Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on February 02, 2015, 09:58:46 pm
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: Lemon on February 02, 2015, 09:58:46 pm
with Portaxx Jimmyfranks Boots Raingear Cheapskate and Lemon content for this episode was compiled by Cheapskate edited by Jimmyfranks. Mpreg is a term that means "male pregnancy". And if you know that, you've been on the internet for too long. But you're in good company, because we're gonna spend the longest hour of our lives finding out what mpreg means, what people who are into mpreg fantasize about, and what exactly they think is so sexy about the whole thing. This episode, I shouldn't need to tell you, is very very gross. You should know that going in. This week, The F Plus enters the Pregnancy Olympics.
MUSIC USED: Madonna - Papa Don't Preach Built To Spill - Cleo
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Post by: crow on February 02, 2015, 10:05:07 pm
I can't get the new episode to update in my iTunes feed. I keep getting error messages when I click on it
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Post by: positive stress on February 02, 2015, 10:13:23 pm
ERROR: TOO GROSS
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 02, 2015, 10:21:42 pm
Mine isn't showing up in iTunes, but it is showing up instacast. go figure
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Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on February 02, 2015, 10:26:39 pm
Doesnt seem to be just an itunes issue for me; if I try to stream or download it directly from the site I still get a file error.
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Post by: Lemon on February 02, 2015, 10:32:29 pm
Whoops, link fixed.
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on February 02, 2015, 11:26:58 pm
boy oh boy, this is gonna be a good listen while I cram art homework this week.
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Post by: Mister Smalls on February 02, 2015, 11:34:36 pm
Episode 164: LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
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Post by: BomberJacket on February 03, 2015, 12:03:02 am
I was listening while lying down with my eyes shut. When I heard the words Mpreg Olympics, my eyes shot open and I sat bolt upright, no bull. I'm halfway through and this is already one of my favorite episodes. .Awesome work, Cheapskate!
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Post by: positive stress on February 03, 2015, 12:25:25 am
That episode was disgusting but also hilarious, a new favorite for sure, totally worth the nightmares I'm probably about to have
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 03, 2015, 12:29:37 am
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Post by: crow on February 03, 2015, 12:54:29 am
Goddamn these ladies are afraid of pregnancy
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Post by: count_actuala on February 03, 2015, 05:58:46 am
I haven't listened yet, and let it be known that's only because I'm psyching myself up. I can already tell this episode is going to ride the line between Perfect, Vindicating Reactions From Sane People and Weird Shit Gets Too Real for me, because for a long time I thought this shit made some kind of twisted psychological sense. I only thought that because I'd only ever heard of it, not read it, but hear me out.
See, I can't make a baby in my belly. I don't date/plan to marry anyone who can make baby in their belly. This on its own, as a purely personal thing, is fine. It's convenient, even. Cock rubbin' and deliveries to the tradesman's entrance carry their risks, but the spontaneous generation of life generally isn't one of them. But if I do want to settle and have a family, the channels I'd have to pursue are kinda devalued. Getting knocked up don't need PR efforts. Generally speaking, the model of family we're taught to value and expect is two parents, Mommy and Daddy, who make their own damn kids. Adoption, IVF, surrogacy, these are all good and sound options but they don't carry the emotional weight within society that Mommy + Daddy = Baby does. So while I don't envy the process, sometimes when I was younger I'd occasionally see men and women together, clearly expecting, and... I'd get a little sad. Not even because I wanted it, but because I knew it was important, I knew I couldn't have it, and I knew anything I could have wouldn't be considered as good. It was pure irrational insecurity, but it felt very real.
So in an abstract sense, having never read one of these stories, "I want to write about two men in love, but I also want them to have a fulfilling family life, and as a bounded human being working within the parameters society's set up in my brain I can't imagine doing that without making one of them pregnant," kinda seemed like a weird but valid cognitive leap to make. It seemed stupid and ignorant, but in my understanding it came from a place of existential dissonance that I understood. Imagine my horror, imagine my disgust, discovering years after basically forgetting about it that it's this horrifying, gross fetish.
Screw these weirdos.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 03, 2015, 09:08:26 am
Poe's Law and everything but I remember a Tumblr post or two talking about how they were confused in Health class and their teacher had to explain that men don't actually have butt wombs.
