Roots form a helix.
In slumber, his paws do too.
He has a lion's grace.
Lightning in the woods.
You might as well paint that, man.
He wags too quickly.
The old man's garden
(small) is outdoors. He's inside,
dreaming of meadows.
A darting swallow
Is not so fast, so pretty,
As his wet, licked, nose.
The moon rose at once.
Hung in the sky - a diamond.
His eyes are diamonds.
The egg can not break!
It bounces and perplexes.
He savours its 'yolk'.
One monk, in prayer
Lifted his eyes to me. Winked.
His patience! Vast. Deep.
The old samurai
Stops to breathe in midday sun.
He's earned his reward.
An old machine creaks.
Slowly, he begins to walk,
Sakura-scented.
The mountain's landslide
Did not have nearly the force
Of our shared joy.
the Arc de Triomphe
is too big to be 'a door'.
His cheeks are puffy!!
When you flush a bird
From the trees, it looks at you
And asks 'why here, now?'
Twigs crack underfoot.
The week I took this photo,
He had surgery.
Cherry trees can live
For one or two hundred years.
But sometimes they don't.
In this video essay, I will (white noise for two and a half hours)"Haha that's right, I actually put THAT sentence in my script" *flyby of 16-page google doc*
The worst part about these type of videos is that there's usually a "look how long my script is haha" joke somewhere in there. Like, you know it's overlong, but you can't be bothered to edit it???
In this video essay, I will (white noise for two and a half hours)
The worst part about these type of videos is that there's usually a "look how long my script is haha" joke somewhere in there. Like, you know it's overlong, but you can't be bothered to edit it???
The worst part about these type of videos is that there's usually a "look how long my script is haha" joke somewhere in there. Like, you know it's overlong, but you can't be bothered to edit it???
You know I'm smart and my content is intellectually superior to yours because my videos are 2 hours long and I repeat my points a lot, just in different ways.
285: Our First And Only Vore Episode (post #34)
Y'know that idiot who wanted a story about a vegan girl ending up as a cannibal's dinner? I just remembered that Richard Matheson wrote basically that story except without the veganism and it was a dude. I think it was "The Children of Noah".
Most importantly, it wasn't based on a creepy fetishist's weird misogynistic sexual hangup.
Most importantly, it wasn't based on a creepy fetishist's weird misogynistic sexual hangup.
That's nothing. I'm gonna do all that, then jack off on stream, twice!
Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread (post #2107)
KENNETH BAINBRIDGE BUT A DOG, IMMEDIATELY AFTER TESTING THE ATOMIC BOMB: now we are all sons of bitches. also i was a son of a bitch before (on account of i'm a dog)
Hi, I'm a random lets player and I'm going to play the latest game that everyone has played and going to pretend I'm hot shit while at the same time getting irrationally angry whenever it is very obvious I'm being deliberately bad for views.
