To clarify, this is a website that sells magic/k radios that generated chi/energy that you can use to do magic/k and otherwise make your life better! With only as little as 5000 dollars you too can have a machine that does absolutely nothing. If you can't afford that, you can buy one of their many CDs, books, audio guides or Android apps instead. For the really lazy there's also the "spell casting" service where these guys will use THEIR magic/k machines to get you laid/make you money/teach you how to channel Hitler.
Why didn't you read the part about being able to channel Hitler, Lemon?