[yay][yay][yay] SLOWBEEF AND DIABEETUS [yay][yay][yay]
Seriously I fucking love Retsupurae. I've loved it since 2008. Just reading through terrible creepypasta or something with those guys would be comedy gold. Other than the ridiculists, they're the funniest dudes-who-react-to-stupid-shit I have ever seen or heard.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: A Meat on January 29, 2016, 10:53:26 am
Get Lowtax and you can end the long standing internet atrocity tourism cold war
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 29, 2016, 10:58:41 am
The Mega64 guys might make good guests! They're some of my favorite Internet Comedy People, and I think they'd mesh pretty well with the F Plus's sense of humor. Plus, they've been podcasting forever.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Aljonso on January 29, 2016, 12:35:44 pm
SuperBestFriendCast is another podcast I listen to, so I know it may be an odd choice, I really wish Woolie would get in an episode.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Ambious on January 29, 2016, 01:33:21 pm
Here's a quasi-related suggestion. Maybe we could have the writer of the doc for every episode read a short segment, either their favorite part or an introduction or something. Doesn't have to be live with the recording, but it could be a nice additional twist.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Vinny Possum on January 29, 2016, 02:03:05 pm
Lou is like the equal and opposite of Lemon. They're both great, but for totally opposite reasons. Lou can read about bug-chasers and bestiality with a straight face and a newscaster's voice, while Lemon's reactions are the best thing in the podcast.
I know it's more than a stretch, but I would shit myself with glee if you guys somehow got Dan Carlin on the show. Hearing him read horrible fanfiction in the style of his show would be pure bliss.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: JonRG on January 29, 2016, 02:53:07 pm
Thank you, JT, for bringing us ma gick.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 29, 2016, 02:53:38 pm
Here's a quasi-related suggestion. Maybe we could have the writer of the doc for every episode read a short segment, either their favorite part or an introduction or something. Doesn't have to be live with the recording, but it could be a nice additional twist. Ambious, January 29, 2016, 01:33:21 pm
Yeah, that could be pretty fun- it could at least go up as an extra on the site, and might be a good way to have "audition tapes" of sorts for potential guest readers!
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Cheapskate on January 29, 2016, 04:51:07 pm
It’s about time they bring in Guest
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Frank West on January 29, 2016, 05:21:00 pm
I went on a long plane ride a few months back where i listened to multiple episodes of The F Plus and The Dollop, and a small part of my dreams that night were of listening to a new F Plus and Gareth Reynolds was on, and I thought "damn Lemon, nice catch." and I'm pretty sure the dream episode was good so I guess I'd recommend Gareth Reynolds.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: KingKalamari on January 29, 2016, 06:27:32 pm
[yay][yay][yay] SLOWBEEF AND DIABEETUS [yay][yay][yay]
Seriously I fucking love Retsupurae. I've loved it since 2008. Just reading through terrible creepypasta or something with those guys would be comedy gold. Other than the ridiculists, they're the funniest dudes-who-react-to-stupid-shit I have ever seen or heard. Gyro, January 29, 2016, 10:39:12 am
Seconding this a thousand times over. I want to hear Diabetus and John together in the same Skype call.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: DaltonSezHi on January 29, 2016, 07:57:07 pm
I think you're right, Guest has incredible presence
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on January 29, 2016, 07:59:15 pm
I second the Slowbeef and Diabeetus calls. Pat from Super Best Friends used to listen, so he would be plausible.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on January 29, 2016, 08:05:01 pm
Another episode about stupid videogame bullshit with Slowbeef, Diabeetus, the SBF, or Chip and Ironicus would be dope
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Neal on January 29, 2016, 08:12:13 pm
Zarla would be great to have back.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Aljonso on January 29, 2016, 08:12:29 pm
I second the Slowbeef and Diabeetus calls. Pat from Super Best Friends used to listen, so he would be plausible. FattyBoBatty, January 29, 2016, 07:59:15 pm
Does anyone remember the episode of SBFC when he mentions it?
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: DaltonSezHi on January 29, 2016, 08:16:30 pm
I second the Slowbeef and Diabeetus calls. Pat from Super Best Friends used to listen, so he would be plausible. FattyBoBatty, January 29, 2016, 07:59:15 pm
It was Episode 052: Nonstop Infinite Podcast, apparently.
