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Title: Episode 174: Icky Pedia
Post by: Lemon on April 28, 2015, 10:07:39 pm
with Frank West Jack Chick Acierocolotl Nutshell Gulag and Lemon content for this episode was compiled by King Kalamari edited by Lemon.
So many video games are all about violence, where's the games with the sex in them? Well, it shouldn't surprise you to learn that they're here, and that's because they've been imported from Japan. Oh, and there's also a whole lot of violence involved, as well as massive amounts of misogyny and borderline beastiality. So... this is a gross one, if you haven't sussed that out yet.
We're exploring the Monster Girl Quest Wiki, an exhaustive resource for an actual JRPG about a boy who must protect his sperm from a myriad of horrifying creatures. This week, The F Plus is bummed out by Iron Maiden.
MUSIC USED: White Lung - Face Down The Cure - Torture
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Post by: Lemon on April 28, 2015, 10:08:18 pm
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 28, 2015, 10:41:07 pm
I'm pretty sure that Amira, the Unfortunate Lamia never tries to have sex with Luka.
Also, pretty upset that this song isn't the intro, or the outro apparently since I scrubbed to that just now:
e: also I could have looked at the post where it says the music used
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 28, 2015, 11:09:22 pm
I don't know if you get to it in the episode, but wrt to the question on why the monster girls feed on semen, it is because monsters keep their forms as monster girls with magic, and human dudes store a lot of magic in their sperm. It is also the reason why Luka's sword turns most of them into a normal animal after he beats them. Semen is magical, and all the monster girls are energy vampires, including the actual energy vampires. I am the MGQ expert AMA.
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Post by: Frank West on April 28, 2015, 11:29:42 pm
Well now that it's been explained, that all sounds pretty reasonable.
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 28, 2015, 11:33:28 pm
Monster Girl Quest, to everyone's surprise, is filled with stupid shit to try and explain the setting. I personally liked when it is revealed that Kitsune have the ability to read CDs by putting them in their mouth.
In the end of the episode you mention 3 games. MGQ is a 3 part rpg that somehow works in what seems like a visual novel engine. But also the start of a new 3 part series came out about 2 months ago, and it is an RPGMaker game, with a party system. hth
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Post by: BomberJacket on April 29, 2015, 12:31:15 am
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on April 29, 2015, 01:56:11 am
So. I looked at the wiki. I shouldn't have done that. It seems like a hentai artist was caught up in the "Rob Liefeld Dillema" where he sucked at drawing feet, and it spun out of control.
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Post by: Haruharuharuko on April 29, 2015, 02:08:33 am
So. I looked at the wiki. I shouldn't have done that. It seems like a hentai artist was caught up in the "Rob Liefeld Dillema" where he sucked at drawing feet, and it spun out of control. FattyBoBatty, April 29, 2015, 01:56:11 am
You'd figure that wouldn't be an issue with so many of the "creatures?" having like spider legs and goat hooves or being made of jell-o.
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Post by: Cleretic on April 29, 2015, 02:35:29 am
The actual structure of many fetish games is quite strange from a game design perspective, because like noted a couple times in the episode the thing you came in for is usually what happens when you LOSE. Winning the game is such an unappealing prospect in comparison, which makes it kind of bizarre.
The transformation fetish community has a surprisingly big game development community, and when they delve into the RPG Maker stuff it's structured exactly like this. The 'money shot' scenes are so often hidden behind game overs and generally just letting yourself lose, it's a really weird sort of flow.
Unsurprisingly for such a thing, though, they are BIG on adventure games.
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 29, 2015, 03:22:40 am
The actual structure of many fetish games is quite strange from a game design perspective, because like noted a couple times in the episode the thing you came in for is usually what happens when you LOSE. Winning the game is such an unappealing prospect in comparison, which makes it kind of bizarre.
The transformation fetish community has a surprisingly big game development community, and when they delve into the RPG Maker stuff it's structured exactly like this. The 'money shot' scenes are so often hidden behind game overs and generally just letting yourself lose, it's a really weird sort of flow.
Unsurprisingly for such a thing, though, they are BIG on adventure games. Cleretic, April 29, 2015, 02:35:29 am
MGQ has the Monsterpedia, which lets you refight them or just look at the strange descriptions like the ones read on this episode. When the earthworm girl entry mentioned that 2 of the bukkake things weren't available in the fight and 2 weren't in the game at all, it is because the Monsterpedia has an ordered list that just adds an effect to a part of the monster, but it does do a check for if the monster doesn't have that part at all.
There are two more important things about the Monsterpedia, though. The refight thing enables you to just roll on through the game, so it can be an option to alleviate the game design issue you highlighted. It also acts as a stats page that collects if you've seen an attack or lose state, so it can also be an option to play into the game design issue.
This game actually does okay in messing with your power levels to make you feel like the one-winged angel that of fucking course the main character becomes. You just dodge all the dick suckings and ruin people's shit, and every fight after a certain point has to be a boss fight. I haven't played other fetish games to compare this to, but it does seem better than a fetish game on a shitty visual novel looking engine deserves to be.
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Post by: montrith on April 29, 2015, 04:13:05 am
You know way too much about this game for it to be healthy, Minjo.
That being said, I clicked on a few random articles on that wiki and found this lovely gem.
She longs for a hero to help her receive a Pledge of Marriage from the Kraken so that Meia and her older-than-his-appearance lover, who she used charm magic on to shrink his appearance into that of a child, so that he would remain "cute", can get married.
Taking into consideration that the "hero" looks to be about 12 or so, I'm just gonna be happy that there is no Monster Boy wiki.
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Post by: Isfahan on April 29, 2015, 06:36:11 am
"Fun" Fact: About a third of the monster designs are even worse than the ones in this episode, in no small part due to the shift in focus from monsters to angels. It changes from being the bottom barrel Blank-Taurs like the sea cucumber girl to just writhing masses of tentacles and boobs. I don't want to check how they bother making them wikia safe.
I normally wouldn't talk about a gross fetish game, but I feel a bit compelled because this silly bullshit was two of like maybe three conversations I had with a cool internet acquaintance who killed herself last summer.
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Post by: CormansInferno on April 29, 2015, 11:04:21 am
"Fun" Fact: This type of stuff getting more extreme is also partially gross American nerds' fault, since the Japan's dropping fertility rate means that one of the things still propping up the anime/anime porn industry is American dollars (not as much as the boom years of last decade, but more than enough to have an influence), so it creates a godawful feedback loop of fetishes. For example, there's a much less reprehensible, but still weird and porny, monster girl harem comic that is apparently only moderately popular in Japan, but has consistently been #1 on the New York Times' Best-Seller List.
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Post by: advancedclass on April 29, 2015, 11:07:46 am
Sorry this is the episode you're back for, Nutshell!
Does the existence of this thing mean the Pokegirls guys can stop and focus on things that aren't ruining shit Portaxx likes? Or is the fact that this is a real thing that exists mean that someone has "sold out" the fetish?
Nice work on the doc, King Kalamari. I'm particularly taken by this unread gem: "Hornet girls are incapable of mating, although they do still feel lust, especially in their vagina".
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 29, 2015, 11:11:52 am
"Fun" Fact: This type of stuff getting more extreme is also partially gross American nerds' fault, since the Japan's dropping fertility rate means that one of the things still propping up the anime/anime porn industry is American dollars (not as much as the boom years of last decade, but more than enough to have an influence), so it creates a godawful feedback loop of fetishes. For example, there's a much less reprehensible, but still weird and porny, monster girl harem comic that is apparently only moderately popular in Japan, but has consistently been #1 on the New York Times' Best-Seller List. CormansInferno, April 29, 2015, 11:04:21 am
That monster girl manga is getting an anime, for another fun fact.
