Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: positive stress on December 13, 2018, 01:42:16 pm
Sounds awful, can't wait to listen! (btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me)
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: A Meat on December 13, 2018, 01:46:18 pm
new(?) startup idea: Dong Bongs, they're both a dildo and a bong, not at the same time though
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: KingKalamari on December 13, 2018, 01:50:08 pm
Gamera is really neat! Gamera is filled with meat! We've been fucking Gamera!
(Oh jeez that Dr. Dreadful reference: I actually had that thing as a kid.)
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Lemon on December 13, 2018, 02:34:59 pm
(btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me) positive stress, December 13, 2018, 01:42:16 pm
A little while ago, I tweaked the RSS feed to accommodate iTunes' new Podcast RSS Syntax (https://theaudacitytopodcast.com/how-to-start-using-the-new-itunes-podcast-tags-for-ios-11-tap316/). In short, the title remains the same as it was (###: Episode Title), but now there's itunes:title and itunes:episode.
How that shakes out depends on what podcatcher you're using, but in the thing I'm looking at right now (PocketCasts' Windows App), each episode is marked with the episode number in front of it, except the live shows which have a blue BONUS tag.
What are you using?
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on December 13, 2018, 02:47:28 pm
new(?) startup idea: Dong Bongs, they're both a dildo and a bong, not at the same time though A Meat, December 13, 2018, 01:46:18 pm
Bong Water Is Stored In The Balls
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: izzy on December 13, 2018, 03:48:59 pm
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Achilles' Heelies on December 13, 2018, 04:16:20 pm
(btw the episode number isn't listed in the title of the episode for me) positive stress, December 13, 2018, 01:42:16 pm
A little while ago, I tweaked the RSS feed to accommodate iTunes' new Podcast RSS Syntax (https://theaudacitytopodcast.com/how-to-start-using-the-new-itunes-podcast-tags-for-ios-11-tap316/). In short, the title remains the same as it was (###: Episode Title), but now there's itunes:title and itunes:episode.
How that shakes out depends on what podcatcher you're using, but in the thing I'm looking at right now (PocketCasts' Windows App), each episode is marked with the episode number in front of it, except the live shows which have a blue BONUS tag.
Pocketcasts on Android just displays the title without the number before it for the last 2 episodes. The episodes before that show the episode number before the title.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Lemon on December 13, 2018, 05:10:58 pm
Huh. You're right it does.
So the Windows app is running Pocket Casts Web Beta, so maybe Android is catching up to it? I just tweeted at them cause it seems like a mistake to use the iTunes title format without pairing it with the iTunes episode tag.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on December 13, 2018, 07:54:38 pm
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it. izzy, December 13, 2018, 03:48:59 pm
If only BigIdeaMan would relinquish his patent on the Pringles Spring, we could manufacture and market the very first Pringles pocket pussy that doubles as either a cock whacking contraption or a kind of "extreme sports" version of urethral sounding, depending on how intense you want to live your (sex) life.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Sherman Tank on December 13, 2018, 08:21:22 pm
Oh Christ this is awful.
Also, here are some dildo-shaped tag suggestions: "dragons", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "now i'm fucked", "pokemon", "pop culture", "soul destroying", "technologically impressive buttplugs", "witness the death of shame and reason"
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: krytton on December 13, 2018, 11:55:34 pm
*furiously starts scrawling a christmas wishlist*
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 14, 2018, 12:57:28 am
Thank you for the Prongles joke, Kumquat.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: chai tea latte on December 14, 2018, 03:04:45 am
I have the dubious pleasure of already being familiar with the ovipositor sex toys because of this truly horrible clickbait video. Meet the kind of lady who's into this (of course it's a woman. men couldn't have invented ovipositor dildos)
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Lady Frenzy on December 14, 2018, 04:20:48 am
"Watership DTF"
(https://i.imgur.com/NmYduA7.gif)
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Wrought on December 14, 2018, 06:02:04 am
I challenge the idea that any inch of these things is usable
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Penultimatum on December 14, 2018, 08:32:59 am
It’s really an achievement that this episode started at Bad Dragon knockoffs and got progressively grosser. Edit: on relistening it’s actually equally gross the whole time, I think I just protected myself from visualizing the monster dicks the first time through
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: KingKalamari on December 14, 2018, 09:59:16 am
So the description of the dildo shaped like a chicken-head makes me wonder if anyone's made a buttplug shaped like the head and neck of a goose, possibly titled the "Gargantua Special"
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 14, 2018, 02:00:29 pm
I've learned from past F+ episodes that even if they do make a Pringles sex toy, no one will be able to figure out how to fuck it. izzy, December 13, 2018, 03:48:59 pm
Proposal: a hole in the base of the pringles can so you can use your dick to push them further up to within reach of your fingers.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: duz on December 14, 2018, 02:20:06 pm
I know right? This clearly speaks to some kind of "womb envy" and plays into a lot of awful hentai that was definitely written and drawn by men.