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Post by: Knitting Machine on February 03, 2015, 09:14:15 am
I've only ever seen Mpreg before in terrible fanfics where the author wants two men to have a baby without any women involved. Somehow it never dawned on me there would be a whole "I want men to be pregnant so THEY CAN SUFFER" angle. And here I thought it would be an episode of more Omegaverse!
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Post by: Navigator on February 03, 2015, 09:50:04 am
When I was in 7th grade, I went to my first anime convention. At a panel about how to be a better fanfic writer (that I remember being actually kind of good for my 7th grade self), one of the ladies running the panel said, "mpreg is against my religion".
I held onto that response for the entirety of my fanfic reading/writing life, because jesus tap dancing christ, this shit is way too popular. I'm slightly afraid to listen to this one.
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Post by: count_actuala on February 03, 2015, 10:02:10 am
Instead it's more of the Pokegirls shit where people get off on complicated fantasy rules rather than sexual scenarios.
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Post by: LINDA on February 03, 2015, 12:42:35 pm
an entire mpreg episode and nary a word of oviposition or dog dicks, puppies and/or litters
I am simultaneously disappointed and relieved
on a more serious (?) note, at least in the fanfic realms I've traveled, mpreg often seems to manifest for the same reasons that young internet-dwelling ladies fall over themselves to draw/write Sam and Dean Winchester boning. It seems to start as sublimating/exploring their own normal but not socially acceptable pubescent feelings by way of men that they like to look with, without involving themselves in the 'this character is me' sense (i.e. female characters). So mpreg sometimes is, I want to explore this aspect of humanity, but not as it relates to me because girls aren't supposed to have these kids of thoughts, and look at these hot guys in this show I like! Or at least that's my running theory of yaoi/slash. Then you throw in the internet's fetish accelerator and echo chamber qualities and soon you're a 30 year old woman rushing to put your kids to bed because the Castiel in your head has eggs to lay and the internet needs to hear about it.
I can't even imagine why men would be into this apart from the well documented determination for the men of the internet to sexualize everything, especially things that are not meant for them.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 03, 2015, 01:02:42 pm
I am legit surprised we had zero jokes about pregnant Schwartzenegger
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on February 03, 2015, 02:01:27 pm
I can't even imagine why men would be into this apart from the well documented determination for the men of the internet to sexualize everything, especially things that are not meant for them. eudo, February 03, 2015, 12:42:35 pm
I remember way back in the day when I would read fandom secrets on LJ there was one secret that was from someone who said he was a man who liked mpreg and felt ashamed of it, and it was specifically because he wished he could give birth and was torn up by the fact he couldn't. That's always kind of haunted me, thinking about that kind of despair he must have felt and the fact that the only thing that catered to that desire he could never fulfill was provided by teen girls squeeing over boys doing the sex.
when it comes to girls obsessing over gay relationships, I always think of something I remember Moto Hagio said (one of the women involved in the Year 24 group who are credited with revolutionizing how manga for girls was written and basically started the entire shounen-ai/yaoi thing as a genre of girl's comics) that the reason her comics were about gay relationships was because she tried to write it as a lesbian relationship and it didn't feel serious enough despite the serious plot the story had, it just felt cutesy. I'm not sure if it was her or someone else who said that they'd tried to write hetero relationships, but they always felt unequal on the part of the woman in the relationship because of cultural roles. A lot of their comics featured a lot of questioning about gender roles, but they felt like they couldn't do it with female characters because they'd never be seen as equal partners in the relationship, and if they wrote women people would automatically assume the women were supposed to be them and that their comics were nothing but trashy self-insert fantasies. Fast forward to now and instead of being about questioning gender roles, it's specifically sexual fantasies for girls that allow them to fantasize about the sexual content without having to identify as sexual because girls aren't supposed to do that because it means they're bad and slutty.
Basically there's a LOT to unpack about this kind of thing.
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Post by: Ambious on February 03, 2015, 02:27:31 pm
I just started, but please tell me there's a Junior (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110216/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_24) reference in there.
I really should start reading threads before I reply to them.
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Post by: advancedclass on February 03, 2015, 02:36:08 pm
I think it's significant that Hagio's work, or anything from the Year 24 group, is so rarely published in North America and it seems just as rarely read by the young women who seem like they would be the target demographic.
There's a lot of interesting things to be explored in reproduction without the uterus in a woman (there is no combination of words I can put together here that don't look painfully awkward); there's some science fiction, some speculative fiction, that touches on this. I actually did a lot of research and reading into this sort of thing years ago as part of a paper on single sex societies. There's some interesting works of fiction on the subject from some feminist writers, some responses to the porny sort of MARS NEEDS WOMEN nonsense, some more scientific in their scope.
