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Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on August 29, 2016, 01:50:16 pm: (https://www.customink.com/designs/proofs/ftk0-00aq-23ah/front.jpg?product_id=286801)
Select your size, let's make a bunch of these.
(https://www.customink.com/g/ftk0-00aq-23ah)

(Design by Lady Frenzy)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: STOG on August 29, 2016, 01:57:44 pm: ya give me an L
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Ambious on August 29, 2016, 02:10:39 pm: That's not football, that's handegg.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 29, 2016, 02:27:51 pm: YS please!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on August 29, 2016, 02:29:16 pm: ya give me an L
STOG, August 29, 2016, 01:57:44 pm

YS please!
Lady Frenzy, August 29, 2016, 02:27:51 pm

Fill out the form, dummies.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on August 29, 2016, 02:45:24 pm: lemon why don't you give us YOUR shirt size?

just what are you trying to hide?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Argyle Funk on August 29, 2016, 02:48:05 pm: lemon why don't you give us YOUR shirt size?

just what are you trying to hide?
jack chick, August 29, 2016, 02:45:24 pm

I always secretly knew that Lemon was in the pocket of big T-shirt
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 29, 2016, 02:51:14 pm: I meant to type "YES please!"
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Blandest on August 29, 2016, 03:44:28 pm: Any idea on the pricing/cost to send this out to the UK? I don't want to inflate the numbers if it turns out it is priced out of what I can justify.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: bubbleuj on August 29, 2016, 08:18:48 pm: Any idea on the pricing/cost to send this out to the UK? I don't want to inflate the numbers if it turns out it is priced out of what I can justify.
Blandest, August 29, 2016, 03:44:28 pm

I found this http://www.customink.com/prices/ (http://www.customink.com/prices/)

But yes I am in Canada and also wondering how shipping would work!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on August 29, 2016, 09:44:51 pm: Is that a generic hand eggman or does he have scout features?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: SirSlarty on August 29, 2016, 11:08:19 pm: Handegg? Pigskin?

Pigs don't lay eggs but both go well with bacon.

I love sportsball! Go Cityname Sportsteam! Yay! Touchscore homegoal in the fourth period!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: STOG on August 29, 2016, 11:24:11 pm: i changed my mind, i want an XL for those cold and lonely nights
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Corn Syrup on August 29, 2016, 11:54:03 pm: Awesome, just ordered two.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 30, 2016, 02:11:11 am: The F Plus has given me so much entertainment over the years that I figure that I can endure a few rounds of "WTF is Football Congress" for you guys' sake.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: chai tea latte on August 30, 2016, 03:04:25 am: The F Plus has given me so much entertainment over the years that I figure that I can endure a few rounds of "WTF is Football Congress" for you guys' sake.
Dawnswalker, August 30, 2016, 02:11:11 am
Suggested replies:

-It's where the 'red 42, 18, 9' plebiscite is tallied before the results are announced by the QB
-Model UN but for jocks
-obscure band from the 80s, you wouldn't have heard of them
-the governing body for the short-lived Indian Football League, which the band were named after
-the hispanic residents of the Scottish hamlet of Gress (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gress) have both civic and ethnic pride and it carries over even into their sporting team names
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: A Meat on August 30, 2016, 08:47:34 am: It's the secret body governing the actions of the NFL from the shadows, they decide who wins and who loses according to secret business deals
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on August 30, 2016, 10:05:05 am: Any idea on the pricing/cost to send this out to the UK? I don't want to inflate the numbers if it turns out it is priced out of what I can justify.
Blandest, August 29, 2016, 03:44:28 pm

But yes I am in Canada and also wondering how shipping would work!
bubbleuj, August 29, 2016, 08:18:48 pm

So the last batch (https://thefpl.us/also-made/internet-jerseys) of shirts was:
United States: $27.50
Canada: $30.50
Anywhere Else: $36.00

The shipping differential would be the same. The total price will hopefully end up a bit cheaper if I can make a big enough order.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lady Frenzy on August 30, 2016, 10:15:01 am: The F Plus has given me so much entertainment over the years that I figure that I can endure a few rounds of "WTF is Football Congress" for you guys' sake.
Dawnswalker, August 30, 2016, 02:11:11 am

The only acceptable answer is to give them a swirly.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 31, 2016, 05:58:29 pm: Finally! Something to wear when I get dragged to a Superbowl party. I'll finally blend in.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: JamEngulfer on September 01, 2016, 03:31:30 pm: Yay! I'm really happy something from one of my episodes got turned into a shirt. Nice shirt too.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Vinny Possum on September 06, 2016, 08:06:08 am: Motion to pour gatorade on the coach.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Argyle Funk on September 06, 2016, 10:29:40 am: Motion to pour gatorade on the coach.
Vinny Possum, September 06, 2016, 08:06:08 am

Motion seconded
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: slambam on September 11, 2016, 01:22:46 pm: I'm losing it over these shirts. this is all i could have ever wanted
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on September 12, 2016, 09:56:54 am: Making the order tomorrow morning.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Ashto on September 12, 2016, 03:49:49 pm: ya give me an L
STOG, August 29, 2016, 01:57:44 pm

"L!"
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on September 13, 2016, 10:34:35 am: 126 shirts ordered.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Ashto on September 22, 2016, 11:18:18 am: Hey Lemon, you should totally update the podcast's facebook page with "Even more shirts!", if only to set up for next year's post of "Way more shirts!"

