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Well I shortened my username to just Al, but originally Allechenko was just an amalgamation of my name, Allen, and —chenko, a common name ending for Ukrainian surnames. Seems terribly careless I know, but I don't have a social media footprint and Allen is not yet my legal name so I'm not worried. I just like having the opportunity to use my first name since I can't do so around most people who know me just yet.
Al, April 09, 2013, 11:50:01 am
"That crazy bastard."
"He's not so crazy," Dunbar said. "He swears he's not going to fly to Bologna."
"That's just what I mean," Dr. Stubbs answered. "That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left."
As far back as Yossarian could recall, he explained to Clevinger with a patient smile, somebody was always hatching a plot to kill him. There were people who cared for him and people who didn't, and those who didn't hated him and were out to get him. They hated him because he was Assyrian. But they couldn't touch him, he told Clevinger, because he was Tarzan, Mandrake, Flash Gordon. He was Bill Shakespeare. He was Cain, Ulysses, the Flying Dutchman; he was Lot in Sodom, Deirdre of the Sorrows, Sweeney in the nightingales among trees. He was miracle ingredient Z-247. He was –
"Crazy!" Clevinger interrupted, shrieking. "That's what you are! Crazy!"
As always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
Yes to all of the above. (And a guy dealing with the whole trans thing, to boot.) Holy crap what, don't tell me you're all of those other things too because that would be freaky. (Are you also an immigrant to the East Coast?)
Al, April 09, 2013, 12:30:35 pm
I'm just Chaz because that's an acceptable short form of my actual name. GELF is something of a nod to Red Dwarf, GELF stands for Genetically Engineered Life Form, and the fuzzy green character in my avatar over there is a genetically engineered lifeform from a comic I draw.
So there you have it, Chaz GELF. :v
Chaz GELF, April 09, 2013, 01:15:33 pm
GELF always makes me think of the Gelflings from the Dark Crystal. So I tend to picture you as a bright green one of those.TheCrawlingChaos, April 10, 2013, 03:41:05 am
GELF always makes me think of the Gelflings from the Dark Crystal. So I tend to picture you as a bright green one of those.TheCrawlingChaos, April 10, 2013, 03:41:05 am
You have no idea how much I've gotten that.
Chaz GELF, April 11, 2013, 03:03:34 pm
The Greek historian Herodotus conveyed an anecdote about Psammetichus in the second volume of his Histories (2.2). During his travel to Egypt, Herodotus heard that Psammetichus sought to discover the origin of language by conducting an experiment with two children. Allegedly he gave two newborn babies to a shepherd, with the instructions that no one should speak to them, but that the shepherd should feed and care for them while listening to determine their first words. The hypothesis was that the first word would be uttered in the root language of all people. When one of the children cried bekos with outstretched arms the shepherd concluded that the word was Phrygian because that was the sound of the Phrygian word for bread. Thus, they concluded that the Phrygians were an older people than the Egyptians, and that Phrygian was the original language of men. There are no other extant sources to verify this story.
I needed a name for submitting the doc for the Sherlock episode, and this just seemed appropriate. I decided to stick with it when I signed up for the forum.
Moriarty, April 22, 2013, 01:05:52 pm
And on the nerdier side of this comment, I appreciate that you used Moriarty from the Granada series as an avatar. Dude is still the undisputed champion of Holmes archnemeses.I needed a name for submitting the doc for the Sherlock episode, and this just seemed appropriate. I decided to stick with it when I signed up for the forum.
Moriarty, April 22, 2013, 01:05:52 pm
To be fair, that is the sort of thing Moriarty would do for shits and giggles.
Al, April 22, 2013, 02:10:12 pm
And on the nerdier side of this comment, I appreciate that you used Moriarty from the Granada series as an avatar. Dude is still the undisputed champion of Holmes archnemeses.I needed a name for submitting the doc for the Sherlock episode, and this just seemed appropriate. I decided to stick with it when I signed up for the forum.
Moriarty, April 22, 2013, 01:05:52 pm
To be fair, that is the sort of thing Moriarty would do for shits and giggles.
