*closes dresser drawer* don't worry, Fluttershy can't see us...Game on, Fluttershy can see us!
Shell Game, May 02, 2018, 07:09:37 pm
http://goo.gl/6IvOJp (http://goo.gl/6IvOJp)
GirlKisser420, May 03, 2018, 01:38:52 am
Whoop whoop! here comes the hatchet
Shell Game, May 03, 2018, 06:07:06 am
you're a dirty, little slut, aren't you, I bet you'd like me to post what you just said on https://ballp.it, don't you?
Spooks, May 12, 2018, 04:36:03 am
you're a dirty, little slut, aren't you, I bet you'd like me to post what you just said on https://ballp.it, don't you?
Spooks, May 12, 2018, 04:36:03 am
if you like what you've been feeling you can come to MY BAAAAAAALLLLS
GirlKisser420, May 12, 2018, 08:25:55 pm
Subscribe to my patreon for tiered rewards.At $5 I reciprocate cunnilingus.
Shell Game, May 12, 2018, 03:53:39 pm
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE
Neal, July 09, 2019, 10:33:36 pm
Mech suit Mondays at the cool bar. Best mech suit gets free shots till 12
GirlKisser420, September 05, 2019, 05:51:14 pm
Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am
Is that a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am
Hey daddy, lemme see your green eggs and ham
LaserSeusan, September 15, 2019, 11:20:35 pm
One dick, two dick, red dick, blue dickIs that a Wocket in your Pocket, or are you just happy to see me?Why don't you come over here and... hop on pop?
Mique, September 15, 2019, 11:41:51 am
Hey daddy, lemme see your green eggs and ham
LaserSeusan, September 15, 2019, 11:20:35 pm
Dr. Buttplug, September 16, 2019, 02:26:27 pm
Damn bitch does your pussy smell like Indian leftovers or is that my syphilisThat ain't raita
chai tea latte, September 30, 2019, 05:37:50 pm
Baby, I'm gonna exorcise that haunted pussy with my ectoplasm injection.(https://i1.wp.com/www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hauntedvagina.jpg?fit=413%2C468&ssl=1)
Mique, October 10, 2019, 09:21:03 am
“Barbershop Quartet.”
GirlKisser420, November 03, 2019, 05:48:59 pm
I'm gonna plow you so hard it erodes your topsoilSlash and burn, baby! B)
A Meat, January 29, 2020, 06:21:03 am
Where do you see this relationship going?
Lemon, June 14, 2018, 11:20:36 pm
I just worry you're not taking this relationship seriously.Lemon, are you telling a story over time?
Lemon, February 13, 2020, 07:39:48 pm
"Fuck me in my tiny asshole." -my upstairs neighbor to his CoD buddy. Thought I'd pass it along.
Shell Game, April 22, 2020, 12:22:25 am
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm
Be careful when you speak aloud, as the universe has ears:
https://twitter.com/BitchMedia/status/1263137406779379712?s=19
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 11:52:01 am
"Hey baby this Zoom meeting is boring - how about you and I go to a breakout room and you show me your custom background?"
Bobguinary Novel, May 17, 2020, 07:25:55 pm
Be careful when you speak aloud, as the universe has ears:
https://twitter.com/BitchMedia/status/1263137406779379712?s=19
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 11:52:01 am
Amateurs. They're probably not even using teledildonics.
Neal, May 20, 2020, 11:54:19 am
"Teledildonics? Why, I hardly know 'er!"Awful.
Bobguinary Novel, May 20, 2020, 02:21:50 pm
Pretty much any variation on "impregnate me, daddy"Oooh! You've inspired me.
chai tea latte, May 27, 2020, 02:30:28 pm
Pretty much any variation on "impregnate me, daddy""Use me to fulfill your biological imperative!"
chai tea latte, May 27, 2020, 02:30:28 pm
I don't know if this is an escalation beyond the pale, but I've put a curse on you. I'll sell you, or destroy, the painting that contains the curse for $150.Quote from
I'm dying.la petite mort
Wrought, June 28, 2020, 05:31:24 pm
Should've added some sweat drainage valves to it. Kinda like an instrument spit valve
Guy Ferrari, February 16, 2021, 10:45:21 pm
wanna make like a 50s cookbook and show me those aspics?Cause you're a real savory jelly dish.
jimandthemammograms, March 11, 2021, 12:33:54 pm
Babe, you've got that Washington Monument dick: chalk-white and completely infeasible to insert into any orifice.also they're both erect in honor of a dead president
Antivehicular, February 05, 2022, 06:38:36 am