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Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Lemon on September 01, 2014, 10:59:23 am
with Jimmyfranks, Boots Raingear, Isfahan, Portaxx, and Lemon.
Content for this episode was compiled by A Meat
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
When you get a room full of drug enthusiasts together, the topics of conversation are somewhat predictable; Terrible music, guys we ain't seen lately, and where can we get more drugs. But this episode explores what happens when those topics drift. We're going to The Hip Forums to browse some less popular forums, particularly sexuality and religion, and you WILL be horrified by what you find. No no no, you really will be. This week, The F Plus wants a boatboy (as soon as we know what one is).
   
MUSIC USED
Tower of Power - What is Hip?
ABC- So Hip It Hurts
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Lemon on September 01, 2014, 11:58:21 am
PS: Bonus docs from A Meat.

HipForums Sexuality (https://docs.google.com/a/thefpl.us/document/d/1e-hEzaM108McmOCNKkpmd3zwAQeZ6W9PRc97ROUv0r4)
HipForums General (https://docs.google.com/document/d/108XEtwQguBq76bHAef1J9CqOYGePFVOoEXFH1Tc2z0s)
(these were eventually combined into the doc we used (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YMhXQppwjJnPjiM9NmKnChmg8OR33qJ4VxZXSbQ6oUg/), but a lot of parts were left out)
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 01, 2014, 12:47:12 pm
(http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/104/1045083/psycho-mantis-20091113011233832-000.jpg)
I see your dick has been playing crash bandicoot.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Nemo2342 on September 01, 2014, 10:30:41 pm
God damn it, I was not expecting to encounter a Captain Power joke in this day and age.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: A Meat on September 02, 2014, 03:29:54 am
Hey everyone, What cartoon character would you have sex with? (http://www.hipforums.com/forum/topic/33735-what-cartoon-character-would-you-have-sex-with/)

Most of the pictures in that thread seem to be dead, but all you need to know is that the first reply is someone saying they'd have sex with a care bear. Also some of the pictures that do load are NSFW, but what would you expect.

Also, What fictional characte would you have sex with? (http://www.hipforums.com/forum/topic/144115-what-fictional-characte-would-you-have-sex-with/)
which is arguably as good, if not better, but with less teddy ruxpin fuckers and more people who want to have sex with Natalie Portman as Padme from star wars. The OP wants to have sex with Worf twice though.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: chai tea latte on September 02, 2014, 04:11:14 am
The OP wants to have sex with Worf twice though.
A Meat, September 02, 2014, 03:29:54 am
oh my god, who wouldn't

(not Wesley though)
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: goombapolice on September 02, 2014, 06:59:46 am
That panty sniffing story was the most uncomfortable reading Fplus has done in a long time. Christ.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Down10 on September 05, 2014, 07:38:13 pm
That panty sniffing story was the most uncomfortable reading Fplus has done in a long time. Christ.
goombapolice, September 02, 2014, 06:59:46 am

When I listened to it, I came
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 

 
 
 
…into this thread to say that I agree with you.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Odd on September 06, 2014, 01:41:36 am
Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?
I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.

I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: crow on September 06, 2014, 02:26:55 am
Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?
I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.

I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.
Odd, September 06, 2014, 01:41:36 am

what the fuck dude
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Tiny Prancer on September 06, 2014, 04:08:04 am
it's times like this I'm grateful to not have a dick because at a younger age I absolutely would have done something like that if I had one.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: A Meat on September 06, 2014, 04:55:26 am
Pretty certain everyone has a urethra, you're still not safe from sounding.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Bobalay on September 06, 2014, 05:12:54 am
You have no idea how hard I'm clenching my legs reading this thread right now.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 06, 2014, 06:05:42 am
I don't like that my name appears in that post.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Cyberventurer on September 06, 2014, 09:10:32 am
At this point I just look over, see it's written by Odd and don't even blink.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Yossarian on September 06, 2014, 11:18:50 am
I feel like jamming things into a human body will cause bleeding if done improperly no matter where you jam them.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: STOG on September 06, 2014, 11:58:40 am
I feel like jamming things into a human body will cause bleeding if done improperly no matter where you jam them.
Yossarian, September 06, 2014, 11:18:50 am

Oh come on! Everybody knows that the male urethra is nature's USB port.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Mister Smalls on September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pm
You're really lucky, Odd.  The thermometer is a gateway drug.  Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Odd on September 07, 2014, 12:42:57 am
You're really lucky, Odd.  The thermometer is a gateway drug.  Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.
Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pm
Actually the next logical step if that insertion had actually been pleasurable would have been the AAA battery that was, for some reason, in the same drawer as my thermometer. I was one good orgasm away from following the dangerous path of urethral-mechanophilia.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Nemo2342 on September 07, 2014, 01:13:31 am
Was it Boots that attributed the three days of burning that followed urethra insertion to the cotton left by a Q-Tip?
I have personal anecdotal evidence that says that a little bit of blood and some days of peeing in pain seem like the normal response to urethral insertion.

I was about 14 and I shoved a thermometer into my dickhole. In my defense it was a digital thermometer and I wanted to know if my cock really warmed up more than the rest of my body. And I also wanted to know if it would feel good. It did not.
Odd, September 06, 2014, 01:41:36 am

what the fuck dude
Smoking Crow, September 06, 2014, 02:26:55 am

You're right, he should have posted that in $10 Secrets.
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on September 07, 2014, 01:32:09 am
You're really lucky, Odd.  The thermometer is a gateway drug.  Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.
Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pm
Actually the next logical step if that insertion had actually been pleasurable would have been the AAA battery that was, for some reason, in the same drawer as my thermometer. I was one good orgasm away from following the dangerous path of urethral-mechanophilia.
Delcat, September 07, 2014, 12:42:57 am
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Yossarian on September 07, 2014, 01:33:03 am
You're really lucky, Odd.  The thermometer is a gateway drug.  Next thing you know, you're shoving glass balls eight inches deep into your ass and scrubbing out your penis with a Q-tip.
Mister Smalls, September 06, 2014, 01:08:20 pm
Actually the next logical step if that insertion had actually been pleasurable would have been the AAA battery that was, for some reason, in the same drawer as my thermometer. I was one good orgasm away from following the dangerous path of urethral-mechanophilia.
Odd, September 07, 2014, 12:42:57 am
(http://thedoctormommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Time-out-chair.jpg)
Title: Episode 149: There's A Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
Post by: Mister Smalls on September 07, 2014, 01:43:07 am
well

I suppose it's good that you had a plan