But even the ones that were about men in a society where women did not exist did not remove women as thoroughly from the process as it seems a lot of these women do. It's weird and creepy and so uncomfortably anti-woman.
And gross. So very gross.
A lot of the time when you encounter this sort of thing it seems to be couched in a lot of stuff about progressiveness and challenging gender rolls that is such obvious bullshit, even if you haven't read real books written by people with points to make or ideas to explore which just happen to involve some of the key components of these women's masturbation material. It's just a different way of doing the sort of dissociative denial we've seen in the episodes about creeps like the plushie fuckers.
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Post by: crow on February 03, 2015, 02:46:58 pm
I think it's significant that Hagio's work, or anything from the Year 24 group, is so rarely published in North America and it seems just as rarely read by the young women who seem like they would be the target demographic.
There's a lot of interesting things to be explored in reproduction without the uterus in a woman (there is no combination of words I can put together here that don't look painfully awkward); there's some science fiction, some speculative fiction, that touches on this. I actually did a lot of research and reading into this sort of thing years ago as part of a paper on single sex societies. There's some interesting works of fiction on the subject from some feminist writers, some responses to the porny sort of MARS NEEDS WOMEN nonsense, some more scientific in their scope.
But even the ones that were about men in a society where women did not exist did not remove women as thoroughly from the process as it seems a lot of these women do. It's weird and creepy and so uncomfortably anti-woman.
And gross. So very gross.
A lot of the time when you encounter this sort of thing it seems to be couched in a lot of stuff about progressiveness and challenging gender rolls that is such obvious bullshit, even if you haven't read real books written by people with points to make or ideas to explore which just happen to involve some of the key components of these women's masturbation material. It's just a different way of doing the sort of dissociative denial we've seen in the episodes about creeps like the plushie fuckers. advancedclass, February 03, 2015, 02:36:08 pm
Actually I think these girls want to punish men for not having to deal with the pain of childbirth. It's strangely vindictive to me
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Post by: Ambious on February 03, 2015, 02:55:54 pm
OMG I'm crying (http://i.imgur.com/JbtBPoN.jpg)
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Post by: LINDA on February 03, 2015, 03:01:05 pm
Actually I think these girls want to punish men for not having to deal with the pain of childbirth. It's strangely vindictive to me Smoking Crow, February 03, 2015, 02:46:58 pm
I don't doubt there are some who think this way but I've been neck deep in fanfic for YEARS and haven't come across any such sadism. Most of what I see is a fluffy saccharine conflation of love/reproduction starring fandom's favorite white men. You see the same thing in het fic too. People who are romantically involved often have babies, ergo, having babies is romantic. This episode's source material seems like a pretty different community though.
And adding to what advancedclass said, there is an omnipresent misogyny, where even in cases that don't erase women completely still touch on tropes like the pregnant one being rendered a delicate fragile waif needing protection and the non-pregnant one being some kind of territorial protector, especially in omegaverse where the point seems to be to write gender-determined sexual or reproductive roles no matter how different those roles are or how much the author tries to riff on the premise.
I will never forget this horrible harry potter fanfic I read in middle school where either harry or draco became pregnant by the other and then everything became about accommodating the pregnancy, protecting the pregnant one, etc etc and they got their own room in hogwarts, the enemy is after the unborn child!11!1!!1 madame pomfrey's prenatal care is under scrutiny1!1! and I really don't have words for how messed up it was, but I'm still thinking about it more than 10 years later. I feel like sometimes in the great web of factors behind this fetish, there has to be some anxiety on the part of the author about the future where they may eventually start a family.
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Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on February 03, 2015, 04:10:39 pm
Did anyone else picture the little puppet thing from Men in Black (http://www.listoid.com/image/26/list_2_26_20101214_094802_210.jpg) during that story with the tentacle monster babies?
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Post by: QueenSyreen on February 03, 2015, 04:28:42 pm
OH. OH MY GOD. MPREG EPISODE. LONG HAVE I WANTED. LONG HAVE I WAITED. SATAN HAS SMILED UPON ME TODAY. KIND OF LEERED, ACTUALLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE EVERY RIDICULIST IN THIS PODCAST.
NOW I'M GOING TO GO LISTEN TO IT.
