Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
March 28, 2024, 01:16:02 pm

ballp.it is the community forum for The F Plus.

You're only seeing part of the forum conversation. To see more, register for an account. This will give you read-only access to nearly all the forums.

Topic: 343: Keeping Cantel Moist  (Read 8003 times)

Lemon

  • Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?
  • Administrator
  • ...IT'S NOW THE MASH!
  • 4,127
  • 421
343: Keeping Cantel Moist
SHAMBA~1.SBB Shell Game Immoral Filth Salubrious Rex

xX_sp00ks_Xx

  • Every corpse on Mount Everest
  • Paid
  • was once an extremely motivated person.
  • 3,620
  • 136
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #1
IT AIN'T LEGAL HALLUCINATIN' MACHINE ELVES IN THE SWAMP, BOY (it's OK Lemon, I got it immediately)
Lemon

1234GO!

  • Paid
  • beyond buildings and food
  • 241
  • 4
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #2
when he's right he's right, dropping your baby often has dire consequences

Tipsy Almond

  • Paid
  • Must've blown a fuse, nothin' going on
    • 159
    • 5
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #3
Salubrious Rex Zemyla

SHAMBA~1.SBB

  • I love dungs!!
  • Paid
  • ƨtupid cat
    • 1,368
    • -111
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #4
Arc welders wear visors to protect their faces from flying sparks and also to protect their vision from an electric arc powerful enough to melt metal.

Great Joe

  • Local good at video games be-er
  • Paid
  • Myahhh!
  • 525
  • 13
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #5
Arc welders wear visors to protect their faces from flying sparks and also to protect their vision from an electric arc powerful enough to melt metal.
SHAMBA~1.SBB, January 23, 2021, 01:36:49 am
and also to protect their necks from UV, that stuff can mess with your thyroid
SHAMBA~1.SBB

A Meat

  • Artificial Man Pop Seasoning
  • Paid
  • filled with delicious dude meat
  • 4,625
  • 131
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #6
his description of DMT makes more sense if you replace DMT with melatonin, because it's both affected by sunlight, is produced by your own body, and you can just supplement it if you don't have enough, it also lets you commune with god in your dreams if you're into that sort of thing

Cheapskate

  • Persnickety fussbudget
  • Paid
  • 851
  • 88
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #7
I want to note that Cantelmo’s website used Coolvetica, not Pricedown, as its text font. Don’t blame Lemon for this error. That was all me.
chai tea latte SHAMBA~1.SBB

Diploskull

  • Paid
    • 153
    • 6
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #8
I got very jealous that he got to ride a sting ray and whale shark until I realized it probably wasn't true.

Cradicus

  • Paid
  • 169
  • 12
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #9
This is a fun episode, I love deep-dives into one specific weirdo!

Lemon

  • Whatever happened to Freedom of Speech?
  • Administrator
  • ...IT'S NOW THE MASH!
  • 4,127
  • 421
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #10
I want to note that Cantelmo’s website used Coolvetica, not Pricedown, as its text font. Don’t blame Lemon for this error. That was all me.
Cheapskate, January 23, 2021, 07:36:01 am

He's right. It's Coolvetica.

And it is impossible to read.

GirlKisser420

chai tea latte

  • TheftBot is, simply put, a fully sentient robot for stealing automatic teller machines
  • Paid
  • (ATMs) from nearby convenience stores.
  • 5,773
  • -420
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #11
I've smoked DMT twice and i have no fucking idea what this guy is even talking about
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Immoral Filth Tipsy Almond Dr. Buttplug

EYE OF ZA

  • some people's reactions such as the fuck,the hell,wtf, or what the hell
  • Paid
  • I have a problem and then I have another problem
    • 2,572
    • 162
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #12
He's right. It's Coolvetica.

And it is impossible to read.
Lemon, January 23, 2021, 12:41:56 pm

You know, I assumed he was using Coolvetica at first because it's one of Typodermic's free fonts so it shows up a lot of places. But no, he's using it hosted off of Adobe Fonts, which means he selected it entirely based on its aesthetics as a font.
chai tea latte

Alpha Starsquatch

  • bigfoot conservationist
  • Paid
  • back alley veterinarian
    • 521
    • 84
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #13
I forgot how much I enjoy the "focus on a single crazy person" episodes. This dude was a roller coaster ride.
Cradicus chai tea latte

Shame Boi

  • Paid
    • 12
    • 4
343: Keeping Cantel Moist #14
Oh man I love these half-read wikipedia article facts about physics. When he started talking about antimatter moving back in time, I thought to myself "oh man I know exactly what wikipedia article you misinterpreted to come up with that" right before "Feynman" was mentioned at which point I blurted out "HAHA YEP"

It's 100% this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-electron_universe

It might come as a surprise to you, but Feynman wasn't actually saying antimatter goes back in time and this dude's just an idiot. Feynman merely realized that antimatter can be modeled as normal matter moving backwards in time, due to CPT-symmetry.
Mr. Hunky Academia A Meat chai tea latte Zemyla