Al, April 22, 2013, 02:10:12 pm
Cuddlesquid, April 22, 2013, 05:35:02 pm
The fact that Granada Moriarty actually matches the one in the books is one of the reasons I love that series above all other adaptations I've seen.Right? He used to make 12-year-old me puff up in fear and indignance like a frill-neck dinosaur.
Moriarty, April 23, 2013, 11:35:55 am
all teenagers are Nihilists
nilvoid, April 21, 2013, 06:14:03 pm
It's my name.
Ike, April 25, 2013, 02:14:14 pm
My username comes from the novels I'm trying to write. In them, Locclo is the king of the Reokeians (basically angels, they go by different names but refer to themselves as Reokeians) and since nobody but me has ever read my work outside of a few chapters, I figured I'd go with it.
The series is called Chronicles of Light (CoL), and for a long time, I used the acronym to break up chapter segments - CoLLoC. Eventually, I decided that it was a decent name for a character, and so Colloc was born, the ruler of the Peiakeians (the sort of demonic counterparts to the Reokeians). Back at the time, I had the stunningly good idea (/sarcasm) of naming counterparts using reversed or rearranged names, so Locclo became the leader of the Reokeians.
Locclo, May 01, 2013, 08:37:09 pm
You guys make me feel so good about my writing. :PWhat, would you prefer a hugbox? They're not very good for artistic development. A lot of people are bad writers, or get way into needless adjectives. Even Tolkien stuck with 'dwarves' or 'elves' generally, and you're probably not Tolkien.
Locclo, May 02, 2013, 05:14:56 pm
You guys make me feel so good about my writing. :P
Locclo, May 02, 2013, 05:14:56 pm
I think it is a play on Downton Abbey.Yeah, you seem like a honky who lives in a church.
Isfahan, May 04, 2013, 09:38:20 pm
Have you read my webcomic? You should read my webcomic.
(http://media.chick.com/tractimages67491/1010/1010_16.gif)
jack-chick, June 05, 2013, 01:26:02 am
Jack Chick, do you think someone could take the text in a Chick tract and turn it into metal lyrics?
Isfahan, June 05, 2013, 01:58:56 am
Jack Chick, do you think someone could take the text in a Chick tract and turn it into metal lyrics?
Isfahan, June 05, 2013, 01:58:56 amjack-chick, June 05, 2013, 01:01:33 pm
Jack Chick, do you think someone could take the text in a Chick tract and turn it into metal lyrics?
Isfahan, June 05, 2013, 01:58:56 amjack-chick, June 05, 2013, 01:01:33 pm
Reminds me that I once found a conservative fundamentalist christian metal band. It was a surreal experience. I can't for the life of me remember the name of the band.
MicroMissles, June 05, 2013, 01:08:48 pm
It is a pun, because I like those. I thought to myself one day, 'what if superman were actually a moose' and then realized I could portmanteau that pretty well.
It's not the best but it works.
kal-elk, April 09, 2013, 10:00:58 am
Something about a monkey at a circus and it being the OrganGrinder.
OrganGrinder, April 18, 2013, 07:41:52 am
Pamperchu alone justifies the presence of nuclear weapons.
Ike, April 27, 2013, 05:31:09 am
Cuddlesquid why is your name now Cuddlegoose explain1. this one time I had a bad chest cold and couldn't make any noise but honking and my down comforter ripped and got feathers all over me all the time so I thought I was living la vida Black Swan
Isfahan, July 25, 2013, 09:48:57 am
BTW, fuck Gabriel Iglesias and his fans (http://t.co/JG0cGjjjpg)
This has been going on for years and doing this shit when I'm already stressed out and having an anxiety attack was the last straw. Reported abuse on him and his asshole fans, and I think I still have the emails from when he offered to buy my username off of me for a pittance.
