I slept in my porch last night, and lost my phone, glasses (except one lens which was in the back pocket of my vomit-covered jeans) , and keys (but not my wallet surprisingly). Grazed the area just above my right eye too. I may have made the two hour walk to my house from the city centre, but I don't really remember. I am still tipsy.
This owns.
Edit: On the plus side, I did a convincing enough sober act to get let into several clubs despite not being able to stand and repeatedly falling over inside.
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop
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