I like how that scumbag knew just the right interval to up the ante on his own shittiness every time. He'd go a few sentences and then introduce wanting to deny his wife child support. Then after a few more sentences he revealed he'd fob the kid off on his mom. Then a few more sentences he mentioned timing his checking withdrawal to steal his wife's paycheck and then close the account. I thought, for a moment, he was going to ask if he'd be liable for killing her and dissolving the body since he was in college and she had a job.
That was always his reasoning, too: "I have classes and she makes plenty of money, so I'm exempt from negative consequences while she's got all of this coming, right?"
Apparently college is just one big Get Out of Responsibility Free card.