FILE DUMP: The My Masturbation Raw Files

[Lemon]

Okay, so here's what happened:

On July 1st Boots, Jack Chick, Nutshell Gulag, STOG and I recorded an episode called "My Masturbation", from a document submitted by Spooks. My Masturbation is a site that provides the user with tips on how men and women can masturbate better, and the result was possibly the grossest thing we've ever done. Just consider that for a moment. We're not saying definitively "That was the grossest", but "This may or may not be grosser than Sissykiss".

Anyway, that happened. I volunteered to edit the episode, but when I got the files I noticed that somehow Nutshell's audio cuts out 25 minutes in. We're not really sure why, but that's where it's at. Her audio is missing a full hour.

So, having no earthly idea on what to do with this audio and knowing that none of us are willing to subject ourselves to the My Masturbation site again, I present to you a .zip file of all 5 raw audio recordings.  If you want to try to do something with them, go right ahead.

My Masturbation Raw Files, Zip, 319 megs

Edit: Here is the document (provided by Spooks)

[A Meat]

A tragedy has befallen all mankind

[Gyro]

You're so genuinely freaked out by how gross this episode is, coming right off of the armpits episode. I'm a little scared.

[Zekka]

Whoa, this is a cool release. I haven't listened through it but unfiltered raw horrifying audio is awesome, and having a clean multitrack only makes the situation better. Thank you, pal!

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

I'll run these on a giant tape deck for days to make the F Plus Disintegration Loops

[Cleretic]

Someone should edit these into only the horrified and disgusted reactions to what's being read. None of the actual content, JUST the recoiling.

EDIT: In fact, fuck it, I'm gonna start doing that tonight. That sounds way too fun not to do.

[Zekka]

I originally wanted to do the whole episode but this five minutes took five hours, so at that rate it would take me literal weeks.

[Cyberventurer]

Well now you have no choice but to find something even grosser to record as penance.

Could you share a link to the document?  The hopper doesn't let you view them unless they were moved to the dump.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Oh nooo. IIRC Nutshell's cut out once before, on "Because That's Stupid", I hope the curse doesn't befall any more episodes. :(

I've got the doc link right here.

[Ambious]

I originally wanted to do the whole episode but this five minutes took five hours, so at that rate it would take me literal weeks.

Based on this alone we seem to have lost an epic treasure.

[Lemon]

Djeser emailed me a file last night, and it's 1 hour 8 minutes long.

I have no idea how he managed that, but I'm listening now.

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

For the record I'll probably try to edit the files into something listenable today as well. Pun not intended. My Audacity is chugging like hell with the filesizes so I might be slower.
e: Lemon, what channel balance did you use for the different ridiculists? I remember you posted it on an episode thread but I can't remember which one.

[Boots Raingear]

e: Lemon, what channel balance did you use for the different ridiculists? I remember you posted it on an episode thread but I can't remember which one.

I usually put half of the readers at 30% left, the other half at 30% right.

[STOG]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

[Zekka]

I think I want to try and restore this episode using a bunch of understudies for Nutshell's missing audio. Would anyone be interested in filling in?

Do you mean like a Greek chorus of 12 people in unison?

Because that would be cool.

E: If anybody does an alt reading to substitute for Nutshell, post here. The great thing about having a multitrack is that you can add a ridiculist laugh track to anything, even if the timing doesn't match or the post is horrible.