fluffy, July 26, 2013, 04:17:37 pm
On February 10, 2012, Iglesias was presented with several awards by the city of El Paso, Texas, including the key to the city, a resolution from the El Paso County Commissioners, Congressional Recognition from Congressman Silvestre Reyes, and the Beacon of H.O.P.E Award from the nonprofit organization Operation H.O.P.E, during a luncheon fundraiser that raised an estimated $5,000.[6]
EDITED TO ADD BECAUSE HE IS WELL KNOWN IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS AND THAT ONLY PISSES ME OFF EVEN FURTHER:Having spent some time in El Paso this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.On February 10, 2012, Iglesias was presented with several awards by the city of El Paso, Texas, including the key to the city, a resolution from the El Paso County Commissioners, Congressional Recognition from Congressman Silvestre Reyes, and the Beacon of H.O.P.E Award from the nonprofit organization Operation H.O.P.E, during a luncheon fundraiser that raised an estimated $5,000.[6]STOG, July 26, 2013, 06:23:40 pm
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So, like "See-on," or "Sai-on?"
FattyBoBatty, July 15, 2014, 04:08:27 pm
My user name is a homophone of my real name, more or less.
A Meat, July 15, 2014, 04:42:26 pm
My user name is a homophone of my real name, more or less.Holy shit we have a distinguished guest from cartoon brew, A Meat A Meaty
A Meat, July 15, 2014, 04:42:26 pm
My user name is a homophone of my real name, more or less.Holy shit we have a distinguished guest from cartoon brew, A Meat A Meaty
A Meat, July 15, 2014, 04:42:26 pm
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 15, 2014, 11:10:38 pm
I'm not here to start no trouble
I'm just here to do the white boy shuffle
WhiteBoyShuffle, July 27, 2014, 01:13:31 pm
I just really love Catch 22, and a few of the quotes rang with how I was feeling when I made my exodus from the chat room of evil."That crazy bastard."
"He's not so crazy," Dunbar said. "He swears he's not going to fly to Bologna."
"That's just what I mean," Dr. Stubbs answered. "That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left."As far back as Yossarian could recall, he explained to Clevinger with a patient smile, somebody was always hatching a plot to kill him. There were people who cared for him and people who didn't, and those who didn't hated him and were out to get him. They hated him because he was Assyrian. But they couldn't touch him, he told Clevinger, because he was Tarzan, Mandrake, Flash Gordon. He was Bill Shakespeare. He was Cain, Ulysses, the Flying Dutchman; he was Lot in Sodom, Deirdre of the Sorrows, Sweeney in the nightingales among trees. He was miracle ingredient Z-247. He was –
"Crazy!" Clevinger interrupted, shrieking. "That's what you are! Crazy!"
I also used Clevinger briefly but that's not nearly as fun to have people mangle or scream in rage over voice chat when I play The HiddenAs always occurred when he quarreled over principles in which he believed passionately, he would end up gasping furiously for air and blinking back bitter tears of conviction. There were many principles in which Clevinger believed passionately. He was crazy.
Mainly because a lot of people in that group though I was crazy for not wanting to do all the stereotypical furry junk, so I decided that I must be crazy and my username should reflect it. Needless to say no one in that group caught the reference.
Yossarian, April 09, 2013, 01:02:17 pm
a friend of mine made a shitty ms paint drawing with fifty cent's face in the middle that said "OFFICIAL FIFTY CENT SEAL OF IN DA CLUB" (i'll probably set it as my icon but who knows, i'm a loose fuckin kannon) and i thought it was funny so i made it my steam icon and changed my username to fifty cents. the idea of "50 cent" being a rapper's name is really funny to me since it's such a small amount of money. at this point, fifty cents probably doesn't even register as an amount of money to 50 cent. he's probably taken larger amounts of money than that and thrown it in the garbage or eaten it or whatever rich rappers do with their moneyThat icon is a work of art.
(also i finally got paid and had $10 to spend, hello everyone)
fifty cents, October 01, 2014, 08:38:22 pm
Four women were doused with acid earlier this month in Isfahan, spreading terror and provoking protests.My first reaction was "hey I know a guy who uses that name on the internet!"
Well, now I know where that username comes from.
Horrible news inside this link. (http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014/10/iran-orders-probe-into-acid-attacks-women-2014102791955374370.html)Four women were doused with acid earlier this month in Isfahan, spreading terror and provoking protests.My first reaction was "hey I know a guy who uses that name on the internet!"