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Post by: LINDA on April 29, 2015, 11:46:56 am
Not even 10 minutes into this episode and I already found my new user title
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Post by: A Meat on April 29, 2015, 12:07:17 pm
I honestly didn't find this topic too offensive, sure it's about a game about having sex with Cronenberg-esque fleshbeasts, but it's just so so so far removed from reality for people who like it to do something about it in real life.
Oddly enough, related to hentai and games, I tried to make an e-hentai.org doc, and I discovered that a bunch of their forums are about this text-based adventure RPG game they have partially incorporated into their porn site, that seems to be a fairly complex game with a ton of stuff in it.
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Post by: Lemon on April 29, 2015, 12:27:39 pm
By strange coincidence, looks like this just launched today.
(http://i.imgur.com/XarheFr.png)
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Post by: LINDA on April 29, 2015, 12:46:14 pm
This reminds me of a weird browser hentai/furry/etc etc text adventure rpg someone linked me to once. My character started out as a normal human but ended up with like five penises all of varied lengths, four breasts, and demon characteristics.
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Post by: a gross spider on April 29, 2015, 12:59:42 pm
Okay yeah this episode was infinitely more upsetting than dickbugs good job guys.
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Post by: Digital Walnut on April 29, 2015, 02:02:48 pm
"Fun" Fact: About a third of the monster designs are even worse than the ones in this episode, in no small part due to the shift in focus from monsters to angels. It changes from being the bottom barrel Blank-Taurs like the sea cucumber girl to just writhing masses of tentacles and boobs. I don't want to check how they bother making them wikia safe. RedMinjo, April 29, 2015, 10:06:58 am
Oh Jesus, you're not kidding. I want to know the creative process that goes into making these.
"What would really challenge our hero to keep his junk in his pants? Maybe a topless angel... and her lower body will be a monster that has a mouth full of boobs and a vagina(?) for an esophagus. I'll have to add some tentacles somewhere in there because this is Japan and people have expectations."
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Post by: Lemon on April 29, 2015, 02:05:56 pm
Whoops, thanks. White Drugs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA0OVDCzlEs) are pretty good too, fyi.
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Post by: Cat Planet on April 29, 2015, 03:31:39 pm
Okay yeah this episode was infinitely more upsetting than dickbugs good job guys. a gross spider, April 29, 2015, 12:59:42 pm
Even Maggot Faggot would be grossed out by this wiki.
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Post by: KingKalamari on April 29, 2015, 03:58:33 pm
The thing that sticks out for me in this and a bunch of recent episodes is the recurring theme of these weird sex fantasies lasting forever.
We saw it here with the monsters that either kidnap or absorb the hero and fuck him forever We saw it in MudkipLover's wedgie fantasies where unspecified beings made him live forever so he was always being wedgied We saw it in the tickling episode where a bunch of the scenarios involved the fantasizer dying and being tickled forever in the afterlife
My question is what about this is so appealing to people? I wouldn't want anything like that to last forever, I've got stuff to do! Is it that these fetishists have so little going on in their life that masturbating to fetish shit is the only pleasure they get out of life anymore? Do they really not have anything else they'd rather do with themselves?
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Post by: advancedclass on April 29, 2015, 04:12:37 pm
The thing that sticks out for me in this and a bunch of recent episodes is the recurring theme of these weird sex fantasies lasting forever. KingKalamari, April 29, 2015, 03:58:33 pm
Or in the case of this one, the number where the monsters specifically sex the dude to death. That seems to go beyond the whole domination/submission/humiliation theme that runs through all those foreverally tied up fetishes; is it just people who have a suicidal element to their psychoses or is there something else going on? Some weird little Darwinian selection element in the brain that is trying to destroy this before it has a chance to reproduce?
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Post by: montrith on April 29, 2015, 04:16:03 pm
The simplest explanation: "This orgasm feels awesome! I wish it lasted longer."
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Post by: Puppy Time on April 29, 2015, 04:36:33 pm
My question is what about this is so appealing to people? I wouldn't want anything like that to last forever, I've got stuff to do! Is it that these fetishists have so little going on in their life that masturbating to fetish shit is the only pleasure they get out of life anymore? Do they really not have anything else they'd rather do with themselves? KingKalamari, April 29, 2015, 03:58:33 pm
I assume that it's a bit of everything. Though, if you've gotten to the point that you're making a huge video game devoted to your fetish, that probably indicates that you're not really doing that well in any other aspects of your life, so presumably you're too depressed and mired in anhedonia to imagine enjoying anything other than constant orgasm.
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Post by: Isfahan on April 29, 2015, 05:12:35 pm
but god damn the monsterfuckers found this episode quickly
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Post by: Puppy Time on April 29, 2015, 05:37:03 pm
There is definitely an overlap between "internet weirdos" and "people who like to (listen to funny people) make fun of internet weirdos." It only stands to reason that a few of them would lack the sense to understand that, just because this episode features their personal weirdness, doesn't mean that we want to know that detail of their lives.
Probably the most surreal thing about all these fetish episodes is not the fetishes themselves, but that people actively seek out places to talk about their fetish. I can't imagine wanting someone to know about my sex life.
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Post by: Cleretic on April 29, 2015, 07:21:16 pm
The thing that sticks out for me in this and a bunch of recent episodes is the recurring theme of these weird sex fantasies lasting forever. KingKalamari, April 29, 2015, 03:58:33 pm
In this case, maybe that's just part of the game thing. All these sex scenes are failure states and game overs, so just from a game design perspective they have to be some sort of punishment, and they have to stick.
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on April 30, 2015, 12:58:45 am
This is too real of a thing
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Post by: QueenSyreen on April 30, 2015, 01:18:05 am
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, that was an episode. I just want to say it was a good one, I was laughing really hard all throughout. For some reason "I'm looking out for your boner. I really am." really got me, I dunno, it's so hilarious in the context of probably a whole hundred episodes of Lemon NOT looking out for anyone's boners.
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Post by: YetAnotherAmber on April 30, 2015, 01:31:01 am
sea cucumber girl might be the grossest design i have ever seen. just. there is absolutely nothing appealing about any aspect of that. torsos should not be put at right angles to gross fleshy cylinders.
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 30, 2015, 01:48:47 am
sea cucumber girl might be the grossest design i have ever seen. just. there is absolutely nothing appealing about any aspect of that. torsos should not be put at right angles to gross fleshy cylinders. YetAnotherAmber, April 30, 2015, 01:31:01 am
Like one of those water snake toys but with tentacles and half a girl stuck to it. It's pretty funny.
e: also pretty funny: those water snake toys. Way too much fun for just being a cylinder with water and glitter inside that also can like fold in on itself.
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Post by: Deep 13 on April 30, 2015, 07:34:41 am
So. I looked at the wiki. I shouldn't have done that. It seems like a hentai artist was caught up in the "Rob Liefeld Dillema" where he sucked at drawing feet, and it spun out of control. FattyBoBatty, April 29, 2015, 01:56:11 am
Yeah. There are frighteningly disgusting depths to this wiki. Like a girl who's flesh, aside from the head and part of the chest, is all intestines. I recommend having a vomit bucket handy.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 30, 2015, 07:58:33 am
I just listened again. Does that guy just think he's not good enough for shellfish girl or something?
