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Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Lemon on September 22, 2018, 02:23:54 pm
(https://orig00.deviantart.net/6d91/f/2008/253/0/c/0cec11bd2ab1f3049f9c55f9b26b9155.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/289)
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on September 22, 2018, 04:08:11 pm
How short are your legs, Boots?
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 22, 2018, 04:11:47 pm
How short are your legs, Boots?
Sham bam bamina!, September 22, 2018, 04:08:11 pm

Extremely short, like one foot. The beard acts like a facinator and distracts you from the legs
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Yavuz on September 22, 2018, 05:42:14 pm
"hot white duck sauce"

NSFW content. Click to show.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: KingKalamari on September 22, 2018, 06:06:04 pm
So, I'm about 10 minutes in and just finished the whole Lilo/Nani nude snuggling on the couch section.

It wasn't called out but I think it needs to be given attention, especially for those not familiar with the characters described, that Lilo and Nani are two of the main characters from Disney's 2002 animated feature Lilo and Stitch...

(https://i.imgur.com/rfGBR6K.jpg)

Why yes, Lilo is like 6, why do you ask?
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: beelzeboob on September 22, 2018, 06:33:17 pm
Why yes, Lilo is like 6, why do you ask?
KingKalamari, September 22, 2018, 06:06:04 pm

Yeah as a fan of that movie I was pretty much a corpse for that entire section. Absolutely horrible.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 22, 2018, 06:35:15 pm
I may never eat Peking Duck again. [yuck]

Negatag Negasuggestions: "as an intellectual...", "buttsex", "cartoons", "fanfiction", "fetishes", "fiction", "forums", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "incurable porn disease", "nerds", "no plot no problem", "rants"
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Wrought on September 22, 2018, 07:43:34 pm
New EC yesterday, new F+ today, it's like christmas!

Edit: I'm kind of surprised no one went for "You wouldn't download an asshole" in response to butt piracy to be perfectly honest
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: EYE OF ZA on September 22, 2018, 10:50:38 pm
I hate trying to talk to psychics, they never make seance
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on September 22, 2018, 11:21:35 pm
Amelia Bones was one of the names listed off and I was surprised to find out it was a Harry Potter character and not a well endowed porn actress.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Ambious on September 23, 2018, 03:53:31 am
Everyone: *groans*
Lemon: Yayyyy!
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: A Meat on September 23, 2018, 04:13:54 am
Why stop at medical names for anatomical parts, use the anatomical denotation for location and direction as well

the male traced a line with his forefinger across her abdomen, along the midsagittal plane, from her umbillical region in a caudal direction, reaching her mons pubis
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Ambious on September 23, 2018, 05:31:15 am
Tag Suggestion: "Maximum Cumquat"
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Cheapskate on September 24, 2018, 06:07:41 pm
I am disturbed by how bumpgrrl pronounces “Yaoi” as “Yahweh.”
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Wrought on September 24, 2018, 06:57:34 pm
I am disturbed by how bumpgrrl pronounces “Yaoi” as “Yahweh.”
Cheapskate, September 24, 2018, 06:07:41 pm
Yahweh, then Ya!Oi!, then back to Yahweh
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Penultimatum on September 24, 2018, 07:14:57 pm
I am disturbed by how bumpgrrl pronounces “Yaoi” as “Yahweh.”
Cheapskate, September 24, 2018, 06:07:41 pm
I know some people treat Anime like a religion but this is just ridiculous
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Yavuz on September 24, 2018, 10:03:56 pm
I am disturbed by how bumpgrrl pronounces “Yaoi” as “Yahweh.”
Cheapskate, September 24, 2018, 06:07:41 pm

yaoi or no way
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: A Meat on September 25, 2018, 01:24:48 am
Ah yes, YAOI, the tetragrammaton
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Neal on September 25, 2018, 02:37:26 pm
Ah yes, YAOI, the tetragrammaton
A Meat, September 25, 2018, 01:24:48 am