EDIT: Yup, it was that one, at exactly 7 minutes left.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 29, 2016, 08:34:49 pm
Happy Ending seemed cool, and her name is almost the same as one of my favorite sitcoms.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: McMillan and Waifu on January 29, 2016, 10:45:33 pm
I went on a long plane ride a few months back where i listened to multiple episodes of The F Plus and The Dollop, and a small part of my dreams that night were of listening to a new F Plus and Gareth Reynolds was on, and I thought "damn Lemon, nice catch." and I'm pretty sure the dream episode was good so I guess I'd recommend Gareth Reynolds. Frank West, January 29, 2016, 05:21:00 pm
If y'all do another ghost episode, you can tell Gary that it's a sequel to Papa Bawa (2Papa2Bawa?)
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nikaer Drekin on January 29, 2016, 11:17:22 pm
Maybe Lemon's daughter could be in an F Plus Junior spinoff. All reactions to gross recipes a la ghost poop!
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Dawnswalker on January 30, 2016, 12:08:54 am
All of the ballp.it money would have to go toward therapy bills for the F Plus Jrs.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 30, 2016, 01:17:54 am
Chris Collision sounds like he never signed up for this when he agreed to cohost his buddy's haha bad book podcast.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 30, 2016, 05:40:06 am
Maybe Lemon's daughter could be in an F Plus Junior spinoff. All reactions to gross recipes a la ghost poop! Nikaer Drekin, January 29, 2016, 11:17:22 pm
Sex ed has never been so terrifying.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Ambious on January 30, 2016, 05:46:26 am
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on January 30, 2016, 09:53:41 am
Don't worry Guest, I still love you no matter what those idiots think.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Ras Shame-ra on January 30, 2016, 12:37:54 pm
Hmm, I don't know about me, but I think Guest might be ok
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Bodark on January 31, 2016, 04:43:11 pm
Thanks the support, guys.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Cheapskate on February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Bobalay on February 01, 2016, 11:41:32 am
I know it's more than a stretch, but I would shit myself with glee if you guys somehow got Dan Carlin on the show. Hearing him read horrible fanfiction in the style of his show would be pure bliss. Vinny Possum, January 29, 2016, 02:03:05 pm
"While we 'moderns' might not understand the mindset behind fucking ponies..."
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nifty Nif on February 01, 2016, 12:00:51 pm
I don't know much about the Race for Ridiculism contest and from what I've heard it probably won't be replicated, but I'll just say that there is interest in case something like that were to happen again.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: NutshellGulag on February 01, 2016, 05:01:37 pm
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person. Cheapskate, February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
The (you) tag gets me EVERY time, and I know about it. A half a minute of horror followed by chagrin. EVERY TIME.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Isfahan on February 01, 2016, 05:37:32 pm
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person. Cheapskate, February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
And now you're telling everyone about it???
well, my feed is about to get a whole lot sadder
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Cleretic on February 01, 2016, 07:33:20 pm
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person. Cheapskate, February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
The (you) tag gets me EVERY time, and I know about it. A half a minute of horror followed by chagrin. EVERY TIME. NutshellGulag, February 01, 2016, 05:01:37 pm
I'm the same, and it's kind of worse because I'm in a position where most uses of it would theoretically work.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Vorko on February 01, 2016, 10:09:28 pm
thank christ, you don't want me stuttering through material
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on February 02, 2016, 01:50:34 am
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person. Cheapskate, February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
The (you) tag gets me EVERY time, and I know about it. A half a minute of horror followed by chagrin. EVERY TIME. NutshellGulag, February 01, 2016, 05:01:37 pm
This thread just got me confused.
Like, you guys know I'm already on the podcast pretty frequently, right?
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on February 02, 2016, 02:35:35 am
It got me the first time, to the point where I only didn't type a response because I didn't feel like fighting. Then it happened again and I pressed quote to go "what" and it became clear.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Kaleidoscope on February 02, 2016, 10:20:45 am
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: QueenSyreen on February 02, 2016, 04:25:42 pm
Seriously, though, more Montrith. Montrith-only Episode 200: Part 3 where she discusses everything the FPlus wouldn't read and the horror she's put the ridiculists through.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Kaleidoscope on February 02, 2016, 04:35:11 pm
I agree. Montrith needs to be in more episodes. I mean some of the best episodes happen because of Montrith.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Vorko on February 02, 2016, 10:56:18 pm
I got a Twitter message from someone who didn’t know about the {you} tag and it was really nice and their Twitter feed was otherwise very sad and now I feel like a terrible person. Cheapskate, February 01, 2016, 03:28:56 am
The (you) tag gets me EVERY time, and I know about it. A half a minute of horror followed by chagrin. EVERY TIME. NutshellGulag, February 01, 2016, 05:01:37 pm
oh for... hi, I'm a fool. derp derp.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: memorylikeasieve on February 03, 2016, 05:29:28 pm
God, that 'you' tag still gets me. Rrrrrgh.
