Random thoughts:
The claim that the Iron Maiden was a torture device invented in the nineteenth century is correct. Note that it doesn't say it was used, but it is a torture device and was invented in the nineteenth century. That checks out.
Iron Maiden is an awesome band man. You know in Rime of the Ancient Mariner when it goes waaah and then there's the spoken word bit and it goes all soothing and then it starts building up and then "comes the raaaaaain!" and it's all budubudum that parts so badass man. Iron Maiden is a great band.
I am really disappointed that you didn't read Hornet Girl, because then we would have gotten the phrase "Because they are workers in the bee hive, Hornet Girls are incapable of mating, although they do still feel lust, especially in their vagina."