My second reaction was to feel like a total asshole about thinking that.
Muffinator, October 27, 2014, 09:32:31 am
Or a detective partnership with Woody Harrelson.I played a spooky game called .flow. The main characters cancer personified alternate-persona-demon-thing is called Rust and I rolled with that. Maybe it's a bit edgy, but I like it.
And as far as I know, I'm not the Rust that was mentioned in some F Plus episode ages ago. This is a fairly new username to me.
Rust, November 04, 2014, 08:10:11 am
I thought a trombone would be involved.
iliketopoopinturkeysforappreciativereasons, November 04, 2014, 09:31:30 am
I played a spooky game called .flow. The main characters cancer personified alternate-persona-demon-thing is called Rust and I rolled with that. Maybe it's a bit edgy, but I like it.I just assumed you were an insomniac.
And as far as I know, I'm not the Rust that was mentioned in some F Plus episode ages ago. This is a fairly new username to me.
Rust, November 04, 2014, 08:10:11 am
Well the most direct answer is apparently the crawling chaos was already taken. I have a huge love of lovecraft mythos and the like, the stories, tabletop games, RPGs and comics. One of my favorite being Fall of Cthulhu from BOOM! Studios, Though yes I had to go a bit more direct since my normal handle was in use already.
Nyarlathotep, January 21, 2015, 10:39:11 am
funnily enough I actually started playing Mother 1 recently and fought one of those, and my initial reaction was "haha what's up with that crow wearing shoes, that's funny" which was quickly replaced with "THAT FUCKING CROW STOLE MY ORANGE JUICE WHAT THE FUCK SON OF A BITCH"
Tiny Prancer, January 22, 2015, 03:33:34 pm
The brony episode is one of my favorites and I felt like "CosmeonUnblocked" would be identity theft, so I took on the persona of his second pair of headgear.
SecondPairOfHeadgear, March 07, 2015, 05:06:19 am
I hate the sun.
No, really, I seriously hate it.
It burns your skin, it makes everything too hot, and the only time it's anywhere near presentable is when it's leaving the sky.
**** the sun.
Sun Smasher, July 08, 2015, 04:27:04 pm
I wanted an mlg joke to match my av and this seemed ok. Once I actually had a girl start flirting with me while playing payday 2 because the name made her think I was funny for some reason. She never spoke to me after I said I didn't like minecraft.
GirlKisser420, July 19, 2015, 02:29:40 am
Lady Frenzy, do you care to comment?
Tiny Prancer, August 12, 2015, 05:57:39 pm
This is the most 90s thing I've ever seen.Lady Frenzy, do you care to comment?
Tiny Prancer, August 12, 2015, 05:57:39 pmLady Frenzy, August 12, 2015, 06:11:21 pm
It's a word I like the sound of and it makes it harder for someone to locate my info just by googling my username. Also hello, I made this account when the forums started but only just decided to start reading/posting.
Quasar, November 22, 2015, 09:21:23 pm
I'm creative
Username, December 03, 2015, 11:36:33 pm
Boots Raingear, April 09, 2013, 11:02:02 am
Boots Raingear 377-8642
For a long time after finding this podcast I thought your name was Boots Reindeer. I figured you must be the podcast's resident furry.
It's still gotta be better than being The Voice of The Spearhead.
Biggie Fries, December 30, 2015, 12:06:37 am
It's an anagram of my actual first and last names!I'll get you one day, 'A Kinkier Nerd'
Nikaer Drekin, December 30, 2015, 11:41:58 am
Well, my idea was, y'know, I wanted a name, I wanted it so it can cut glass. You know? Razor sharp. It's like, when I closed my eyes, I'd see this thing, a sign, I'd see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so powerful... It says..."Bodark"
...but then I promptly found out that name was taken already so I had to settle for this.
Bunnybread, January 06, 2016, 11:01:56 am
Got to say, I'm glad you went with Bunnybread. What kind of jerk would even have a name like Bodark?