That said, I also vote for more Montrith. And I also would love to send in an audition.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Ambious on February 03, 2016, 05:47:15 pm
Definitely montrith. She's caused so much pain and suffering it's only fair she gets to self-inflict some of it publicly.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Isfahan on February 03, 2016, 05:48:32 pm
Nobody should have to put up with my terrible accent under any circu- wait, you fuckers are not getting me this time
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nifty Nif on February 28, 2016, 12:05:09 am
Nobody should have to put up with my terrible accent under any circu- wait, you fuckers are not getting me this time Ashto, February 27, 2016, 11:54:05 pm
accent huh more like where's your recording I just like accents from everywhere
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Curious Robot on February 28, 2016, 12:21:10 am
I'd guest in a heartbeat, haha. Would look good on the résumé. Although you'd have to endure my (albeit not too heavy) South African accent ( Sarf Effriken?)... (you) tag or not, I don't care! I'd join the Race FROM Ridiculism anytime.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: AlbieQuirky on February 28, 2016, 01:07:04 am
Seriously, though, more Montrith. Montrith-only Episode 200: Part 3 where she discusses everything the FPlus wouldn't read and the horror she's put the ridiculists through. QueenSyreen, February 02, 2016, 04:25:42 pm
If I were rich, I would pay Montrith's airfare to the next F Plus Live. Montrith is a goddamned international treasure.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Frank West on February 28, 2016, 01:08:06 am
I'd guest in a heartbeat, haha. Would look good on the résumé. Although you'd have to endure my (albeit not too heavy) South African accent ( Sarf Effriken?)... (you) tag or not, I don't care! I'd join the Race FROM Ridiculism anytime. Curious Robot, February 28, 2016, 12:21:10 am
Good catch with your edit, but nonetheless: (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyIA-8tn_JTSykpZa0wcFuQy-c7oiXdZcJ77T3sDdHC-xwzOKS)(http://www.rsc.org/images/spring-225_tcm18-188880.jpg)
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Curious Robot on February 28, 2016, 01:10:53 am
I'd guest in a heartbeat, haha. Would look good on the résumé. Although you'd have to endure my (albeit not too heavy) South African accent ( Sarf Effriken?)... (you) tag or not, I don't care! I'd join the Race FROM Ridiculism anytime. Curious Robot, February 28, 2016, 12:21:10 am
Good catch with your edit, but nonetheless: (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRyIA-8tn_JTSykpZa0wcFuQy-c7oiXdZcJ77T3sDdHC-xwzOKS)(http://www.rsc.org/images/spring-225_tcm18-188880.jpg) Frank West, February 28, 2016, 01:08:06 am
Eh it's a Sunday morning. I probably wouldn't have noticed a bear trap on my own toilet seat in my current capacity.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2016, 01:40:07 am
One day I'll wake up early enough and be in an episode, if Lemon consents.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on February 28, 2016, 02:12:25 am
Lemon would have to mute me to stop me from reading the parts of docs which ought not be read.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nifty Nif on February 28, 2016, 03:11:45 am
I'm all for a ladies' night episode (with emcee frank west) or bootleg ladies' night episode with ballp.it ladies I'm all ov er the place right now idk if I could do it but I want to the desire to speak to the internet is strong chai tea latte has a gr8 voice -------- squiddy???????? montrith bumpgrrl!!! pls more ladies ;;;;) Portaxx and Nutshell are great it's okay you are all cute [heart]
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: A Meat on February 28, 2016, 04:16:53 am
Alternatively, I've had the bad idea of having a GMT+ episode, where a bunch of content submitters dig through the F+ doc dump
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Ambious on February 28, 2016, 04:23:51 am
Alternatively, I've had the bad idea of having a GMT+ episode, where a bunch of content submitters dig through the F+ doc dump A Meat, February 28, 2016, 04:16:53 am
We can call the episode "Accent-paluza"
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on February 28, 2016, 04:29:26 am
Alternatively, I've had the bad idea of having a GMT+ episode, where a bunch of content submitters dig through the F+ doc dump A Meat, February 28, 2016, 04:16:53 am
I admit to a sort of morbid curiosity as to how some of the ridiculists would fare trying to do things Lou's way.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Cheapskate on March 01, 2016, 04:49:19 am
Alternatively, I've had the bad idea of having a GMT+ episode, where a bunch of content submitters dig through the F+ doc dump A Meat, February 28, 2016, 04:16:53 am
I’m GMT+, so I guess I’ll have to do a bad regional American accent.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Fanzay on March 01, 2016, 09:19:12 am
Alternatively, I've had the bad idea of having a GMT+ episode, where a bunch of content submitters dig through the F+ doc dump A Meat, February 28, 2016, 04:16:53 am
I'm pretty sure we're all furries after Hans Von Hozel wrote his Garfield masterpiece. ~edit~ I am a huuuuuuuuge dork. (https://media.giphy.com/media/ISGyGoLsO3tWU/giphy.gif)
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: znarf on May 22, 2016, 03:20:07 am
What did I walk into when I chose this as a forum name?