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Post by: Knitting Machine on April 30, 2015, 10:25:41 am
I just listened again. Does that guy just think he's not good enough for shellfish girl or something? moooo566, April 30, 2015, 07:58:33 am
I was confused about that too. Maybe he's afraid of commitment?
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Post by: advancedclass on April 30, 2015, 10:32:44 am
I just listened again. Does that guy just think he's not good enough for shellfish girl or something? moooo566, April 30, 2015, 07:58:33 am
I thought he was implying that her 'game over' state, instead of jizzing to death, being forced into a wedding with shellfish girl before she'll let you have sex with her and then when you try to leave her to find more monstergirls to sleep with, she always has a new list of chores for you to do, and those chores only sometimes involve bukake.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on April 30, 2015, 10:57:15 am
I looked it up and yeah, that's what Shellfish Girl does. Traps you forever and forced you to live like a married couple.
“An aquatic monster that often infests beaches. Able to catch men off guard by her human female form, she catches men in her shell and squeezes out their semen. Since they do not generally eat too much, the Shellfish Girl doesn’t kill her catch by sucking out too much. For some reason, they tend to fall in love very quickly, claiming that they have met their “Man of Destiny”. Once they fall in love, they will confine him in her shell and forcefully mate. They mate by wrapping the man’s penis directly in her fallopian tube. Unfortunately for the male, once the mating finishes, it isn’t possible to separate from her. Like that they will live out the rest of their lives together as a married couple. Though the Shellfish Girl doesn’t intend harm, they are a rather troublesome monster.”
Someone, somewhere, is jerking off to that.
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Post by: Waifu Haver on April 30, 2015, 11:05:05 am
long time listener first time caller, i played through this game in its entirety last week because my hobby is reading horrifying pornography so now i get to pass the savings on to YOU
unfortunately seeing this stuff out of context is a lot funnier than actually having it in context, since the game is just a standard jrpg except theyre way more up front about everything being sexualised. as far as horrifying pornography goes not even in my top ten, mostly just dressed up vore. the impression i had was that its written as satire, like 'hey lets see you jerk it to THIS' that then gets into more story stuff later, except then this wiki was written by people who actually do jerk it to this so they apparently didnt pick up on that. thats me wanting to believe in a just world, anyway, maybe i had the wrong impression while playing it
by the way the monsters featured in this are like mid-level weird. if you want to see the actual depths of what people find attractive i recommend looking up the angels, specifically berryelle, revel, wormiel, or silkiel. i do not recommend looking up any of those things in any other situation. please contact your doctor before looking at anything related to monster girl quest
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Post by: Puppy Time on April 30, 2015, 11:54:50 am
the impression i had was that its written as satire, like 'hey lets see you jerk it to THIS' that then gets into more story stuff later, Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 11:05:05 am
Oh you sweet summer child...
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Post by: NutshellGulag on April 30, 2015, 12:04:39 pm
I'm not! Every time someone said a "______ Girl" name, the song "Punk Rock Girl" would pop into my head. It was great!
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Post by: Waifu Haver on April 30, 2015, 12:41:31 pm
the impression i had was that its written as satire, like 'hey lets see you jerk it to THIS' that then gets into more story stuff later, Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 11:05:05 am
hey im just speaking from experience, some of the artists obviously didnt get the memo from the author. like, say, the artist who drew almost all of the large 'tentacle' and 'vore' categories, plus most of the ones featured in this episode
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Post by: QueenSyreen on April 30, 2015, 12:46:26 pm
long time listener first time caller, i played through this game in its entirety last week because my hobby is reading horrifying pornography so now i get to pass the savings on to YOU
unfortunately seeing this stuff out of context is a lot funnier than actually having it in context, since the game is just a standard jrpg except theyre way more up front about everything being sexualised. as far as horrifying pornography goes not even in my top ten, mostly just dressed up vore. the impression i had was that its written as satire, like 'hey lets see you jerk it to THIS' that then gets into more story stuff later, except then this wiki was written by people who actually do jerk it to this so they apparently didnt pick up on that. thats me wanting to believe in a just world, anyway, maybe i had the wrong impression while playing it
by the way the monsters featured in this are like mid-level weird. if you want to see the actual depths of what people find attractive i recommend looking up the angels, specifically berryelle, revel, wormiel, or silkiel. i do not recommend looking up any of those things in any other situation. please contact your doctor before looking at anything related to monster girl quest Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 11:05:05 am
Wormiel is something ELSE, A +, genuinely glad to have viewed this with my own two eyes. This game really gets into unique categories of gross and weird, and that's an experience I treasure.
I dunno like I feel like why would anyone make a game that seems lengthy and well done and complete as a satire to mock people who jerk off to strange things? I think after getting halfway through this only monetary return would compel a person onward and even if this was meant as a jest eventually the sheer scope of it would force a person to take it somewhat seriously. Imagine being the person with the hubris to make a monster girl game as a cruel joke finding out halfway through hat they need to appeal to true fetishists to justify it this is a fucking actual tragedy
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Post by: RedMinjo on April 30, 2015, 02:04:49 pm
long time listener first time caller, i played through this game in its entirety last week because my hobby is reading horrifying pornography so now i get to pass the savings on to YOU
unfortunately seeing this stuff out of context is a lot funnier than actually having it in context, since the game is just a standard jrpg except theyre way more up front about everything being sexualised. as far as horrifying pornography goes not even in my top ten, mostly just dressed up vore. the impression i had was that its written as satire, like 'hey lets see you jerk it to THIS' that then gets into more story stuff later, except then this wiki was written by people who actually do jerk it to this so they apparently didnt pick up on that. thats me wanting to believe in a just world, anyway, maybe i had the wrong impression while playing it
by the way the monsters featured in this are like mid-level weird. if you want to see the actual depths of what people find attractive i recommend looking up the angels, specifically berryelle, revel, wormiel, or silkiel. i do not recommend looking up any of those things in any other situation. please contact your doctor before looking at anything related to monster girl quest Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 11:05:05 am
Wormiel is something ELSE, A +, genuinely glad to have viewed this with my own two eyes. This game really gets into unique categories of gross and weird, and that's an experience I treasure.
I dunno like I feel like why would anyone make a game that seems lengthy and well done and complete as a satire to mock people who jerk off to strange things? I think after getting halfway through this only monetary return would compel a person onward and even if this was meant as a jest eventually the sheer scope of it would force a person to take it somewhat seriously. Imagine being the person with the hubris to make a monster girl game as a cruel joke finding out halfway through hat they need to appeal to true fetishists to justify it this is a fucking actual tragedy QueenSyreen, April 30, 2015, 12:46:26 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that if you don't just pirate it, the game is like $30. Per part. So $90.