EYE OF ZA, January 06, 2016, 11:22:22 am
I was trying to think of something that sounds cool but not to pretentious, since it was 2006 and my username was Aegis which sounded cool but also way too pretentious. Since I was a shitnerd, I heard the word "Gyrfalcon" in American McGee's Alice and thought "hmm, if this was 'Gyrofalcon' it would sound like some robot bird." So, I changed my name to that. Quickly I realized that it was a shitty pun nobody would get, and started using the shortened version of just "Gyro."WARNING: I will now and always pronounce your name as yee-ro, and now I want your avatar to be a falcon that exclusively eats gyros
I keep trying to think of a new username to go with. Candidates have included Sibboleth and FractalCat. Nothing really stands out though.
Gyro, April 19, 2016, 09:03:03 am
I was trying to think of something that sounds cool but not to pretentious, since it was 2006 and my username was Aegis which sounded cool but also way too pretentious. Since I was a shitnerd, I heard the word "Gyrfalcon" in American McGee's Alice and thought "hmm, if this was 'Gyrofalcon' it would sound like some robot bird." So, I changed my name to that. Quickly I realized that it was a shitty pun nobody would get, and started using the shortened version of just "Gyro."I hope you don't mind learning new facts, but in Modern Hebrew 'sibolet' means endurance (mostly used in Hebrew to denote physical, esp. heart and lung capability). In addition, Modern Hebrew doesn't have a native 'th' sound of any kind so Shibboleth actually pronounced 'shibolet' in Hebrew. The word itself actually refers to the part of the plant containing grains.
I keep trying to think of a new username to go with. Candidates have included Sibboleth and FractalCat. Nothing really stands out though.
Gyro, April 19, 2016, 09:03:03 am
I was trying to think of something that sounds cool but not to pretentious, since it was 2006 and my username was Aegis which sounded cool but also way too pretentious. Since I was a shitnerd, I heard the word "Gyrfalcon" in American McGee's Alice and thought "hmm, if this was 'Gyrofalcon' it would sound like some robot bird." So, I changed my name to that. Quickly I realized that it was a shitty pun nobody would get, and started using the shortened version of just "Gyro."WARNING: I will now and always pronounce your name as yee-ro, and now I want your avatar to be a falcon that exclusively eats gyros
Gyro, April 19, 2016, 09:03:03 am
SatanInAZootSuit, April 19, 2016, 09:07:07 am
I was trying to think of something that sounds cool but not to pretentious, since it was 2006 and my username was Aegis which sounded cool but also way too pretentious. Since I was a shitnerd, I heard the word "Gyrfalcon" in American McGee's Alice and thought "hmm, if this was 'Gyrofalcon' it would sound like some robot bird." So, I changed my name to that. Quickly I realized that it was a shitty pun nobody would get, and started using the shortened version of just "Gyro."WARNING: I will now and always pronounce your name as yee-ro, and now I want your avatar to be a falcon that exclusively eats gyros
Gyro, April 19, 2016, 09:03:03 am
SatanInAZootSuit, April 19, 2016, 09:07:07 am
I've done the easy part and made you the icon. The rest is up to you, yee-ro
(http://i.imgur.com/cA7siRv.pngg)
Ashto, April 19, 2016, 10:44:35 am
I was trying to think of something that sounds cool but not to pretentious, since it was 2006 and my username was Aegis which sounded cool but also way too pretentious. Since I was a shitnerd, I heard the word "Gyrfalcon" in American McGee's Alice and thought "hmm, if this was 'Gyrofalcon' it would sound like some robot bird." So, I changed my name to that. Quickly I realized that it was a shitty pun nobody would get, and started using the shortened version of just "Gyro."
I keep trying to think of a new username to go with. Candidates have included Sibboleth and FractalCat. Nothing really stands out though.
Gyro, April 19, 2016, 09:03:03 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vdZQ5cu.png)[kumquat]
Courtesy Bee, April 19, 2016, 08:58:09 am
Thus was the title "Turbo Sexaphonic Delight" born.
