Stog, you absolutely nailed it. Your delivery on both jokes was amazing, but oh my god, you completely pulled the Donald Trump joke off.
You even picked up on the part where the word "peanuts" shows up in a rigid and repetitive structure, and give a little robotic reading of the word.
It was absurdist dry humor brought to life. Thank you so much.
Honestly, I felt pretty bad about all the fiverr issues I was having, but you pulled that joke off so well, I feel like I owe you.
I guess next time there's a "stog reads for beer," I'll have to come up with another submission.