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Post by: Waifu Haver on April 30, 2015, 02:10:27 pm
I dunno like I feel like why would anyone make a game that seems lengthy and well done and complete as a satire to mock people who jerk off to strange things? I think after getting halfway through this only monetary return would compel a person onward and even if this was meant as a jest eventually the sheer scope of it would force a person to take it somewhat seriously. Imagine being the person with the hubris to make a monster girl game as a cruel joke finding out halfway through hat they need to appeal to true fetishists to justify it this is a fucking actual tragedy QueenSyreen, April 30, 2015, 12:46:26 pm
i think what does separate this from something like, say, pokegirls is that even within the context of the game, the monster girls are seen as horrifying and inhuman. in most things where the whole idea is for you to jerk off its like 'yeah sure its socially acceptable to put your dick in this thing that looks like jeff goldblum from the end of the fly' because the guy sitting with his dick in his hand wants to feel like hes doing the world a service. as someone said before, just about all of the h-scenes are also game over screens, so the mechanics of the game itself are telling you to not jerk off, the characters in the game all vilify people who even associate with monsters, the character that you are controlling in the game wants humans and monsters to get along but by no means wants to get down and dirty with weird vore shit, the other more normal monsters are put off by the weirder ones, even god shows up a few times to go 'yo, son, naw'. literally everything in the game tells you not to get eaten by sea cucumber girl, as should every part of human decency. except people just ignore all of that because they cant get over iron maiden v2, the more tentacle-y version of iron maiden
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Post by: chai tea latte on April 30, 2015, 02:16:48 pm
i think you're seriously underestimating how much gross nerds are into being sexually humiliated
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on April 30, 2015, 02:17:23 pm
I'm not! Every time someone said a "______ Girl" name, the song "Punk Rock Girl" would pop into my head. It was great! NutshellGulag, April 30, 2015, 12:04:39 pm
"Big Lizard-Girl in My Backyard"
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Post by: Lemon on April 30, 2015, 02:35:45 pm
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Post by: montrith on April 30, 2015, 03:31:53 pm
First comment on Wormiel.
I want to marry her. 15 days ago by Dutch brony fan
I also click on random pages a few times, and I'm gonna warn everyone about Lilith & Lilim. That page has naked loli incest, so avoid at all costs.
Oh and Virtue Revel is described gross even by the forum members, possibly because she seems to have some sort of unbirthing thing going on.
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on April 30, 2015, 07:44:34 pm
A friend of mine recently said this on tumblr, and I would not be surprised if it was specifically because of this episode:
The bizarrely recurring eroge trope of semen being some high commodity to monstergirls/magic users is my favourite thing on the planet bc is basically the writers flat out admitting that their protagonist is so boring and unlikable that the only way he will ever manage to become intimate with a woman is if it is somehow tantamount to her survival.
And I think that’s beautiful.
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Post by: Puppy Time on April 30, 2015, 09:15:47 pm
literally everything in the game tells you not to get eaten by sea cucumber girl, as should every part of human decency. except people just ignore all of that because they cant get over iron maiden v2, the more tentacle-y version of iron maiden Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 02:10:27 pm
From the wiki:
Able to shrink her inner wall, the Sea Cucumber Girl is able to give an amazingly pleasurable squeezing stimulation.
YEP THAT SURE READS LIKE SOMETHING NOT WRITTEN BY A PENIS! Case closed, this was secretly horror that somehow got erotica spilled on it, and not just horrific porn made by people with boners for dominatrixes in rubber masks!
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Post by: Cyberventurer on April 30, 2015, 10:15:09 pm
i think what does separate this from something like, say, pokegirls is that even within the context of the game, the monster girls are seen as horrifying and inhuman. in most things where the whole idea is for you to jerk off its like 'yeah sure its socially acceptable to put your dick in this thing that looks like jeff goldblum from the end of the fly' because the guy sitting with his dick in his hand wants to feel like hes doing the world a service. as someone said before, just about all of the h-scenes are also game over screens, so the mechanics of the game itself are telling you to not jerk off, the characters in the game all vilify people who even associate with monsters, the character that you are controlling in the game wants humans and monsters to get along but by no means wants to get down and dirty with weird vore shit, the other more normal monsters are put off by the weirder ones, even god shows up a few times to go 'yo, son, naw'. literally everything in the game tells you not to get eaten by sea cucumber girl, as should every part of human decency. except people just ignore all of that because they cant get over iron maiden v2, the more tentacle-y version of iron maiden Waifu Haver, April 30, 2015, 02:10:27 pm
Admittedly I've never heard of monster girls or this "game" before this episode but considering that I hear all of the game over states lead to the character getting raped, maybe that's supposed to be its appeal to the player? It seems easier explained that the game's posturing about warning the player not to get raped is just there as an excuse to rape the character.
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Post by: Runic on April 30, 2015, 10:49:52 pm
Random thoughts:
The claim that the Iron Maiden was a torture device invented in the nineteenth century is correct. Note that it doesn't say it was used, but it is a torture device and was invented in the nineteenth century. That checks out.
Iron Maiden is an awesome band man. You know in Rime of the Ancient Mariner when it goes waaah and then there's the spoken word bit and it goes all soothing and then it starts building up and then "comes the raaaaaain!" and it's all budubudum that parts so badass man. Iron Maiden is a great band.
I am really disappointed that you didn't read Hornet Girl, because then we would have gotten the phrase "Because they are workers in the bee hive, Hornet Girls are incapable of mating, although they do still feel lust, especially in their vagina."
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Post by: Waifu Haver on May 01, 2015, 09:24:26 am
From the wiki:
Able to shrink her inner wall, the Sea Cucumber Girl is able to give an amazingly pleasurable squeezing stimulation.
YEP THAT SURE READS LIKE SOMETHING NOT WRITTEN BY A PENIS! Case closed, this was secretly horror that somehow got erotica spilled on it, and not just horrific porn made by people with boners for dominatrixes in rubber masks! Puppy Time, April 30, 2015, 09:15:47 pm
hey i never said the people on the wiki werent complete lunatics, thats their problem
Admittedly I've never heard of monster girls or this "game" before this episode but considering that I hear all of the game over states lead to the character getting raped, maybe that's supposed to be its appeal to the player? It seems easier explained that the game's posturing about warning the player not to get raped is just there as an excuse to rape the character. Cyberventurer, April 30, 2015, 10:15:09 pm
thats DEFINITELY a major thing, no doubt about it. theres actually a few game overs that are normal game overs but you can basically round it up to 100% of the endings, and it really pervades the writing a LOT. going off what i said the main character being raped is played off to a way greater extent, so id definitely agree with you on that. plus its something that comes up in a decent amount of other games and 'games' of this sort. japan is weird about all that
this is way more than i expected to talk about weird porn
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Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on May 01, 2015, 12:28:58 pm
How do all of these monsters get to his dick? Like, does he just have it flapping about? Why doesn't he wear a chastity belt?
These are the questions I'm choosing to ask, rather than more obvious, depressing ones.
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Post by: advancedclass on May 01, 2015, 12:38:11 pm
How do all of these monsters get to his dick? Like, does he just have it flapping about? Why doesn't he wear a chastity belt?
These are the questions I'm choosing to ask, rather than more obvious, depressing ones. FattyBoBatty, May 01, 2015, 12:28:58 pm
Look, you need a quick access port in your armour in case you need to piss in the woods. It's not this dude's fault that monsters take advantage of that hole.
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 01, 2015, 01:55:32 pm
From the wiki:
Able to shrink her inner wall, the Sea Cucumber Girl is able to give an amazingly pleasurable squeezing stimulation.
YEP THAT SURE READS LIKE SOMETHING NOT WRITTEN BY A PENIS! Case closed, this was secretly horror that somehow got erotica spilled on it, and not just horrific porn made by people with boners for dominatrixes in rubber masks! Puppy Time, April 30, 2015, 09:15:47 pm
hey i never said the people on the wiki werent complete lunatics, thats their problem [snip] Waifu Haver, May 01, 2015, 09:24:26 am
That's not wiki original content, that's in the game.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 01, 2015, 01:58:12 pm
Most of them have tentacles or claws or something to tear at his clothes. The real question is, how does earthworm girl do literally anything?