(http://i.imgur.com/uXX9mrk.png)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Boots Raingear on September 22, 2016, 12:20:37 pm: Hey Lemon, you should totally update the podcast's facebook page with "Even more shirts!", if only to set up for next year's post of "Way more shirts!"
Ashto, September 22, 2016, 11:18:18 am

Done
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on September 28, 2016, 07:31:09 pm: This is a comfy shirt.

It starts out a little stiff, but after a single wash it got really soft. 60/40 cotton/poly.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm: So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: SirSlarty on October 06, 2016, 10:13:49 pm: It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm

Check yo emails.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 06, 2016, 10:21:59 pm: It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm

Check yo emails.
sirslarty, October 06, 2016, 10:13:49 pm

Why would anyone ever be a raiders fan. Says the niners fan whose team has sucked ass for two years.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Ashto on October 06, 2016, 10:24:21 pm: So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm
Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Yavuz on October 06, 2016, 10:37:32 pm: I can't remember if I already put my address on the preorder form or not. What's the deal with that?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: SirSlarty on October 06, 2016, 11:06:28 pm: It's coincidence that the shirt's colors are the same as my favorite team.

So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm

Check yo emails.
sirslarty, October 06, 2016, 10:13:49 pm

Why would anyone ever be a raiders fan. Says the niners fan whose team has sucked ass for two years.
Vinny Possum, October 06, 2016, 10:21:59 pm

Noooo!
I mistakenly thought the shirt was a really dark green like the Eagles
As if that's any better.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 06, 2016, 11:24:47 pm: Just ordered my shirt to support Popular Lemon Podcast (tm).
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 06, 2016, 11:26:49 pm: I can't remember if I already put my address on the preorder form or not. What's the deal with that?
Ürkütücü Sultan Selim, October 06, 2016, 10:37:32 pm

The preorder form wasn't for addresses or money, it was just to get an idea of what sizes to order.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on October 07, 2016, 07:01:58 pm: So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm
Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS
Aaahhh!shto, October 06, 2016, 10:24:21 pm

TOUCHDOWN ALL OVER MY FACE BROTHER, YEAH!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Ashto on October 07, 2016, 07:04:22 pm: So when can I start throwing my money in your general direction, Lemon?
Silent Liver Disease, October 06, 2016, 09:50:55 pm
Whenever you're ready nerd, cause it's gonna be fucking intercepted! How far can your pussy arm throw anyways? I'm gonna take that cash, spike it to the ground, then pass legislature! YEAH, FOOTBALL CONGRESS
Aaahhh!shto, October 06, 2016, 10:24:21 pm

TOUCHDOWN ALL OVER MY FACE BROTHER, YEAH!
Silent Liver Disease, October 07, 2016, 07:01:58 pm
Whoa whoa whoa, we're just fellow cockrub warriors, don't make this gay brah.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 09, 2016, 01:44:27 pm: Preorders are all out the door. My daughter has been adding candies to the bags, and her decisionmaking process on that is complicated and unfair.

The shirt buying page will go public tomorrow.

All sizes except YS are still available.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 09, 2016, 05:33:14 pm: Fuck it, posting early.

https://thefpl.us/also-made/football-congress-jerseys
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 10, 2016, 04:17:59 pm: Got mine! I'm ready to stomp some fuckin dweebs.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 10, 2016, 10:06:02 pm: Update: People love the shirt, mostly because they think it's for a fantasy football league, and the very concept of "Football Congress" is hilarious.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Yavuz on October 11, 2016, 09:07:25 pm: Returned from a long, long day of classes/waiting for classes/commuting to and from classes to find the package waiting in my box. Conveniently, tomorrow is laundry day. I can't wait to baffle everyone I know.

(Also, the candy choices were excellent.)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 12, 2016, 12:16:47 am: Mine is in transit, having left Minneapolis yesterday so it should reach me in December assuming the candies don't trigger a terrorism warning!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lawnchair M.D. on October 12, 2016, 04:25:59 am: Got mine today hot, fresh, and ziplocked. Also with strange panda candies. If I die from them tell my family they're nerds.
(http://imgur.com/L68qvmF.jpg)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on October 12, 2016, 08:39:12 am: Got mine this morning. Thanks for the breakfast of green apple pop-rocks!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Corn Syrup on October 12, 2016, 09:02:52 pm: Just got mine. Thanks! This thing was pyjama-ready straight out of the bag. Then again, I've dozed off wearing body armor and a gas mask during a base combat exercise before, so that probably says something for my standards right there.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Argyle Funk on October 13, 2016, 01:54:37 pm: Got mine in the mail today, looks and feels fantastic, I will definitely be wearing it soon!