Was there already a znarf? I chose this because it was my name backwards and jimmyfranks' "Clown Narf" killed me.
Bozarth and J.W.F. (brotha) are solid guests. All the guest readers have been great over the podcast catalog.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Bodark on May 22, 2016, 03:36:24 am
What did I walk into when I chose this as a forum name?
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Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Isfahan on May 22, 2016, 05:07:56 pm
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Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Sherman Tank on May 22, 2016, 05:30:04 pm
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: lowclasshifi on May 23, 2016, 12:46:56 am
i know what's going on with the tag, but i love saying stupid shit to people on the internet. also sometimes in real life.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 24, 2016, 07:33:20 pm
Keep bringing in J.W. Friedman! He definitely added something special to the Lizards episode. He seems to have good chemistry with the cast and I'm a fan of his voice.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: dractivisionary on May 24, 2016, 09:18:35 pm
for a second i was getting really confused like "how in the hell do all you know me?" but for real I would love to hear Slowbeef and Diabetus on the show.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: znarf on May 26, 2016, 01:07:11 am
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Amelia Blank on May 31, 2016, 12:23:25 am
You know who I would love to hear as a guest reader? The McElroy Brothers from the Monster Factory series! They're sharp and funny and I think they'd do great.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 31, 2016, 12:42:46 am
You know who I would love to hear as a guest reader? The McElroy Brothers from the Monster Factory series! They're sharp and funny and I think they'd do great. Ms.Blank, May 31, 2016, 12:23:25 am
They are some pretty saucy boys.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: STOG on May 31, 2016, 01:20:59 am
You know who I would love to hear as a guest reader? The McElroy Brothers from the Monster Factory series! They're sharp and funny and I think they'd do great. Ms.Blank, May 31, 2016, 12:23:25 am
You know what I think?
I THINK THAT DOGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO VOTE
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Bodark on May 31, 2016, 01:36:09 am
Now that I really think about it, Pat from Super Best Friends might be game. He referenced the dick bugs episode and actually name-dropped the F Plus in one of the LPs.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Fanzay on May 31, 2016, 01:48:56 am
General Ironicus
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 31, 2016, 03:11:30 am
Now that I really think about it, Pat from Super Best Friends might be game. He referenced the dick bugs episode and actually name-dropped the F Plus in one of the LPs. Bodark, May 31, 2016, 01:36:09 am
I would love another video game topic episode with these two and maybe SuperGreatFriend
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 31, 2016, 09:15:27 am
F Plus Sings 2 with Adam Levine please.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Nifty Nif on May 31, 2016, 01:20:06 pm
Jay's dog over at I don't even own a television makes regular appearances on that podcast so why not just invite him on? Blandest, May 31, 2016, 02:44:11 pm
Jay's dog is the secret third IDEOTV member/fifth Beatle.
Title: Guest Readers
Post by: Gyro on June 01, 2016, 05:59:59 am
I actually think HBomberguy would be a FUCKING FANTASTIC guest reader, since what he does is basically video-FPlus. He just reacts to atrocity tourism. It's great.