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 01, 2015, 01:59:51 pm
Most of them have tentacles or claws or something to tear at his clothes. The real question is, how does earthworm girl do literally anything? moooo566, May 01, 2015, 01:58:12 pm
You mean like how half of her body has a spine and half doesn't, or attacking?
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on May 02, 2015, 03:07:55 am
I hadn't actually thought that deeply about earthworm girl's biology. I was just thinking that she didn't really have the tools to shove thing's up Luka's butt.
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Post by: Isfahan on May 02, 2015, 09:47:20 am
apparently step one in being a successful adventurer in this world is cutting your balls off
all the monsters lose interest in you then
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 02, 2015, 11:11:09 am
How do all of these monsters get to his dick? Like, does he just have it flapping about? Why doesn't he wear a chastity belt?
These are the questions I'm choosing to ask, rather than more obvious, depressing ones. FattyBoBatty, May 01, 2015, 12:28:58 pm
Look, you need a quick access port in your armour in case you need to piss in the woods. It's not this dude's fault that monsters take advantage of that hole. advancedclass, May 01, 2015, 12:38:11 pm
Haha, he doesn't have armor, he just has a shirt and pants. And a "sword (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlquest/images/7/77/Angel_Halo.png/revision/latest?cb=20120313222138)." The quotation marks are not meant to be euphemistic, they are meant to convey that, at best, that might be called a fucked up mace.
Title: Episode 174: Icky Pedia
Post by: RedMinjo on May 02, 2015, 12:18:01 pm
apparently step one in being a successful adventurer in this world is cutting your balls off
There is a lady human adventurer in this game, but because she doesn't have a magic sword made of dead angels, the blessing of the 4 elementals, and also isn't half angel like of course the hero is, she can't do shit.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2015, 12:33:48 pm
presumably having poisonous jizz would solve any and all problems the hero has
such as living in a fucked up world filled with cum-guzzling flesh-beasts
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Post by: CaptainLaserPants on May 02, 2015, 01:36:37 pm
There is a lady human adventurer in this game, but because she doesn't have a magic sword made of dead angels, the blessing of the 4 elementals, and also isn't half angel like of course the hero is, she can't do shit. RedMinjo, May 02, 2015, 12:18:01 pm
Not gonna lie, a sword made of dead angels is kind of cool.
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Post by: A Meat on May 02, 2015, 01:37:57 pm
There is a lady human adventurer in this game, but because she doesn't have a magic sword made of dead angels, the blessing of the 4 elementals, and also isn't half angel like of course the hero is, she can't do shit. RedMinjo, May 02, 2015, 12:18:01 pm
Not gonna lie, a sword made of dead angels is kind of cool. CaptainLaserPants, May 02, 2015, 01:36:37 pm
Yeah, but there are other games where you can fight grotesque monsters with a sword made out of angels that don't involve fucking the aforementioned monsters.
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Post by: Glitterbomber on May 02, 2015, 03:02:36 pm
Yea I'd play a game where a major element of it was having to straight up murder angels to make a sword from them and the angels were proper angels that are straight up cosmic horrors outside of human morality and all.
Notice how 'made of tits' never came up there.
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Post by: A Meat on May 04, 2015, 05:44:23 am
Yea I'd play a game where a major element of it was having to straight up murder angels to make a sword from them and the angels were proper angels that are straight up cosmic horrors outside of human morality and all.
I don't remember off the top of my head which Shin Megami Tensei games have you trading in demons and angels for radical weapons made out of their essence or something. I think Soul Hackers does, but it doesn't have you murdering cosmic horror angels much, it's mostly about a cyberpunk vision quest to save your girlfriend from demonic possession, sort of. You should probably start with a more modern one like SMT:Nocturne or SMT IV though.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 04, 2015, 12:00:12 pm
I don't remember off the top of my head which Shin Megami Tensei games have you trading in demons and angels for radical weapons made out of their essence or something. A Meat, May 04, 2015, 05:44:23 am
I know you can do this in Persona 3 and 4.
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 04, 2015, 02:36:39 pm
For the record I'm in the middle of listening to this episode and I realized I know something about Japanese sex culture that might explain exactly what fetish the crab girl's attacks is tapping into (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland)
(I'm guessing whoever made this game had a moment where they went "oh, crabs do that thing where they bubble out of their mouths and that's totally like soap bubbles! So she has soapland-based attacks!" Which is a questionable way of thinking but far less questionable than basically fucking everything in this game)
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 04, 2015, 07:02:01 pm
For the record I'm in the middle of listening to this episode and I realized I know something about Japanese sex culture that might explain exactly what fetish the crab girl's attacks is tapping into (http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soapland)
(I'm guessing whoever made this game had a moment where they went "oh, crabs do that thing where they bubble out of their mouths and that's totally like soap bubbles! So she has soapland-based attacks!" Which is a questionable way of thinking but far less questionable than basically fucking everything in this game) Tiny Prancer, May 04, 2015, 02:36:39 pm
Today, I have learned a thing.
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Post by: Down10 on May 04, 2015, 07:03:08 pm
We brought this up in our discussion about Corruption of Champions (http://ballp.it/index.php?topic=80.0) a while back, but this episode raises the issue again: Sex, as it is portrayed in Monster GIrl Quest and in CoC, is so inscrutable and separated from actual eroticism that it is reduced into being another light aspect of an RPG. Like magic, sex is just as foreign an entity to the players of this game. You'd think a game filled with fucking and semen and tits and cocks would contain some part about it being sexy, right? But it's so meaningless and detached from reality that it becomes decoration. The hyper-perverse treatment of sex goes past being unrealistic into a kind of inert status, where a girl being magical and sexual are equivalent embellishments upon which to dress up a blank palette of a non-existant fantasy being.
This game, filled with sex, ends up being the opposite of sexy.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 04, 2015, 09:20:59 pm
The combat in this game appears to be your typical shitty JRPG combat, which also makes me wonder what the logistics of masturbating to it are going to be. Are you just constantly going at it throughout the entire thing? Only when you go into battles? Only when you lose the battles? The scheduling baffles me.
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Post by: Haruharuharuko on May 05, 2015, 12:21:44 am
The combat in this game appears to be your typical shitty JRPG combat, which also makes me wonder what the logistics of masturbating to it are going to be. Are you just constantly going at it throughout the entire thing? Only when you go into battles? Only when you lose the battles? The scheduling baffles me. EYE OF ZA, May 04, 2015, 09:20:59 pm
It's boners all the way down.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 05, 2015, 08:01:01 am
Given the general theme of "little to no thought given to mechanics," I am going to assume that the designer wasn't really giving a lot of thought to that, and was more focused on coming up with a puzzling array of weird shit and explaining why a little boy is sent instead of somebody competent. To bastardize Tom Lehrer, "If the dongers come up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."
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Post by: Frank West on May 08, 2015, 10:56:33 am
Yea I'd play a game where a major element of it was having to straight up murder angels to make a sword from them and the angels were proper angels that are straight up cosmic horrors outside of human morality and all.
This is basically the plot of bayonetta, except I guess your weapons are actually made of demons and not angels.
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Post by: Odd on May 09, 2015, 11:11:10 pm
I'm not even halfway done listening to the episode but I had to show that NutshellGulag is a descendant of Nostradamus with the same mythological abilities to predict great disasters.
