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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489008 times)

JonRG

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F Plus Quotes Thread #240
Finally found the source of, "I wrote the KISS song 'Strutter', and then KISS stole it from me." Ep. 105.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #241
"I had an attack of sissy slut."

"Put a wallet in his mouth!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #242
"It's Friday night. Time to give myself an enema and listen to Warrant!"
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QueenSyreen

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F Plus Quotes Thread #243
Because to open you to life, I MUST OIL THE GATES OF YOUR WOMB! SPREAD YOUR LEGS, CARA!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #244
He's pretty much the David Attenborough of Jews with baseball bats

JonRG

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F Plus Quotes Thread #245
"Ho, ho, ho! Kill the bankers!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #246
It's verrrrry recent, but...

"Hey kid, where did you get that cat?"

"VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #247
Whenever Portaxx calls someone an asshole in-character. As in, "Yeah, it's part of the queer umbrella, asshole!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #248
Lemon: Boots, I want you to be Max Atwood, the most likable person in the world!

Boots: Okay.

Lemon: Oh, I'm... I'm gonna love you, Max Atwood!

Boots: "I'm definitely a weirdo! I'm a loli-loving, bisexual anime otaku!"

Lemon: Gooooooo to jail!
CaptainLaserPants Sherman Tank Yavuz Liatai

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F Plus Quotes Thread #249
From the Blurtit episode,  I personally enjoy,  "THE PENIS IS BLOOD!"

It really helped me increase the size of my panic.
Sherman Tank

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F Plus Quotes Thread #250
"How about you go snap into a Slim Jim. How about you go fuck yourself."

I forget exactly when Adam says that (the sexting section of Wikihow 4 I believe?) but the way he says it just gets me every time.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #251
I'M ALSO HELL BENT FOR LEATHER!!!!!

From the witchyhow.com episode. I'm listening while sick at home with the flu, so I'm not sure if it's the fever talking, but this might be my new favourite line.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #252
"Ceci n'est pas une vagine."

Before that episode I didn't know I needed a dadaist pussy joke, but it turns out I really did.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #253
I asked Acierocolotl later on if I'd gotten the gender of "vagina" right and, against all logic, it turns out that in French it's a masculine noun: "un vagin."

Shit like this is why I don't go to Vegas.
Sherman Tank

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F Plus Quotes Thread #254
Isfahan as Lou: "And now we're gonna read some sounding forum. I like to put glass rods up my dick. The glass rods feel amazing. It makes my orgasms very powerful."

Episode 117, My Mistress is Machine Washable
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