Goddammit. I'm running out of stuff to parody.
Here's some sports folks.
Boxing/MMA
Manny WackMeOWW!!
Jack yer Johnson
Rocksoff Marciano
Vladimir Clitko
"Rowdy" Ronda ArouseMe
Fuck "The Liceman" Liddell
Dan "Hendo" BendOverson
Mauricio "Shogun" HooHah
Baseball
Ho Jacks'em (though he should be in football too)
Wank Aaron
Babe Rut
Sandy CoFucks
Barry Bondage
Football
Odell Bangem Jr.
J.O. Simpson
Rob GropePlowski
Androol Suck
Tony Romosexual
Colin Faperdick
Handy Moss
Brew Deez (nutz)
Olympics
Michael Phaps
Usain Boink
Jackie Enjoyn'er-Koochie
Tennis
Maria Sharethevulva
Penus and SoReama Williams
Rafael AuNaturale
Novak Chokesabitch
Basketball
Michael Whoredan
Cream Onto-Jabbar
James Hardon
Steve Rash
Quim Duncan
Racing
Michael Spewmacher
Dale ChurnHard Jr.
Hockey
Wang Gripzky
Jaromir Janker
Gordie Plowes
And I really can't think of a way to make the names Dick Butkus and Magic Johnson any pornier than they already are. They're perfect.
I'm sorry for all the sporty shit, my nerds. Here's some old videogamey shit to make up for it.
GoldenPie 007
Dick Lickem 3D
Donkey Schlong Country
Leather Gear Solid
Pyst
Mortal Kumbat
World of WhoreCraft
Longdick The Hedgehog
EverQuim
Sporms
LezzieBent Evil
Womb Raider
Biocock
Call of Booty
Lemon
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