For $5, I will say whatever you want in a drunk voice.

[Chaymie]

Stog, you absolutely nailed it. Your delivery on both jokes was amazing, but oh my god, you completely pulled the Donald Trump joke off.

You even picked up on the part where the word "peanuts" shows up in a rigid and repetitive structure, and give a little robotic reading of the word.

It was absurdist dry humor brought to life. Thank you so much.

Honestly, I felt pretty bad about all the fiverr issues I was having, but you pulled that joke off so well, I feel like I owe you.

I guess next time there's a "stog reads for beer,"  I'll have to come up with another submission.

[STOG]

Stog, you absolutely nailed it. Your delivery on both jokes was amazing, but oh my god, you completely pulled the Donald Trump joke off.

You even picked up on the part where the word "peanuts" shows up in a rigid and repetitive structure, and give a little robotic reading of the word.

It was absurdist dry humor brought to life. Thank you so much.

Honestly, I felt pretty bad about all the fiverr issues I was having, but you pulled that joke off so well, I feel like I owe you.

I guess next time there's a "stog reads for beer,"  I'll have to come up with another submission.

Aw, thank you! I'm glad I could make all of your dreams come true.

[STOG]

So I thought about my sales pitch and I realized that maybe it's kind of a bad move to charge $5 for 15 seconds of audio. I originally set this price because my best work is through short audio works, but asking for that amount of scratch is kind of a robbery.

So my new terms are: 30 seconds, as many words as you can fit in for $5. (70 words is a good guideline). Tiers are also updated to reflect the new pricing scheme.

[Chaymie]

Stog is it okay if I post a link to my Drive copies here?

[STOG]

Stog is it okay if I post a link to my Drive copies here?

Sure!

[Chaymie]

I'm thinking Arby's

Not even the joke's author can differentiate between Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman.

Give stog beer money. The man has earned it.

[eldritchhat]

If you're still doing free readings, can you sing (or at least read) this in your best french accent:

C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale
Sera le genre humain

I will make this into my ringtone

[STOG]

If you're still doing free readings, can you sing (or at least read) this in your best french accent:

C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale
Sera le genre humain

I will make this into my ringtone

I am going to tell you ahead of time that it will not be a good French accent.

[eldritchhat]

If you're still doing free readings, can you sing (or at least read) this in your best french accent:

C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale
Sera le genre humain

I will make this into my ringtone

I am going to tell you ahead of time that it will not be a good French accent.

That's the point STOG, if you had a good one, then I would not want it

[STOG]

If you're still doing free readings, can you sing (or at least read) this in your best french accent:

C'est la lutte finale
Groupons-nous, et demain
L'Internationale
Sera le genre humain

I will make this into my ringtone

I am going to tell you ahead of time that it will not be a good French accent.

That's the point STOG, if you had a good one, then I would not want it

I probably just said a swear in French, for all I know

[Bodark]

That's the point STOG, if you had a good one, then I would not want it

I probably just said a swear in French, for all I know

Knowing eldritchhat, it's more likely that you just read the first line of the French Communist Party manifesto

[eldritchhat]

That's the point STOG, if you had a good one, then I would not want it

I probably just said a swear in French, for all I know

Knowing eldritchhat, it's more likely that you just read the first line of the French Communist Party manifesto

Close, it's the refrain from a famous song out of the french commune, and it is about the rallying of workers around the world.

Okay, now my phone's all decked out: STOG singing Party! as my ringtone, STOG singing L'International as my texttone.

[STOG]

SO: Fiverr does a thing that allows customers to put previous orders on my portfolio page for everyone to listen to, which means you can swing by and listen to what I've done recently.

SUCH AS:

- A reading of Doom: Repercussions of Evil
- 30 seconds of freestyle Juggalo rap
- One Jaden Smith tweet reading
- A ringtone

AGAIN, thank you all so much for your orders, they're really fun and easy to do and I'm a stronger audio wizard because of them.

[mapofthecat]

[Zekka]

STOG has rapidly become my default source for background vocals:

https://clyp.it/fydwqu0q?token=ffb758897b7f897f2fdae7b7143dc8b9

(Don't hear it? I am a phone.)