. I mean yeah its technically a mod of Doom but the art and music of the game is well done, plus it has the gameplay of Doom.

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This dude is just insanely depressing to me. Like, to be a human being that wants to create something so badly, and sit there trying to force your imagination to come up with a new and exciting idea, any idea at all ... and the best he can muster is quadrangles. Or like, a blue pen. That's so upsetting.

But more importantly how the hell has Dozerfleet even HEARD of South Park?
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But more importantly how the hell has Dozerfleet even HEARD of South Park?
Nickel_Nips, June 01, 2016, 12:30:01 am

That shit was EVERYWHERE in the late 90's/ early 2000's.

If dude is 33, that means he was in high school at that time. If that's true, even a cloistered religious shut-in couldn't avoid it.

« Last Edit: June 02, 2016, 12:17:23 am by FattyBoBatty »

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Can I get just a sound bite of lemon doing the "Da Dip" reference? I don't know why but that just made my heart happy. XD
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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
I'll do all 3 for free
Adam Bozarth, May 30, 2016, 10:01:44 pm

Are you sure? He strikes me as the type who'll be really possessive and clingy afterward.

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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
I'll do all 3 for free
Adam Bozarth, May 30, 2016, 10:01:44 pm

Are you sure? He strikes me as the type who'll be really possessive and clingy afterward.
Dawnswalker, June 02, 2016, 03:03:15 pm

Don't ruin Adam's chance to get some really sweet newsletters about dogs eating tomatoes.
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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
I'll do all 3 for free
Adam Bozarth, May 30, 2016, 10:01:44 pm

Are you sure? He strikes me as the type who'll be really possessive and clingy afterward.
Dawnswalker, June 02, 2016, 03:03:15 pm

Not after a good ol' fashioned Bozarth toke-and-fuck. Because I will put his ass to SLEEP 🚬😗💨
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This dude needs to get high, get fucked, and get the shit beat out of him, in that order.
FattyBoBatty, May 30, 2016, 07:26:17 pm
I'll do all 3 for free
Adam Bozarth, May 30, 2016, 10:01:44 pm

Are you sure? He strikes me as the type who'll be really possessive and clingy afterward.
Dawnswalker, June 02, 2016, 03:03:15 pm

Not after a good ol' fashioned Bozarth toke-and-fuck. Because I will put his ass to SLEEP 🚬😗💨
Adam Bozarth, June 02, 2016, 08:07:16 pm

Then he'll be calling you Nyquil (as in the ambulatory bottle of medicine character he created who is a huge slut and dies of every STD ever at the end of each episode).
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Dozerfleet is what happens when you mix untreated autism with the strictest types of hateful fundamentalist puritanical Protestantism.

That's not to imply that you can't find equally crazy and bigoted Catholics or Orthodox Christians, but Dozerfleet's hatred has a very American Protestant flavor to it.
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« Last Edit: June 06, 2016, 07:36:14 am by ZapthisShermanTankCrap »

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Are we gonna get another Dozerfleet episode for 303, continuing the every 91 episode tradition that has clearly been established?
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