My phone once auto-corrected "pierogies" to "pie rogues". I also like to bake, so it kinda fits.
Pie Rogue, July 10, 2016, 12:05:05 am
I visited family a few years ago and bought my then 6y/o cousins a fancy sock puppet sheep. They called it Nuffkins, which I stole because I can't name things for shit.
The original Nuffkins is probably in a box in their parents' basement now. I'm Nuffkins now, motherfucker.
nuffkins, August 14, 2016, 07:25:40 pm
Do you wear Jean shorts.
Lemon, August 21, 2016, 09:52:46 am
Lancashire McGee was wrestling with at the local foghorn, when he was struck by a notion of speeding velocity. Felled by the rapid-moving concept, Lancashire dropped into a metachloric lapse, and produced a wallaby from his prickly fingers. The complacent crew whose cameraderie forbade them to strike the stricken, or fell the fallen, proceeded instead to photograph Lancashire in assorted Tulips, and laugh with sardonic laugher at his decrepitude. The foghorn was then assaulted by a nefarious Gene Wilder, clutching in his massive hands the scripture of Barium, which is the notion that ants buy very small things in very large quantities (economy of scale). The luck of the lamprey assault cannon was with it that day, as the Gene Wilder had absolutely no affinity for creatures without faces. The Lamprey cannon was, however, seized by the amplitude of the frequency modulator, and promptly doubled over in pain. Nuclear weapons stored aboard the good ship Lollipop irradiated the shoestore salesman attempting to clamber away from the dangerous tuna fish can, but the Leopard bashful, replied in kind, with a .45 caliber round through the brain. As the salesman fell, he caught one final glimpse of his true love, the Pinball instruction manual that had guided him through the war of 104. Hours passed, and as the moment finally snapped into real motion, the Peruvians elected to reshape the concept of schtuvermitch, which is to say, the blood of the innocent children. Nothing had prepared the great mushroom for this contingency, and his spawn could only look on in horror, as a pink mist wafted over the land, carrying with it the smell of burnt paper. "Horse hair?!" shouted the hindmost of the nation of ARGUSHTONIA, cowering behind his paper towel fort, as he demanded that the bombs be placed in every place he had ever defecated. The colonel needed no further warning, as the bridge collapsed directly in front of him, and the opening arms of the cuttl'fish twirl'd to reveal a cacaphony of babysitters, all shouting at the fucking microphone that we were all going to sit at dinner with their boyfriends and pass the potatoes as we pleased. New information aside, the Doom was brought to light by a very silly man by way of a death. Only one death, and that was Death-22. Blood for toaster mittens, and the crumbs of my keyboard sting like bragshn'l glass in fingers of a midsummer night's eve, when the quilt fired mattresses howl at the moonlight in the sea of Japan. Treat sandwich was bestowed upon my cauliflower just before the young child pulled out his pancake batter, and made unhealthy of them all. Lancashire reviewed his situation, looking back on Gene Wilder, Lampreys, shoes, and absolute one (that being the temperature that is exactly one degree above zero). But the chloroform collapsed before he could dance another word, and the chamberlain crumbled into the waves, all murky pink, while the corpses of various household names drift upon the surface, mocking all light, and disparaging rumours about Ross Perot.
"Well, maybe we can get it right this time", exhumed Robert Plant as he cradled the curdling of a blood-stained calf, crying out for its mother, and slowly bleeding to death as it starved. He collapsed on his knees, and wept, as the calf too, cried out, for the love of its mother, and for the merciful death that it could never hope for.
