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Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Lemon on December 22, 2019, 01:42:56 pm
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/73/29/36/73293608c97f31838941735f20aca90a--fitness-life-fitness-humor.jpg) (https://thefpl.us/episode/316)
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: GirlKisser420 on December 22, 2019, 02:08:55 pm
My favourite thing online is people who look at the concept of fiction and throw their hands in the air.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on December 22, 2019, 04:21:00 pm
hate to be that guy, but Subspace Emissary: World's Conquest is actually no longer the world's longest written work. in July 2016 it was surpassed by Ambience: A Fleet Symphony (https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10333897), which is a post apocalyptic harem story based around kantai collection, which are anthropopic versions of famous military ships with huge boobs. it is 5.5 times longer than the king james bible.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 22, 2019, 05:14:22 pm
hate to be that guy, but Subspace Emissary: World's Conquest is actually no longer the world's longest written work. in July 2016 it was surpassed by Ambience: A Fleet Symphony (https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10333897), which is a post apocalyptic harem story based around kantai collection, which are anthropopic versions of famous military ships with huge boobs. it is 5.5 times longer than the king james bible.
Seth "Slimy" Rollins, December 22, 2019, 04:21:00 pm
and ten times better than the kjv
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Wrought on December 22, 2019, 05:35:52 pm
My favourite thing online is people who look at the concept of fiction and throw their hands in the air.
GirlKisser420, December 22, 2019, 02:08:55 pm
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/020/727/ss_(2016-06-20_at_05.59.17).jpg)
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: KingKalamari on December 22, 2019, 05:47:55 pm
I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my frustration with the term "THOT", as not only is it actually longer than the existing term people use it in place of, it actually contains said term as part of the damned acronym!

Why do you need to specify that you're talking about a ho that's over there? Any time someone uses THOT their sentence would be entirely unchanged if they just said ho! It would just be two letters shorter! Why does this acronym exist?!
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Wrought on December 22, 2019, 05:59:20 pm
God I was so excited waiting for you all to find the picture of the cowboys vs pirates map. The cowboys vs pirates post is the only reason I put this doc together. I love it so much. Pirates fighting cowboys on the halo and the pirates can raid the cowboys' vegetable garden for sustenance. I want to see the fanfiction of that.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: chai tea latte on December 22, 2019, 06:04:03 pm
I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my frustration with the term "THOT", as not only is it actually longer than the existing term people use it in place of, it actually contains said term as part of the damned acronym!

Why do you need to specify that you're talking about a ho that's over there? Any time someone uses THOT their sentence would be entirely unchanged if they just said ho! It would just be two letters shorter! Why does this acronym exist?!
KingKalamari, December 22, 2019, 05:47:55 pm
thot power is more and less than ho power. A thot is a 'normie' ho, which is why you have to specify 'that one, over there'.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Turtle on December 22, 2019, 07:17:23 pm
I just wanted to take this opportunity to express my frustration with the term "THOT", as not only is it actually longer than the existing term people use it in place of, it actually contains said term as part of the damned acronym!

Why do you need to specify that you're talking about a ho that's over there? Any time someone uses THOT their sentence would be entirely unchanged if they just said ho! It would just be two letters shorter! Why does this acronym exist?!
KingKalamari, December 22, 2019, 05:47:55 pm
Look out everybody it's the Thot Police here to tell us what we can and can't say.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Adam Bozarth on December 22, 2019, 09:44:55 pm
you can go with this
or you can go with thot
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on December 23, 2019, 10:03:02 am
I'm not trying to start drama, but who would win Lemon vs. Boots.

Round 1: Boots has a telekinetic rope that he wields with the power level of Jean Grey (pre-Pheonix powers) with a knot tied in it the size of three fists and Lemon is Mike Tyson.

Round 2: They are on the planet SR388 (Metroid) and Lemon is the last humanoid citrus fruit (with the relative strength of a human) on the planet and Boots is about to succumb to scurvy. Lemon is armed with a regulation sized Baseball bat and Boots has a standard issue USMC K-bar survival knife.