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Post by: LINDA on February 03, 2015, 04:36:55 pm
I'm listening to this a second time in one day. God help me.
'i want to put the largest thing up my ass I possibly can, but in reverse' the mpreg story
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Post by: QueenSyreen on February 03, 2015, 05:58:44 pm
Beautiful, wonderful episode, the boytitties special part made me feel more ill than I have felt listening to the fplus in... quite a while. Yeesh.
I have found myself in the 'writing mpreg so that my OTP can have a fulfilling and nurturing family life' corner of the internet form time to time, and my reaction is generally 'not this shit again.' I never felt any urge to read it but I assumed it was mostly all about sugary fluff stories in settings that absolutely do not make space for them until the fluff elbows itself in, sets itself up, and decides that we're ~happy~ now in this terrible place, we're ~happy~ pushing large objects our of our urethras, SMILE CAPTAIN AMERICA, YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY
I never stopped to wonder if any grown people outside of the kawaiiverse were actually into this sort of thing or why. I'm glad I never decided to wonder about that.
Also, this was a ridiculous episode for references. Seriously. Space Balls? Kingdom Hearts? Day of the Tentacle? The Sorrows of Young Werther? Is the F Plus going through a hipster phase? 'It's a reference to a 17th century Bildungsroman, you wouldn't have heard of it.'
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 03, 2015, 06:50:00 pm
I was expecting more Omegaverse style stupid fanfics. I never expected that there were enough (apparent) dudes into MPreg to support an entire forum.
I can only guess it's a weird offshoot of the fat fetish people, like that one guy said, since there seems to be a lot of focus on swelling bellies and the like. Only a million times more uncomfortable.
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Post by: crow on February 03, 2015, 06:54:21 pm
Beautiful, wonderful episode, the boytitties special part made me feel more ill than I have felt listening to the fplus in... quite a while. Yeesh.
I have found myself in the 'writing mpreg so that my OTP can have a fulfilling and nurturing family life' corner of the internet form time to time, and my reaction is generally 'not this shit again.' I never felt any urge to read it but I assumed it was mostly all about sugary fluff stories in settings that absolutely do not make space for them until the fluff elbows itself in, sets itself up, and decides that we're ~happy~ now in this terrible place, we're ~happy~ pushing large objects our of our urethras, SMILE CAPTAIN AMERICA, YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY
I never stopped to wonder if any grown people outside of the kawaiiverse were actually into this sort of thing or why. I'm glad I never decided to wonder about that.
Also, this was a ridiculous episode for references. Seriously. Space Balls? Kingdom Hearts? Day of the Tentacle? The Sorrows of Young Werther? Is the F Plus going through a hipster phase? 'It's a reference to a 17th century Bildungsroman, you wouldn't have heard of it.' QueenSyreen, February 03, 2015, 05:58:44 pm
Uh, the Sorrows of Young Werther is a classic of German literature and a phenomenon in Europe when it came out
It was so popular that people killed themselves to be like Werther
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Post by: a gross spider on February 03, 2015, 07:32:06 pm
Guys. You really dropped the ball on your intro music choice.
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Post by: BomberJacket on February 03, 2015, 07:50:50 pm
Wow, just wow. There is actually Michigan J. Frog fanfiction. Now we are all sons of bitches.
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Post by: Isfahan on February 03, 2015, 09:02:50 pm
The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works.
Before it was revealed I had the wrong idea about what they were going for, I even thought to myself "Well there isn't an FPreg Olympics and the laws of reality could actually support that, so why the hell are they wasting time over this?"
I mean I know they'd respond with "Because thinking about this gives me boners" but honestly you could explain away half of all the leap-of-logic Internet shit people come up with if you accept that as an answer.
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Post by: Bobalay on February 03, 2015, 09:43:02 pm
The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works. Isfahan, February 03, 2015, 09:02:50 pm
I was crossing my fingers for butt-baby shot put.
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Post by: applecake on February 03, 2015, 09:44:21 pm
HELLO FORUM I'M HELPING
real post incoming, probably
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Post by: Puppy Time on February 04, 2015, 12:33:13 am
Wow, just wow. There is actually Michigan J. Frog fanfiction. Now we are all sons of bitches.
Just as some artists seem to feel it their duty to make porn of anything and everything, some fanfic people have made it their goal to ensure that EVERYTHING EVER has representation in fanfic. I think/hope most of it is from a perspective of "haha, this is a fun joke,"* rather than boners.
