Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: junior associate faguar on August 02, 2023, 01:37:47 pm
Just listening to this as cum is rocketing out of every bodily orifice.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on August 02, 2023, 06:52:46 pm
This is one of those episodes like the ones with bio-hacker people where I am absolutely convinced someone they read about must have died or will die doing this at some point (although i guess more likely you'll just get permanent ED)
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: 1234GO! on August 02, 2023, 07:18:54 pm
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: VicLudorum on August 03, 2023, 12:38:27 am
Kind of wanted an obscure physics joke in the ruined orgasm section. Something about the electrical conductivity of cum (which would be measured in... Siemens).
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: VaMpIrESoFtWaRe on August 03, 2023, 07:02:49 pm
I'm imagining someone spending thousands of dollars for a modular synth just to send really specific waveforms into their butt.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on August 05, 2023, 04:22:33 pm
Really good, you know me, love the gross stuff. I was imagining that the ruined orgasm guy was going to set the head of his dick on fire if he incorporated gauze. Running to the bathroom like his dick is Michael Jackson recording a Pepsi commercial.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: junior associate faguar on August 06, 2023, 02:50:23 pm
I realized that I've been within a block of Current Pleasures.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: sea hag on August 17, 2023, 09:14:36 am
You don't understand, he's shocking himself to make himself...have more wet dreams? (https://i.ibb.co/qFwdZgz/Screenshot-2023-08-17-10-11-51-81-572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg)
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on August 17, 2023, 12:35:28 pm
You don't understand, he's shocking himself to make himself...have more wet dreams? (https://i.ibb.co/qFwdZgz/Screenshot-2023-08-17-10-11-51-81-572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg) sea hag, August 17, 2023, 09:14:36 am
Hey girl, you are making me as hard as a cucumber
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: A Meat on August 17, 2023, 12:49:53 pm
I feel like that scale could be more granular, is your dick as hard as firm tofu or as flaccid as silken tofu
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on August 17, 2023, 01:07:13 pm
I feel like that scale could be more granular, is your dick as hard as firm tofu or as flaccid as silken tofu A Meat, August 17, 2023, 12:49:53 pm
Are you full cucumber, or more of a baby dill?
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: VaMpIrESoFtWaRe on August 17, 2023, 03:57:48 pm
I feel like that scale could be more granular, is your dick as hard as firm tofu or as flaccid as silken tofu A Meat, August 17, 2023, 12:49:53 pm
I need to know what kind of cheese it is.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: sea hag on August 17, 2023, 05:48:38 pm
I feel like that scale could be more granular, is your dick as hard as firm tofu or as flaccid as silken tofu A Meat, August 17, 2023, 12:49:53 pm
Getting your dick from Buffalo mozzarella to Parmigiano Reggiano.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: Hoffgod on August 18, 2023, 07:35:07 am
I initially read "improves erectile disfunction" as meaning he wants to make his dick work less. Which, if he keeps shocking his dick, is an achievable goal.
Title: 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play
Post by: Tipsy Almond on August 19, 2023, 06:19:38 pm