BEHOLD, a very complicated collaborative fantasy about Food Girls: https://archive.moe/co/thread/71482280/ (https://archive.moe/co/thread/71482280/) https://archive.moe/co/thread/71556500/ (https://archive.moe/co/thread/71556500/)
BEHOLD, a manga about a Tape Worm Girl: http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kisei-kanojo-sana-parasistence-sana-r9132 (http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/kisei-kanojo-sana-parasistence-sana-r9132)
Nutshellagulamus is our modern messiah and Nutshellagulamus sounds like a delicious pasta dish.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 10, 2015, 09:17:12 am
The sad thing is, I was expecting a completely different collaborative food girl fantasy setting. (The one I was thinking involved jello ladies.) That one was a bit remarkable for not being animu influenced, at least. Japan is really into making cute girl mascots of EVERYTHING.
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Post by: Odd on May 10, 2015, 02:11:25 pm
Indeed, there are official anime "mascot girls" of plenty of products in Japan. From carbonated water to fleshlights. And it seems the most popular online RPG right now is about anthropomorphised historic battleships.
The rise in popularity of monster girls is a whole can of new can of worms that I think is influenced by two things: -Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn. -Sexual and romantic submission. A LOT of these monster girl fantasies, not only in this game but in similar projects, involve the male being pursued and turned into the monster's loving fucktoy for the rest of his life. No pesky dating, just straight up permanent relationships with your monster waifu.
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Post by: Cat Planet on May 10, 2015, 02:23:28 pm
To quote I think Lemon from the F List episode, "if jerking off is where it's gonna be, you might as well take your dick on a journey".
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Post by: A Meat on May 10, 2015, 02:29:44 pm
Indeed, there are official anime "mascot girls" of plenty of products in Japan. From carbonated water to fleshlights. And it seems the most popular online RPG right now is about anthropomorphised historic battleships.
The rise in popularity of monster girls is a whole can of new can of worms that I think is influenced by two things: -Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn. -Sexual and romantic submission. A LOT of these monster girl fantasies, not only in this game but in similar projects, involve the male being pursued and turned into the monster's loving fucktoy for the rest of his life. No pesky dating, just straight up permanent relationships with your monster waifu. Odd, May 10, 2015, 02:11:25 pm
Alternatively, with all the anthropomorphized anime girls it has an element of subservience attached to the girl, where the creepo geek stand-in literally owns the person they're fucking as an object.
Fuck Kancolle forever. But also thanks to the waifu goddess for having these creeps move to something so unabashedly terrible and pandering, for quick and easy judgement. It's like if you made a Hetalia monster girl quest.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 10, 2015, 02:38:05 pm
-Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn. Odd, May 10, 2015, 02:11:25 pm
I seem to recall this being a Thing with heavy porn users in general: as they grow more accustomed to particular things, they feel the need for something more extreme for stimulation. I can only assume this is addictive behaviour stemming from something like anhedonia, since personal anecdata has been that there's no real dropoff in enjoyment of porn stuff.
Basically, like most weird animu shit, these people need to get off the computer and go outside and hang out with non-animes for a while.
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Post by: Cat Planet on May 10, 2015, 02:48:02 pm
"Fetish drift" is basically the hedonic threadmill for internet perverts
Fuck Kancolle forever. But also thanks to the waifu goddess for having these creeps move to something so unabashedly terrible and pandering, for quick and easy judgement. It's like if you made a Hetalia monster girl quest. A Meat, May 10, 2015, 02:29:44 pm
4th of the Mutsuki-class destroyers, 'Uzuki'-pyon. From convoy escorting to capture operations, I worked re~ally hard! Near the end I was loaded up with lots of machine-guns to down them all! U-chan won't be sunk by bombers!
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Post by: crow on May 10, 2015, 03:17:50 pm
Indeed, there are official anime "mascot girls" of plenty of products in Japan. From carbonated water to fleshlights. And it seems the most popular online RPG right now is about anthropomorphised historic battleships.
The rise in popularity of monster girls is a whole can of new can of worms that I think is influenced by two things: -Japanese and American geeks who have grown bored with masturbating to the quaint regular quantity of human body parts an anime can have after spending copious hours masturbating to anime girls with every hair color possible. Our minds always crave new things, so I think this is what happens when you become too bored with your regular hardcore porn. -Sexual and romantic submission. A LOT of these monster girl fantasies, not only in this game but in similar projects, involve the male being pursued and turned into the monster's loving fucktoy for the rest of his life. No pesky dating, just straight up permanent relationships with your monster waifu. Odd, May 10, 2015, 02:11:25 pm
Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny.
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Post by: Cat Planet on May 10, 2015, 03:21:52 pm
Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny. Smoking Crow, May 10, 2015, 03:17:50 pm
A monster, though still a young girl. Even so, she holds insane strength that shouldn't be underestimated. This Goblin Girl appears to have become a thief, stealing from travelers and merchants. In addition, she has been known to attack and rape young men.
Since their diet is similar to humans, she only attacks young men for fun. With her already tight vagina, the Goblin Girl also has muscles that she can control at will to adjust her own tightness. Her ultimate attack is [Super Tightening], in which she uses all of her muscles at the same time to force the person she's raping to orgasm in an instant.
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Post by: LINDA on May 11, 2015, 11:55:26 am
And the trend has spread far and wide. On Deviantart the other day I saw "IE-san." Companion to Opera-kun, Chrome-tan and Firefox-san.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 11, 2015, 12:08:28 pm
Don't rationalize or explain strange behavior, it makes it less funny. Smoking Crow, May 10, 2015, 03:17:50 pm
I cannot disagree with this more. Funny behavior is funny behavior, and finding the idea of being vore'd by some kind of blobstrosity with a ladytorso on top to be hot is freakin hilarious because SERIOUSLY HOW DID YOU GET THERE. What sort of person are you that you take all the steps to get there and never once think, "Hm, this is getting a little bizarre. Maybe I should rethink the life choices I am making."
And then someone makes an ENTIRE GAME of that, AND THEN several other someones make a wiki devoted to that game.
Nothing about that is not funny.
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Post by: Knitting Machine on May 11, 2015, 12:19:24 pm
Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.
Nope.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 11, 2015, 01:26:20 pm
And the trend has spread far and wide. On Deviantart the other day I saw "IE-san." Companion to Opera-kun, Chrome-tan and Firefox-san. eudo, May 11, 2015, 11:55:26 am
I believe you mean Inori Aizawa, the official Microsoft anime mascot of Internet Explorer.
This was posted by Inori Aizawa's Facebook page: (https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/s960x960/1782298_547327325383012_337602979_o.png)
Yeah, that's the anime personification of Internet Explorer as a My Little Pony.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 11, 2015, 01:29:46 pm
(https://scontent-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/1926283_564784803637264_1628252060_o.jpg) Here, have a shonen manga version of the Internet Explorer Official Anime Mascot to cleanse your palate.
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Post by: LINDA on May 11, 2015, 03:44:42 pm
Oh thank you, I feel so much better now.
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Post by: Isfahan on May 11, 2015, 06:33:01 pm
Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.
I guarantee you that some Japanese sadsack read that comic, threw his head back, yelled "NOT ENOUGH TITS" in Japanese, and got busy making a be-tittied version for other sadsacks to yank it to. Because that's how the world gets shit like this.
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Post by: Knitting Machine on May 12, 2015, 07:14:49 am
Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.
