Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on September 21, 2014, 11:09:53 pm
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: Lemon on September 21, 2014, 11:09:53 pm
No buttons required. (http://challengepost.com/software/nextwave)
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: chai tea latte on September 21, 2014, 11:18:30 pm
I love that even in a one minute video they have to bring up how it works with Pebble.
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: montrith on September 22, 2014, 03:18:06 pm
Why would you need to microwave bottled water?
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: Blandest on September 22, 2014, 03:54:01 pm
I assume because in the future everything is microwaveable and must be connected to a peddle somehow.
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: nigeline on September 22, 2014, 04:37:16 pm
It's no Microrater
Title: I found the microwave of the future!
Post by: steinrokkan on September 29, 2014, 04:46:09 pm
Doubtlessly a nice showcase of human progress, but there' lot of space for further improvements.
-Internal cameras for autonomous posting of food pictures to Pinterest. -IR sensors to allow 3D rendering of your food in the Oculus Rift. Now you can fell like you are there while your food is cooking! Tear down the fourth wall! - Storing of nutritional data on the cloud(tm). Get an instant rating of your food intake based on the most up to date no-carb diet data! - Ability to stream Netflix movies while the food is being prepared. The Pebble(c) measures remaining time and selects programmes that have similar running time. Never be bored again while doing the domestic chore of microwaving! - Use your cloud data to reconstruct 3D models for printing in your 3D printer of choice. As soon as we get printable carbohydrates you'll be able to forgo using of microwave altogether as our revolutionary app learns common macromolecular patterns present in your favourite dishes! -Carefully prepared database of microwave-enabled Soylent(r) recipes -Ability to purchase ingredients of your most recently microwaved foods on any of the most popular Bitcoin marketplaces. You'll never run out of Hot Pockets again! -Fuck you!