*It usually isn't.
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Post by: Cheapskate on February 04, 2015, 01:37:21 am
Uh, the Sorrows of Young Werther is a classic of German literature and a phenomenon in Europe when it came out
It was so popular that people killed themselves to be like Werther Smoking Crow
If we are going to talk about buttbabies, we are going to do it in a classy and educational manner.
The MPreg Olympics idea was structured more like a Guinness Book of World Pervert Records than an actual olympiad. When it was being introduced, I was anticipating it to be like the regular olympics only with all the athletes being pregnant dudes, but no, it was just a fundamental misunderstanding of how competition works. Isfahan, February 03, 2015, 09:02:50 pm
Yeah, did they think the commentators would just stand around for umpteen hours broadcasting someone’s labor? And do the medalists for Fastest Pregnancy get their medals as they visit their thumb-sized babies in the neonatal ICU?
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Post by: Geremy Tibbles on February 04, 2015, 08:54:05 am
This episode reminded me I had this:
(http://i.imgur.com/OI4qI2O.png)
Also this snow needs to fuck off.
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Post by: Lady Frenzy on February 04, 2015, 12:53:58 pm
Not exactly how I pictured it, but...
(http://i.imgur.com/WcBZvLu.gif)
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Post by: redonyou on February 04, 2015, 06:45:18 pm
During a penile birth I imagine the shaft splitting outwards into ribbons like a blooming flower.
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Post by: Cat Planet on February 04, 2015, 07:42:42 pm
During a penile birth I imagine the shaft splitting outwards into ribbons like a blooming flower. redonyou, February 04, 2015, 06:45:18 pm
Damn, I came here to post this exact thing.
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Post by: KingKalamari on February 04, 2015, 08:38:08 pm
All I could think of during that mutant octopus rape baby story was a human/squid cartoon character I draw sometimes so I decided to do a silly thing and draw her reaction to said story:
(http://i.imgur.com/LsDWz6n.jpg) "I came from WHERE!?"
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Post by: LINDA on February 04, 2015, 10:43:52 pm
During a penile birth I imagine the shaft splitting outwards into ribbons like a blooming flower. redonyou, February 04, 2015, 06:45:18 pm
The anime nerd in me thought of this at first (http://i.imgur.com/6UVuTJN.jpg?1)
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on February 04, 2015, 10:59:48 pm
Don't forget that in that same episode, the robot poops out a human. So, we have both angles.
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Post by: crow on February 05, 2015, 02:39:43 am
All I could think of during that mutant octopus rape baby story was a human/squid cartoon character I draw sometimes so I decided to do a silly thing and draw her reaction to said story:
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Post by: redonyou on February 05, 2015, 12:08:48 pm
All I could think of during that mutant octopus rape baby story was a human/squid cartoon character I draw sometimes so I decided to do a silly thing and draw her reaction to said story:
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Post by: Cat Planet on February 08, 2015, 04:38:56 pm
Also thanks for educating me in this episode. When someone called men being naturally more violent than women a "biotruth" I started searching around to disprove them but instead have discovered that there are no actual scientific facts proving this.
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Post by: Mister Smalls on February 08, 2015, 05:37:37 pm
I'm not sure if men are "naturally" more violent than women, but patriarchal society does certainly encourage masculine violence.
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Post by: Isfahan on February 08, 2015, 05:43:53 pm
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 08, 2015, 07:12:01 pm
I'm sorry, you guys, but I've got to protest here... Spaceballs is better than Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
But they are both in that middle zone of "not as good as Blazing Saddles but not as bad as Dracula: Dead and Loving It" so I can respect the difference in opinion... I GUESS
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 08, 2015, 07:41:05 pm
The Producers is the clear winner, but Blazing Saddles is a very close second
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Post by: BomberJacket on February 08, 2015, 08:50:19 pm
I'm sorry, you guys, but I've got to protest here... Spaceballs is better than Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
But they are both in that middle zone of "not as good as Blazing Saddles but not as bad as Dracula: Dead and Loving It" so I can respect the difference in opinion... I GUESS Nikaer Drekin, February 08, 2015, 07:12:01 pm
Lies, Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a classic.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on February 08, 2015, 10:34:58 pm
Young Frankenstein.
And don't fight me on this because it's the truth.
And History of The World Part 1 is much better than Men in Tights.
