I'll see your megaprison and raise you one nerd cage.
Tao Te Chump, January 21, 2016, 12:29:37 pm
Hey I'm late to the party but I just saw this and want to laugh at him saying 'no no feeding human beings a 24/7 diet of Nutrient Paste for years at a time is humane because there's no PLASTIC FORKS that could be shanks!' and then saying we need to give these guys X-Box controllers
Glitterbomber, January 24, 2016, 08:16:07 pm
"Welcome to your cell, Emperor of Stabbing!"
"I know how to stab people. I like to stab people. I got a PhD in stabbing a lot."
"Now, your rehabilitation will consist of nothing but Soylent and this Oculus Rift device."
"Can I stab with it?"
"No. Of course, you can control your avatar in cyberspace with this plastic video game controller."
"I could stab someone with this white child's toy."
"Xbox 360 controllers don't have sharp edges!"
(THE EMPEROR OF STABBING THROWS HIS CONTROLLER AGAINST THE WALL SO HARD IT SHATTERS INTO JAGGED PLASTIC PIECES.)
"Hello, sharp plastic shiv pieces."
"That's not part of the vision of our new Tech-Fueled Utopia!"