256: Findumb

[Lemon]

[Sherman Tank]

Finally, a findom episode!

I'm barely into this episode and already I think this one needs the "consumerism as a religion", "profiles of job creators", "objectivist wet dream". "here are the boners that will be $5.95", and "the internet isn't helping".

[Cheapskate]

I should really open up a law firm that specializes in representing findoms as creditors. I could teach them how to get liens on paypigs’ cars and mortgages on their houses.

[Please And Thanks]

How do we apply First Boner Theory here? These guys got their first boner after their dad lost his job and they get horny from financial stress now?

[EYE OF ZA]

This whole time I'm just wondering about whether a white trash goddess would be hotter for these guys or ruin the fetish entirely.  Probably even stevens, I just like the idea of some lady in a trailer park making bank on sad rich dudes.

How do we apply First Boner Theory here? These guys got their first boner after their dad lost his job and they get horny from financial stress now?

Since it's so blatantly a humiliation fetish, I'm willing to guess that a lot of these guys were into some sort of dominance to begin with and then just needed a stronger fix.

[lazzer grardaion?]

This whole time I'm just wondering about whether a white trash goddess would be hotter for these guys or ruin the fetish entirely.  Probably even stevens, I just like the idea of some lady in a trailer park making bank on sad rich dudes.

And it's ideas like these that are going to solve income inequality in America.

[EYE OF ZA]

(also I cawed out loud at the Pokemon card thing)

[Spacebat]

AND IF YOU WANT TO PAY $10 TO GET INSULTED THROUGH THE INTERNET,

[Vinny Possum]

Are there gay dudes into findom?

Because I'm White trash and also a cute little Twink and want money.

AND IF YOU WANT TO PAY $10 TO GET INSULTED THROUGH THE INTERNET,

Isn't that literally Something Awful's business model?

[Spacebat]

AND IF YOU WANT TO PAY $10 TO GET INSULTED THROUGH THE INTERNET,

Isn't that literally Something Awful's business model?

No but you can go to BAAAAAAALLPIT.

[dijon du jour]

Are there gay dudes into findom?

Because I'm White trash and also a cute little Twink and want money.

If Master Josh can get sad dudes on the internet to buy him some parm then so can you!

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I am Spooks, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? "No," says the man on FurAffinity, "it belongs to the artists." "No," says the man on Reddit, "meatspace money is an outdated invention." "Mmf," says the man on Fetlife, "mf mefmmfs f mffufm."

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Slut Town.

[blunge]

RELEASE THE PRESSUREPIGS!!

[rhorsman]

RELEASE THE PRESSUREPIGS!!

STICKER PLS

[Ven Malakim]

Low effort post while I'm at work but is the name Lowest Common Dominator already taken? If not I think I need to reassess my career path.