Robert Plant cried, and the ship drifted away into the sunstream...Quote from
I did a (frankly somewhat embarrassing) stream-of-consciousness writing experiment when I was in highschool, and I've used bits of it for usernames on various websites over the years, 'Lamprey Cannon' and 'Lancashire McGee' in particular.Lancashire McGee was wrestling with at the local foghorn, when he was struck by a notion of speeding velocity. Felled by the rapid-moving concept, Lancashire dropped into a metachloric lapse, and produced a wallaby from his prickly fingers. The complacent crew whose cameraderie forbade them to strike the stricken, or fell the fallen, proceeded instead to photograph Lancashire in assorted Tulips, and laugh with sardonic laugher at his decrepitude. The foghorn was then assaulted by a nefarious Gene Wilder, clutching in his massive hands the scripture of Barium, which is the notion that ants buy very small things in very large quantities (economy of scale). The luck of the lamprey assault cannon was with it that day, as the Gene Wilder had absolutely no affinity for creatures without faces. The Lamprey cannon was, however, seized by the amplitude of the frequency modulator, and promptly doubled over in pain. Nuclear weapons stored aboard the good ship Lollipop irradiated the shoestore salesman attempting to clamber away from the dangerous tuna fish can, but the Leopard bashful, replied in kind, with a .45 caliber round through the brain. As the salesman fell, he caught one final glimpse of his true love, the Pinball instruction manual that had guided him through the war of 104. Hours passed, and as the moment finally snapped into real motion, the Peruvians elected to reshape the concept of schtuvermitch, which is to say, the blood of the innocent children. Nothing had prepared the great mushroom for this contingency, and his spawn could only look on in horror, as a pink mist wafted over the land, carrying with it the smell of burnt paper. "Horse hair?!" shouted the hindmost of the nation of ARGUSHTONIA, cowering behind his paper towel fort, as he demanded that the bombs be placed in every place he had ever defecated. The colonel needed no further warning, as the bridge collapsed directly in front of him, and the opening arms of the cuttl'fish twirl'd to reveal a cacaphony of babysitters, all shouting at the fucking microphone that we were all going to sit at dinner with their boyfriends and pass the potatoes as we pleased. New information aside, the Doom was brought to light by a very silly man by way of a death. Only one death, and that was Death-22. Blood for toaster mittens, and the crumbs of my keyboard sting like bragshn'l glass in fingers of a midsummer night's eve, when the quilt fired mattresses howl at the moonlight in the sea of Japan. Treat sandwich was bestowed upon my cauliflower just before the young child pulled out his pancake batter, and made unhealthy of them all. Lancashire reviewed his situation, looking back on Gene Wilder, Lampreys, shoes, and absolute one (that being the temperature that is exactly one degree above zero). But the chloroform collapsed before he could dance another word, and the chamberlain crumbled into the waves, all murky pink, while the corpses of various household names drift upon the surface, mocking all light, and disparaging rumours about Ross Perot.
"Well, maybe we can get it right this time", exhumed Robert Plant as he cradled the curdling of a blood-stained calf, crying out for its mother, and slowly bleeding to death as it starved. He collapsed on his knees, and wept, as the calf too, cried out, for the love of its mother, and for the merciful death that it could never hope for.
Robert Plant cried, and the ship drifted away into the sunstream...Quote from
Note: I was listening to a lot of 'of Montreal' at the time.
LancashireMcGee, August 21, 2016, 07:31:15 pm
It's the nickname for Non-Alcoholic SteatoHepatitis. The common abbreviation is my last name. It's basically cirrhosis without the fun part where you drink heavily for several years first. I have a bad habit of changing my username often, but $10 is forever, dudes. I figured this wouldn't identify or embarrass me down the line.
I'm also pretty soft-spoken, so it's fitting.
Silent Liver Disease, December 21, 2016, 11:10:07 pm
I like jokes!I'm gonna be honest, when I saw your name for the first time I was really hoping you'd only make a single post.
I Liked That Joke, December 21, 2016, 11:58:12 pm
Send me ten bucks and I'll erase every post I've ever done except that one.I like jokes!I'm gonna be honest, when I saw your name for the first time I was really hoping you'd only make a single post.
I Liked That Joke, December 21, 2016, 11:58:12 pm
I mean I love new people here anyway, but that would've been such a great thing.
Cleretic, December 22, 2016, 05:54:23 pm
It's from this run the jewels song.I commend this post
What it's actually from is the movie boogie nights but I still haven't seen that movie.
Chestrockwell, December 24, 2016, 03:33:51 pm
69 = it's the sex number
spunkzilla69, November 13, 2017, 01:57:43 pm