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Post by: positive stress on February 08, 2015, 10:36:32 pm
You're all wrong, the best way to have a baby is out of your penis hole.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on February 08, 2015, 10:45:44 pm
Young Frankenstein.
And don't fight me on this because it's the truth.
Okay I know dick about guns but I'm pretty sure I remember from some dumb video game or other that that gun with the big drum on it is finnish or something. Not very patriotic, Mr. Freedom.
EDIT: w/r/t best Mel Brooks movies, I gotta side with Adam: Young Frankenstein is probably the funniest, though 12 Chairs might be his best. Everything else holds up horribly.
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Post by: STOG on February 09, 2015, 06:22:06 am
I'm not going to, but I will swap Men in Tights with Blazing Saddles and call that my top twelve list.
Okay, carry on!
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Post by: Isfahan on February 11, 2015, 08:26:36 pm
Okay I know dick about guns but I'm pretty sure I remember from some dumb video game or other that that gun with the big drum on it is finnish or something. Not very patriotic, Mr. Freedom.a gross spider, February 08, 2015, 11:57:53 pm
It's Romanian, actually! It's an AK-pattern pistol imported by Century Arms International and the guy shooting converted it to full auto. For Joe Blow Gun Owner that would be illegal as shit, but he can do that because he has an FFL07, which is a firearms manufacturer's license.
Some 'Murrcans do indeed get hung up over what country a gun either came from or was designed in, but they have a remedial sense of patriotism at best and most likely smell bad too. The rest of us wonder "who gives a shit" and just enjoy the freedoms afforded us.
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Post by: Old_Zircon on February 21, 2015, 11:13:31 am
Apparently there was an MPreg episode of The Cosby Show (ripped straight from the PoeTV hopper).
Ironically, the plot involves Cosby being nonconsensually impregnated by aliens.
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Post by: Nemo2342 on February 23, 2015, 12:15:07 am
Apparently there was an MPreg episode of The Cosby Show (ripped straight from the PoeTV hopper).
Ironically, the plot involves Cosby being nonconsensually impregnated by aliens. Old_Zircon, February 21, 2015, 11:13:31 am
You know, for the longest while I thought that maybe I had imagined seeing this episode. But nope, there it is, right in front of me.
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: Ashto on February 24, 2015, 01:20:27 pm
As I've mentioned elsewhere before, one of my coworkers is actually into Mpreg. I'm sweating bullets typing this while HOLY SHIT GUYS HE'S LITERALLY RIGHT BEHIND ME! As such, I've been made aware of certain arguments like the one tiny prancer and count_actuala put forth, where the "fetish" is actually more of a twist on parental desires and the want to have a more emotional connection with your offspring. And I can totally understand it for what it is. I've also been -uncomfortably- made aware on a few occasions about the sexual portion of said fetish, but I never let it linger in my mind long enough to make sense of it.
When the fact that this episode was being leaked was revealed, my coworker happened to be glancing over my shoulder and got wind of it. Since I've played a few episodes at work, he knows what the podcast is all about, so he wasn't too happy to hear it. In an effort to deflect yet another lecture about Mpreg, I offered to have us listen to the episode, try not to take it too seriously, and possibly have him gather a few like-minded individuals to pitch a Irregular episode. Just to be on the safe side, I had the forethought to give the episode a listen the night it came out before heading into work.
Needless to say, this episode will remained unplayed in my store. Now if I could only wipe the horror from my mind as easily...
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: chai tea latte on February 24, 2015, 02:12:02 pm
Needless to say, this episode will remained unplayed in my store. Now if I could only wipe the horror from my mind as easily... Ashto, February 24, 2015, 01:20:27 pm
sick post, thanks for letting everyone know
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: positive stress on February 24, 2015, 03:53:29 pm
I feel like it's important in life to be able to laugh at yourself, even more so when your #1 turn-on is the idea of a man giving birth out of his dickhole
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: Really_Quite_Nice on July 08, 2016, 06:00:14 pm
The Slash & Burn podcast also has an MPreg episode. (http://slashandburn.libsyn.com/ep-05-mpreg-in-mutero-male-pregnancy-fanfiction-explicit)
Title: Episode 164: Father Goose's Nursery Crimes
Post by: Yavuz on August 18, 2018, 09:45:16 pm
This episode is both incredibly gross and very hilarious, so it's probably not the best choice to listen to while working. I laughed so much that a supervisor and a manager asked me what I was laughing at. I did not explain.