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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on October 11, 2014, 04:55:33 pm
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with Boots Raingear, Kumquatxop, Jimmyfranks, Portaxx, John Toast, and Lemon.
CONTENT FOR THIS EPISODE WAS COMPILED BY BOOTS RAINGEAR
EDITED BY JIMMYFRANKS.
AdultDVDTalk.com is a forum where people talk about porn. And uh... Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it. This is definitely one of the gross ones. This week, The F Plus abandons our jerk off station.
MUSIC USED
Duran Duran- Girls on Film
Shel Silverstein-I Saw Polly in a porny?
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I noticed that at least one of the people in this episode mentioned his girlfriend (or at least a girl).
What does she think about all this, I wonder?
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I got to "train a dog to do it" and all I could think was
THE HOUND OF THE ASSKERVILLES
I'll see myself out now.
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Instant classic, I only took issue with two points.
1. What did Dave Bowman say? You can't drop a joke grenade like that and run away!
2. Can't believe no one made a "Smell Yo Dick" joke about the forensic butthole scientist.
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Wow, are these the pictures from F Plus Live I've been hearing about? Y'all are hot. Especially Kumquat.
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It turns out dudes who are really into porn are bad a basic biology and female anatomy in particularly. Who knew?
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Ass Warship? Well let me tell you about something called Kantai Collection...
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It's amazing that in a podcast with episodes about people who cum in diapers, people who smash their balls with potatoes and batteries, and people who want to watch cartoon wolves get fucked in the eye socket, some of the grossest people we've heard from are the ones who just really, really love porn
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It turns out dudes who are really into porn are bad a basic biology and female anatomy in particularly. Who knew?
montrith, October 12, 2014, 02:06:57 am
You can feely blame terrible American sex education here. Anything beyond simple penetration needs a fucking PhD.
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I'm always perplexed whenever communities like this come up on here or on Lou Reads. I just can't get into the mindset of someone who has enough opinions about porn that they'd be able to participate in an entire community devoted to it. I mean I don't even understand people who follow the works of specific porn stars let alone people who follow them closely enough to have opinions about about the amount of monster cock sex they're not having on camera.
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Just imagine the kind of people who pay for porn sites, that should help.
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I've had a rather nasty bout of bronchitis this week which meant I kept cough-choking now and then while listening, but then somebody would say something gross and the choking would get worse.
The opener and 'how to hello depression' were both really excellent.
....13 to 16 inch nipple diameters? jesus christ
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[coolspot]
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Through the whole of Kumquat's reading, I pictured Michael Barrier sitting in a dark room full of aging Ren and Stimpy posters, ranting at his computer screen:
"ANDY SAN DIMAS IS SUCKING A COCK, AND SUCKING A COCK, AND SUCKING A COCK!!"
While his meticulously dusted Betty Boop figurines look unblinkingly on. In related news, this is my favorite episode in quite a while.
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Albert Cumus wrote a great essay on the absurdity of the eternal blowjob
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The description of the toilet paper roll mounted to the desk bummed me out on a deep level. I know that a deep commitment to masturbation is a common theme in this show, but Jesus Christ...
I mean, he took a trip to the hardware store, charged up the drill, tried different placements to find the right spot, and then mounted a goddamn toilet paper roll dispenser to a computer desk.
I mean, Jesus Christ!
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The description of the toilet paper roll mounted to the desk bummed me out on a deep level. I know that a deep commitment to masturbation is a common theme in this show, but Jesus Christ...
I mean, he took a trip to the hardware store, charged up the drill, tried different placements to find the right spot, and then mounted a goddamn toilet paper roll dispenser to a computer desk.
I mean, Jesus Christ!
Adam Bozarth, October 13, 2014, 02:24:21 pm
Consider the alternative, which is that the reason why he mounted a toilet paper roll to his desk is because he uses it to wipe his ass after he takes a shit at his desk.
I apologize for that mental image.
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I ended up listening to this late last night while I had a bit of a stomach bug and couldn't figure out whether I was nauseous from actual illness or just because of the reading. I thought I was inured to disgusting perverts, geez/
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This entire episode is another huge, turgid, glistening example of excess time spent poorly. Like, this might be the worst thing you could legally do with your hours spent neither asleep nor checking people out at the Safeway. The Malatora people may be deluding themselves, but they're being creative.
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The part where you guys start going on about Twitter had me in stitches
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There's nothing like walking into a Walmart at three in the morning listening to a man asking why there isn't any ass to pussy porn.
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There's nothing like walking into a Walmart at three in the morning listening to a man asking why there isn't any ass to pussy porn.
Type 2 STOGabetes, October 15, 2014, 12:54:45 pm
Yeah, but you weren't listening to the episode.
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Has anyone said Nutty Pot yet? Nutty Pot. What that man wanted was a Nutty Pot.
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How the FUCK is it that in 152 episodes, the first time I hear a person with even a passing understanding of evolution and biodiversity, is in fucking adultDVDtalk.com. In a godwin post.
And who the fuck is this guy, on fucking adultDVDtalk.com, using biodiversity as an argument against narrow beauty standards
This is not where that goes
Why is he here
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There are groups that condemn pornography, but I for one am thankful for it. Can imagine what these people might be doing if they weren’t distracted and subsequently obsessed with gross porn movies? Humanity is better off.
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I finally get to see what boots raingear looks like and it's just like I imagined!!