Round 3: Boots is greased up and running around a muddy field and Lemon is armed with a lasso and a pair of assless chaps.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: EYE OF ZA on December 23, 2019, 10:10:01 am
Round 3: Boots is greased up and running around a muddy field and Lemon is armed with a lasso and a pair of assless chaps.
Dr. Buttplug, December 23, 2019, 10:03:02 am
But that's just a regular Tuesday morning.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Neal on December 23, 2019, 10:27:11 am
I find "who would win" discussions nigh intolerable thanks to spending much of my early internet life on a forum where they proliferated so much that the mods ultimately banned the premise altogether, so I was afraid this episode would be one of the few that I listened to only once for completionism, but I'm glad this turned out funny rather than torturous. Thanks, F Plus!
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Ugly In The Morning on December 24, 2019, 12:07:58 pm
The intro introduced me to IDLEs, and I have been listening to them like crazy since. Holy crap, how did I not know these guys existed.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: A Meat on December 26, 2019, 04:19:25 am
Just thinking about the cardinality of immortality now, where Goku couldn't defeat Superman because he has an immortality of aleph zero as opposed to Superman's 2 to the power of aleph zero immortality
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Lemon on December 26, 2019, 09:54:51 am
The intro introduced me to IDLEs, and I have been listening to them like crazy since. Holy crap, how did I not know these guys existed.
Ugly In The Morning, December 24, 2019, 12:07:58 pm

I know! That was me a couple weeks ago, before Boots introduced me to them. Since then, I've listened to Joy As An Act Of Resistance many, many times.

Also, for what it's worth, any video of IDLES live is also spectacular.

Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Ugly In The Morning on December 27, 2019, 03:36:02 pm


I know! That was me a couple weeks ago, before Boots introduced me to them. Since then, I've listened to Joy As An Act Of Resistance many, many times.

Also, for what it's worth, any video of IDLES live is also spectacular.

  • Glastonbury (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gUnBi6DY) (Danny Nidelko)
  • Mercury Prize (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l116zoMBl1Y) (Never Fight A Man With A Perm)
  • Tiny Desk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMehItNQKAA) (3 song set,  the last one "I'm Scum" is particularly fun here)
Lemon, December 26, 2019, 09:54:51 am

Great, now I'm gonna be checking their tour page constantly. They look like quite the live act.

I'm still totally baffled by that Sheldon Cooper one. It's weird, it was coherently written but trying to convey an idea that's just fundamentally baffling.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: accepting change on December 28, 2019, 02:50:01 am
jump kicking the electricity ghost is the correct action in a unarmed close quarters situation as the electrical current would not be able to pass through you to the ground
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Ugly In The Morning on December 28, 2019, 09:43:50 am
jump kicking the electricity ghost is the correct action in a unarmed close quarters situation as the electrical current would not be able to pass through you to the ground
Megacrex inepta, December 28, 2019, 02:50:01 am

Or just wear nonconductive boots with a composite shank, and just stomp all over the weird “ball lightning in armor” guy.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Shell Game on December 28, 2019, 05:34:05 pm
Good job, Frank!

You took the bait faster than Epona with all five carrots grayed out.

EDIT:
(http://i.imgur.com/s3vcabK.jpg) (https://ballp.it/index.php?topic=183.msg2776#msg2776)
You didn't post it in the NOTES. I cannot BELIEVE any person who puts up podcast episodes would FORGET to include the things they PROMISED. Beelz don't you dare choose now to post.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on December 29, 2019, 09:17:51 pm
Zarla’s laughter makes so happy. I’m glad she’s been on the podcast lately.
Title: 316: My Thread Is Bigger Than Your Thread
Post by: MasterOfHope on February 13, 2020, 01:47:32 am
Halfway through the episode right now, but I wanted to type this before I forgot about it. Every description of rounds and the different rules and settings sounds like the beginning of a word problem. "A pirate lands on the halo at 3:45 and a cowboy and cougar head his way at 4:10, yadda yadda yadda"