I think that was the paradigm of a character in a Mage: the Ascension campaign I ran.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: SirSlarty on September 26, 2018, 10:30:01 pm
I agree with Lemon. The only way to pronounce yaoi is by making someone else say it for you.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on September 26, 2018, 10:50:46 pm
I agree with Lemon. The only way to pronounce yaoi is by making someone else say it for you.
SirSlarty, September 26, 2018, 10:30:01 pm

Please sir, I couldn't POSSIBLY understand how to walk into this bear trap. If you could demonstrate?
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 26, 2018, 11:26:33 pm
The French pronounce it Yah-Wah
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: chai tea latte on September 27, 2018, 12:49:39 am
like in the sentence "tes yeux, ouais"
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Knitting Machine on September 27, 2018, 08:41:52 am
I was just thinking man, I hope they do another fanfic episode soon

I deeply regret that now
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Dawnswalker on September 27, 2018, 04:33:00 pm
"Holy shit, Victorian erotica!"

I once got a copy of a treasury of Victorian Erotica in a White Elephant gift exchange. I learned two things.

A) Those authors were into some of the nastiest shit I've ever read.
B) They used the word "pussy" a lot even though there weren't any cats in the stories? [sex]

I'm not sure where I was going with this, but today I learned what a prepuce was, so there's that.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: agentanalogue on September 27, 2018, 06:23:08 pm
I know it ain't funny or clever, but holy CRAP was this a great episode. Easily going in my top five. Thanks for almost asphyxiating me on my commute, jerks.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: GirlKisser420 on September 27, 2018, 07:23:17 pm
the decision to tie together every lesson they taught with Darkwing Duck erotic fanfiction was a stroke of genius by the docmaker.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Knitting Machine on September 28, 2018, 01:32:08 pm
The worst part is that there are problems with yaoi fetishing all gay relationships not only into seme/uke bullshit filled with horrible stereotypes and absolutely no concept of what actual sex is like, but also leading to actual gay couples being turned into fetish porn or the horrors of real life shipping. That's not even getting into crazy shit like the people who were crying when Russia outlawed homosexuals because they were worried about the main characters of Yuri On Ice.

But no, the author abandons those actual issues and goes straight into eww gays are gross. They were so close.

On that note, I have met a few yaoi fans in my life who were fiercely anti-gay rights but oh man loved it when a big anime dude raped a small child like anime guy out if love.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Sherman Tank on September 30, 2018, 01:32:59 pm
The Butt Pirate would make a good villain for The monster cock Crusader to fight.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Shell Game on November 28, 2018, 12:49:56 pm
I appreciate the weeping opening of this one.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Captain Fargle on July 01, 2019, 05:40:25 am
Listening to this episode again I felt it's worth reminding everyone that duck penises are basically semi-prehensile spring loaded corkscrews.

You're welcome.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 01, 2019, 06:31:00 am
Listening to this episode again I felt it's worth reminding everyone that duck penises are basically semi-prehensile spring loaded corkscrews.

You're welcome.
Captain Fargle, July 01, 2019, 05:40:25 am

Funnily enough I was just thinking. If common mallards became an endangered species, could a scientist ethically aid a duck in raping other ducks? It seems like the best thing you could do for them is to artificially inseminate them en masse and just cut the males out of the equation entirely.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: Sherman Tank on July 01, 2019, 01:52:12 pm
Listening to this episode again I felt it's worth reminding everyone that duck penises are basically semi-prehensile spring loaded corkscrews.

You're welcome.
Captain Fargle, July 01, 2019, 05:40:25 am

Funnily enough I was just thinking. If common mallards became an endangered species, could a scientist ethically aid a duck in raping other ducks?
Dr. Buttplug, July 01, 2019, 06:31:00 am

Don't think about this.
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on September 14, 2023, 08:12:52 pm
As someone who has never read or seen Harry Potter. when kumquat was reading out every single character as well as the porn stars that should have as big boobs as I thought to myself "wow a lot of the actual Harry Potter names sound like they could be porn star aliases". Is that just me
Title: 289: May I Propose Prepuce?
Post by: DUDEVSTHEWORLD on September 14, 2023, 08:15:25 pm
If you asked me before today to say between Luna Lovegood and Wendy Whoppers which is the porn star and which is the childrens book character I could not tell you