🏈GO TEAM🏈

the candy was also appreciated, blue raspberry is my favorite kind of airhead
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on October 13, 2016, 05:44:17 pm: So, is next year going to be a lax penny or a hockey jersey?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 13, 2016, 06:31:57 pm: So, is next year going to be a lax penny or a hockey jersey?
Silent Liver Disease, October 13, 2016, 05:44:17 pm

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5547/12526867303_66b4666946_o.png)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 13, 2016, 07:59:41 pm: As completely legitimate and not at murderous First Marsupial quarterback of Football Congress, who, I repeat, was fairly elected in voting presided by the watchful eye of Zekka, and assuredly did not order the murder of my political rivals and competitors for NFL stardom, I am proud to represent our political sporting body in public, and to enjoy the cherry airheads included in the packaging by the mysterious hand of Lemon's offspring.

Blue! Fortytwo! Hut hut hike! This meeting is called to order!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 14, 2016, 05:10:15 pm: My shirt and the associated candies arrived today.

One of the candies is "manga" flavored. I am not anxious to find out what Japanese comic books taste like.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 16, 2016, 09:43:11 am: According to the USPS website my package arrived at London Heathrow this morning so I should be able to tell nerds to shut up and inform them of the International Football Congress next week! I'm as excited and secretly apprehensive as someone who voted for Brexit but was unsure of what it actually means!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Dawnswalker on October 17, 2016, 04:17:12 pm: FOOTBAW!!!

It arrived in one piece and it fits well. Congress is now in session!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Fanzay on October 18, 2016, 01:11:32 am: So, is next year going to be a lax penny or a hockey jersey?
Silent Liver Disease, October 13, 2016, 05:44:17 pm

(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5547/12526867303_66b4666946_o.png)
Lemon, October 13, 2016, 06:31:57 pm

Don't you fucking dare badmouth my country's curling team.

They's fuckin heros.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lady Frenzy on October 18, 2016, 08:11:24 pm: I didn't get any candy.

(http://i.imgur.com/tFFSI2Q.jpg)
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: znarf on October 18, 2016, 11:33:36 pm: Got mine. Cleared to wear it on "jersey day" at work...the fools

starburst and sour patch kids!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 19, 2016, 01:56:47 pm: Guess what, nerds, international football congress is in session! Got my jersey and some strange foreign ~~sweets~~candy, so now I get to introduce the world of football congress to the plebs!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Shigan on October 21, 2016, 12:37:57 am: Mine was caught in the customs. I bet they've eaten all the candy.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 21, 2016, 12:57:59 am: Mine was caught in the customs. I bet they've eaten all the candy.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 12:37:57 am

Uh oh. I didn't claim the candy. Did I break the law?
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Shigan on October 21, 2016, 01:07:29 am: Mine was caught in the customs. I bet they've eaten all the candy.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 12:37:57 am

Uh oh. I didn't claim the candy. Did I break the law?
Lemon, October 21, 2016, 12:57:59 am

Yep. If you ever enter Finland, you'll be arrested. Both for this and the Finnish accent you attempted in that one episode.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Lemon on October 21, 2016, 08:03:24 am: Mine was caught in the customs. I bet they've eaten all the candy.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 12:37:57 am

Uh oh. I didn't claim the candy. Did I break the law?
Lemon, October 21, 2016, 12:57:59 am

Yep. If you ever enter Finland, you'll be arrested. Both for this and the Finnish accent you attempted in that one episode.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 01:07:29 am

In that case, if they hear the Finnish accent I did for F Plus Live, I'll be put to death.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Shigan on October 21, 2016, 09:24:44 am: Mine was caught in the customs. I bet they've eaten all the candy.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 12:37:57 am

Uh oh. I didn't claim the candy. Did I break the law?
Lemon, October 21, 2016, 12:57:59 am

Yep. If you ever enter Finland, you'll be arrested. Both for this and the Finnish accent you attempted in that one episode.
She-gan because women are scary, October 21, 2016, 01:07:29 am

In that case, if they hear the Finnish accent I did for F Plus Live, I'll be put to death.
Lemon, October 21, 2016, 08:03:24 am

We don't have the death penalty, we're not monsters. You'll be exiled to Siberia.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on October 21, 2016, 02:40:20 pm: Got my football congress shirt in the mail today, and everyone is confused why I would have a football shirt.

I immediately running tackled them.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: JonRG on October 21, 2016, 04:54:21 pm: Guess what, nerds? It's terrible phone camera photography!

(http://i.imgur.com/uPGfSuu.png)

The candy was delicious. Also, I wore the shirt to work today, and I was a little sad no one asked me what Football Congress was. Also relieved, because I'm a socially awkward nerd.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: SirSlarty on October 24, 2016, 10:30:50 pm: This shirt WORKS! It rigs games. No, it's true. It's true, believe me.

I wore this shirt the day MY FAVORITE TEAM won a game, a FOOTBALL GAME. It's true! Check the tapes. And my website and you'll see.
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on October 25, 2016, 03:27:32 pm: I was glad to see my shirt arrived before I went to work today. I was worried that I had ordered to late, but I'm happy to report I am enjoying some snack size air heads right now at my desk. Thanks!
Title: Give Me Your Shirt Size (Again)
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on November 05, 2016, 02:50:04 pm: Currently wearing this shirt at an anime convention.

It's perfect.