I guarantee you that some Japanese sadsack read that comic, threw his head back, yelled "NOT ENOUGH TITS" in Japanese, and got busy making a be-tittied version for other sadsacks to yank it to. Because that's how the world gets shit like this. Isfahan, May 11, 2015, 06:33:01 pm
Yeah, the comic was more "guy has to wear diving helmet to visit his mermaid girlfriend!" not "ETERNAL HANDJOB TORTURE"
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Post by: goombapolice on May 12, 2015, 09:45:34 am
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 12, 2015, 10:07:30 am
The eternal fucks it up.
I would totally buy a demo off Handjob Torture though. They could have an EP called Blasphemous Ejaculate!!
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 12, 2015, 01:17:47 pm
Once upon a time I had an ex-boyfriend who was into monster girl stuff. He used to read this porn manga that was guys who were in relationships with monster girls. And honestly, besides the porn stuff it was kinda cute. They would show the guy and girl being in a strange but healthy, loving relationship. When I read the description of this episode I kind of hoped it would be more of that.
I guarantee you that some Japanese sadsack read that comic, threw his head back, yelled "NOT ENOUGH TITS" in Japanese, and got busy making a be-tittied version for other sadsacks to yank it to. Because that's how the world gets shit like this. Isfahan, May 11, 2015, 06:33:01 pm
Yeah, the comic was more "guy has to wear diving helmet to visit his mermaid girlfriend!" not "ETERNAL HANDJOB TORTURE" KnitOneKillTwo, May 12, 2015, 07:14:49 am
Sounds like the Living with Monster Girls comics which later got made into a manga Daily Life with a Monster Girl where instead of multiple guys who all look alike, it's one guy. And that manga is being turned into an anime, because shit's popular apparently?
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 12, 2015, 04:23:16 pm
Sounds like the Living with Monster Girls comics which later got made into a manga Daily Life with a Monster Girl where instead of multiple guys who all look alike, it's one guy. And that manga is being turned into an anime, because shit's popular apparently? RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 01:17:47 pm
Did the one really come from the other? Having read both, the manga thing has absolutely none of the charm of the little internet comics. It's just generally gross from every angle. I think the only similarities are "average Japanese schmoe" and "sexy monster girls."
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Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 12, 2015, 06:22:45 pm
Sounds like the Living with Monster Girls comics which later got made into a manga Daily Life with a Monster Girl where instead of multiple guys who all look alike, it's one guy. And that manga is being turned into an anime, because shit's popular apparently? RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 01:17:47 pm
Did the one really come from the other? Having read both, the manga thing has absolutely none of the charm of the little internet comics. It's just generally gross from every angle. I think the only similarities are "average Japanese schmoe" and "sexy monster girls." Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 04:23:16 pm
Having read both as well, I'd have to agree. The former may have weird sex stuff but there's a much bigger focus on the relationship being happy and consensual than there is in the latter. The latter just feels super gross and creepy and has the added creepiness of involving a plotline that all the monster girls want to fuck him but he will literally get thrown in jail if he does because Reasons. (also it explicitly makes one of the monster girls underage so there's also a lolicon thing going on.)
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 12, 2015, 07:34:28 pm
It's basically your typical shitty harem story only with monsters.
A Centaur's Life is kind of cute if you like monster people slice of life. The first volume has some creepy shit, but after that it's mainly goofy high school kids with monster bits.
Hi I am Puppy Time and I like stuff about the daily lives of monsters.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 12, 2015, 08:13:15 pm
You know, I got curious, so I started doing some google searches. The earliest post of the boyfriend-living-with-monster-girls comics I can find is 2009. (There's a manga series by him as well that started in 2012 and is getting made into an anime.)
Monster Girl Quest was released in 2011, so the Living With Monster Girl thing does actually predate Monster Girl Quest. I have a feeling though, just from stuff I've seen, that monster girls are a "thing" that predates both of them, and people have just approached it with greater or lesser levels of Penis Frenzy.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 12, 2015, 09:06:20 pm
Yeah, it's a general Thing; catgirls and the like are kind of a precursor. Not sure whether there was a burst in popularity or whether it's just always been its own thing and the internet made it easier to find.
...now I am wondering if there's some kind of Western equivalent where people are crankin it to the old Universal Monsters. That would be pretty funny.
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 12, 2015, 09:09:48 pm
Sounds like the Living with Monster Girls comics which later got made into a manga Daily Life with a Monster Girl where instead of multiple guys who all look alike, it's one guy. And that manga is being turned into an anime, because shit's popular apparently? RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 01:17:47 pm
Did the one really come from the other? Having read both, the manga thing has absolutely none of the charm of the little internet comics. It's just generally gross from every angle. I think the only similarities are "average Japanese schmoe" and "sexy monster girls." Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 04:23:16 pm
The author is the same, the main guy looks like all the other main guys, and same with the monsters. It's Okayado on Pixiv, and his page shows both those original comics and a few pages from the new thing.
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 12, 2015, 09:21:22 pm
Yeah, it's a general Thing; catgirls and the like are kind of a precursor. Not sure whether there was a burst in popularity or whether it's just always been its own thing and the internet made it easier to find.
...now I am wondering if there's some kind of Western equivalent where people are crankin it to the old Universal Monsters. That would be pretty funny. Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 09:06:20 pm
Do you just mean like the vampires and werewolfs? Because I think that's covered under Anne Rice and Twilight.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 12, 2015, 09:25:15 pm
The author is the same, the main guy looks like all the other main guys, and same with the monsters. It's Okayado on Pixiv, and his page shows both those original comics and a few pages from the new thing. RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 09:09:48 pm
Jesus Christ. That's like starting out with a good grilled burger and then serving a McDonald's quarter pounder that you dropped on the floor a few times. I mean, the original comics weren't high art, but the manga is just really, really stupid.
Do you just mean like the vampires and werewolfs? Because I think that's covered under Anne Rice and Twilight.
I was thinking more the actual stable of those particular monsters. The idea of someone making a dating game with the cast of Monster Mash amuses me no end.
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 12, 2015, 09:26:15 pm
The author is the same, the main guy looks like all the other main guys, and same with the monsters. It's Okayado on Pixiv, and his page shows both those original comics and a few pages from the new thing. RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 09:09:48 pm
Jesus Christ. That's like starting out with a good grilled burger and then serving a McDonald's quarter pounder that you dropped on the floor a few times. I mean, the original comics weren't high art, but the manga is just really, really stupid.
Do you just mean like the vampires and werewolfs? Because I think that's covered under Anne Rice and Twilight.
I was thinking more the actual stable of those particular monsters. The idea of someone making a dating game with the cast of Monster Mash amuses me no end. Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 09:25:15 pm
Elvira?
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 12, 2015, 09:50:51 pm
I'm sure there are people who want to have sex with those Monster High dolls where they're girls but also out of copyright monsters.
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Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2015, 01:46:47 am
A Centaur's Life is kind of cute if you like monster people slice of life. The first volume has some creepy shit, but after that it's mainly goofy high school kids with monster bits.
Hi I am Puppy Time and I like stuff about the daily lives of monsters. Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 07:34:28 pm
I guess trap sprung, because it's actually Centaur's Worries if we're talking about the same thing. And yes, there is some goddamn creepy shit in the first part.
I do wish it had more bullshit pseudo-scientific explanations about why all these monster people exist. I kind of like that even more than the daily lives of monster people.