Anywho, this was a fantastic episode, I love it when ya'll get into this real atrocious stuff.
EDIT: You can stamp this one "Dr. Buttplug approved!"
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on December 15, 2018, 05:27:14 am
So the dimension hopping dildologists are just star trek porn parody redshirts, right?
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Dawnswalker on December 15, 2018, 04:11:21 pm
How did you guys know exactly what I wanted for Xmas?
...
THE EPISODE I MEANT THE NEW EPISODE TO LISTEN TO NOOOOOOOOOO
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Puppy Time on December 15, 2018, 05:10:18 pm
I like to pretend like the horrible geek dildos are entirely funded by jock bullies who secretly want to be humiliated by a nerd. Mostly because the thought of a fan genuinely wanting those makes me cringe so hard I turn inside out.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Spenny on December 16, 2018, 02:39:59 am
I really don't have anything to add, but I just want to reiterate that "Watership DTF" is an amazingly good joke.
I honestly thought Adam saying "Bitcoin Buttplug" would be the highlight of the episode, but goddamn was I proven wrong.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Shell Game on December 21, 2018, 08:07:15 pm
Nobody mentioned the Vegemite Lube line? Guess i'll just have to make you think of it again!!!
Oh also Boots is the same about dinosaurs as he is angelic brass instruments.
Pokemoan!!!!!!!!!! Starters only! Gross! :D Also nice Pokedex voice, Lemon.
No more updates i think. I'll just listen now.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: LINDA on December 26, 2018, 07:17:51 am
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.
Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Lemon on December 30, 2018, 08:12:01 pm
Also, here are some dildo-shaped tag suggestions: "dragons", "gross", "hopelessly broken", "how in the hell did you get that fetish?", "now i'm fucked", "pokemon", "pop culture", "soul destroying", "technologically impressive buttplugs", "witness the death of shame and reason" Big Bad Sherman Tank Inflatable, December 13, 2018, 08:21:22 pm
Just caught this. Added, thanks.
PS: "now i'm fucked" is perfect here.
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Knitting Machine on January 13, 2019, 09:10:06 am
I got way behind on the new eps over the last few months but got caught up this weekend and thats a bunch of great content there folks, great submissions and choice reads.
Fun fact, the 'oviposition' tag (and adjacent tags 'egg laying' and 'egg preg') on archiveofourown is most frequently applied to homestuck, voltron and transformers fanfiction. LINDA, December 26, 2018, 07:17:51 am
"That's not how troll reproduction works in Homestuck" I say, hating myself as I do
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 21, 2019, 02:05:35 pm
Star Citizen is still decades from (n)ever being released, but you can get an alien dildo right now. (https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/3k9xe9/star-citizen-xian-penis-dildo-reddit)
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Frank West on January 22, 2019, 08:48:35 am
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
Why are you getting my hopes up just to break my heart, sherman
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: KingKalamari on January 22, 2019, 09:52:55 am
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
Don't worry, if you pledge now you can get a small piece chipped off the dildo that you can then use when the final dildo is completed and ready to purchase, only $10,000 US!
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 22, 2019, 11:37:32 am
StarDildos said he's not planning on selling these. For now, much like Star Citizen, the Xi’an dildo is a very interesting and ambitious project the follow on the internet, but one that we can't all experience as intended.
Don't worry, if you pledge now you can get a small piece chipped off the dildo that you can then use when the final dildo is completed and ready to purchase, only $10,000 US! KingKalamari, January 22, 2019, 09:52:55 am
For $200,000 we'll send you jpgs of all of the dildo designs for every race in Star Citizen to jack off to, because they're just as real as the space ships
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Dawnswalker on January 23, 2019, 02:49:22 pm
Fools! They gave us the .jpg of the dildo for free!!!
Title: 293: Problematic Sex Toys
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on January 23, 2019, 03:00:07 pm
Okay, they'll sell you Dildo Futures, the promise of dildos to come (cum)