Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Escrow Jones]

I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!

[Ashto]

Remember when "literally" officially became a synonym for "figuratively"? I wonder what's going to happen to the phrase "avoiding x like the plague," given how literally everyone took that advice to heart during the pandemic.

[jim and the mammograms]

I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!

If you want to enjoy the rewards of knowing what goes into the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of filling in the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application.

[Escrow Jones]

I would pay good money to read GameStop job applications and see the sections where people put their skills and abilities.

Fill out the right GameStop job application and maybe they'll pay you to do it!

If you want to enjoy the rewards of knowing what goes into the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application, you also have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of filling in the skills and abilities section of the Gamestop application.

HELLO MY ABILITIES AND EXPERIENCE  INCLUDE:

Knowing the entire level layout of both every Megaman X and Zero (EXCPET ZX ADVENT) entry.

The ability to draw Sora from memory

Knowing the entire Wonderswan Color catalogue

Ability to ‘hook-up’ any console (INCLUDING MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY)

Updated database of Wario’s ever changing canon weight and heft.

2 years as library assistant in High School

[chai tea latte]

Guy who's only read one book, nick land's 'Fanged Noumena', reading his second book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar:
I'm getting a lot of Fanged Noumena vibes from this."

[GirlKisser420]

I looked into a doc on r/BewitchtheTaliban, a reddit project where witches on reddit will cast hexes on the resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan, but I'm pretty sure its a CIA thing.

[GirlKisser420]

the liberal tendency to give black superheroes electricity powers to be as distant from any possible stereotype or connotation is the funniest manifestation of racism

[A Meat]

In Judaism/Hebrew you only say "good luck" (מזל טוב mazal tov) after something good has happened, but never before someone sets out to do something, for that you say בהצלחה "behatzlakha", which translates to "with success"

[Shell Game]

Today for the first time in 20 years i wore shorts and a top with no sleeves.

it's kinda surreal

[Ashto]

Captain's log - Day 13, 0100 hours -
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I'm gay.

[End of message.]

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

Why didnt the eagles fly a bucket of lava to the Shire?

[A Meat]

whoever came up with catdog had something really wrong with their brain

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Captain's log - Day 13, 0100 hours -
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I'm gay.

[End of message.]

Oh hey Chai becomes a captain in the future, sweet

[A Meat]

amongst us