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Post by: CormansInferno on May 13, 2015, 03:11:34 am
Sounds like the Living with Monster Girls comics which later got made into a manga Daily Life with a Monster Girl where instead of multiple guys who all look alike, it's one guy. And that manga is being turned into an anime, because shit's popular apparently? RedMinjo, May 12, 2015, 01:17:47 pm
Did the one really come from the other? Having read both, the manga thing has absolutely none of the charm of the little internet comics. It's just generally gross from every angle. I think the only similarities are "average Japanese schmoe" and "sexy monster girls." Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 04:23:16 pm
Having read both as well, I'd have to agree. The former may have weird sex stuff but there's a much bigger focus on the relationship being happy and consensual than there is in the latter. The latter just feels super gross and creepy and has the added creepiness of involving a plotline that all the monster girls want to fuck him but he will literally get thrown in jail if he does because Reasons. (also it explicitly makes one of the monster girls underage so there's also a lolicon thing going on.) Tiny Prancer, May 12, 2015, 06:22:45 pm
I am saddened that I know this much about this thing, but actually all the cast is of age. The "joke"/lolicon creepobait is that the Harpy character has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old but is TOTALLY LEGAL TO FUCK, brohaim.
If you're curious as to why an incredibly weird but sweet comic became basically Porky's with monster tits, the simplest answer is probably when someone came into edit the manga, they said something to the effect of "Romance? No, no, no, fella. Have them all fight over his dick. We aren't running a charity here, we're making spank material for gross nerds."
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 13, 2015, 08:29:24 am
A Centaur's Life is kind of cute if you like monster people slice of life. The first volume has some creepy shit, but after that it's mainly goofy high school kids with monster bits.
Hi I am Puppy Time and I like stuff about the daily lives of monsters. Puppy Time, May 12, 2015, 07:34:28 pm
I guess trap sprung, because it's actually Centaur's Worries if we're talking about the same thing. And yes, there is some goddamn creepy shit in the first part.
I do wish it had more bullshit pseudo-scientific explanations about why all these monster people exist. I kind of like that even more than the daily lives of monster people. A Meat, May 13, 2015, 01:46:47 am
The official English title is A Centaur's Life; I can't be bothered to keep track of stuff outside of what my local Barnes & Noble has to offer. (Leaving aside its hanky panky store status. :V )
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 13, 2015, 12:54:31 pm
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Post by: Cat Planet on May 13, 2015, 12:59:55 pm
I am saddened that I know this much about this thing, but actually all the cast is of age. The "joke"/lolicon creepobait is that the Harpy character has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old but is TOTALLY LEGAL TO FUCK, brohaim. CormansInferno, May 13, 2015, 03:11:34 am
I haven't read any monster girl comics, but how do you judge a fictional character's emotional maturity? I thought that all female characters in manga have the emotional maturity of a clingy teenager because that's the kind of woman sad nerds fantasize about.
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Post by: crow on May 13, 2015, 01:24:59 pm
I am saddened that I know this much about this thing, but actually all the cast is of age. The "joke"/lolicon creepobait is that the Harpy character has the emotional maturity of a 12-year-old but is TOTALLY LEGAL TO FUCK, brohaim. CormansInferno, May 13, 2015, 03:11:34 am
I haven't read any monster girl comics, but how do you judge a fictional character's emotional maturity? I thought that all female characters in manga have the emotional maturity of a clingy teenager because that's the kind of woman sad nerds fantasize about. Cat Planet, May 13, 2015, 12:59:55 pm
Yikes!
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Post by: Cat Planet on May 13, 2015, 01:33:05 pm
Didn't mean to insult all manga or anime, I meant the subgenre that portrays romantic / sexual relationships and is aimed at lonely otaku. Women in harem-ish animes are always either "tsundere" or "super clingy bipolar girl".
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Post by: Runic on May 13, 2015, 02:01:46 pm
YOU HAVE INSULTED MY ANIMES GOOD SIR! WE MUST DUEL TO DEFEND MY WAIFU'S HONOR!!!
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Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2015, 02:07:22 pm
For some reason I'm reminded of Yume Nikki, that one anime where this teenaged loner has this crazy girl stalk him with a magical phone that can tell her where he's going to be every 10 minutes.
That's the main thing Yume Nikki was about, right? I think I recall the rest being exceedingly stupid and not too interesting, but the stalker girl was super creepy and disturbing and probably tons of internet creeps love that shit and don't find it really disturbing and gross.
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Post by: Puppy Time on May 13, 2015, 03:02:10 pm
For some reason I'm reminded of Yume Nikki, that one anime where this teenaged loner has this crazy girl stalk him with a magical phone that can tell her where he's going to be every 10 minutes.
That's the main thing Yume Nikki was about, right? I think I recall the rest being exceedingly stupid and not too interesting, but the stalker girl was super creepy and disturbing and probably tons of internet creeps love that shit and don't find it really disturbing and gross. A Meat, May 13, 2015, 02:07:22 pm
You're thinking Mirai Nikki. Yume Nikki is the weird video game where you explore surreal landscapes and have no idea what the fuck.
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Post by: crow on May 13, 2015, 04:04:12 pm
For some reason I'm reminded of Yume Nikki, that one anime where this teenaged loner has this crazy girl stalk him with a magical phone that can tell her where he's going to be every 10 minutes.
That's the main thing Yume Nikki was about, right? I think I recall the rest being exceedingly stupid and not too interesting, but the stalker girl was super creepy and disturbing and probably tons of internet creeps love that shit and don't find it really disturbing and gross. A Meat, May 13, 2015, 02:07:22 pm
Mirai Nikki was actually about time travel and how the evil chick was actually the guy's girlfriend from an alternate timeline and also god so he has to go back in time to fix it and make it so that he didn't die in the main timeline and not make the girl god anymore
or something, the plot is super dumb
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Post by: chai tea latte on May 13, 2015, 04:24:26 pm
Boy am I really glad I didn't get into anime as a kid.
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Post by: RedMinjo on May 13, 2015, 05:01:42 pm
For some reason I'm reminded of Yume Nikki, that one anime where this teenaged loner has this crazy girl stalk him with a magical phone that can tell her where he's going to be every 10 minutes.
That's the main thing Yume Nikki was about, right? I think I recall the rest being exceedingly stupid and not too interesting, but the stalker girl was super creepy and disturbing and probably tons of internet creeps love that shit and don't find it really disturbing and gross. A Meat, May 13, 2015, 02:07:22 pm
Mirai Nikki was actually about time travel and how the evil chick was actually the guy's girlfriend from an alternate timeline and also god so he has to go back in time to fix it and make it so that he didn't die in the main timeline and not make the girl god anymore
But how did you find out which nu-metal songs are the best through AMV's on YouTube?
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Post by: crow on May 13, 2015, 07:32:14 pm
For some reason I'm reminded of Yume Nikki, that one anime where this teenaged loner has this crazy girl stalk him with a magical phone that can tell her where he's going to be every 10 minutes.
That's the main thing Yume Nikki was about, right? I think I recall the rest being exceedingly stupid and not too interesting, but the stalker girl was super creepy and disturbing and probably tons of internet creeps love that shit and don't find it really disturbing and gross. A Meat, May 13, 2015, 02:07:22 pm
Mirai Nikki was actually about time travel and how the evil chick was actually the guy's girlfriend from an alternate timeline and also god so he has to go back in time to fix it and make it so that he didn't die in the main timeline and not make the girl god anymore