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Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Lemon on August 28, 2016, 09:33:47 am

(http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/6/6f/Light-a-Pipe-Step-7-Version-2.jpg/aid4259920-728px-Light-a-Pipe-Step-7-Version-2.jpg)

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Silent Liver Disease on August 28, 2016, 10:04:39 am

Ceci n'est pas une wikiQue!

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 28, 2016, 11:48:26 am

COWURINE.COM (http://cowurine.com/)

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: STOG on August 28, 2016, 12:09:57 pm

COWURINE.COM (http://cowurine.com/)

Eating Spaghetti-Os on the Sherman Tank, August 28, 2016, 11:48:26 am

let the days go byyyyy

cowurine

(bland guitar strumming)

cowurine

(more bland guitar)

cowurine

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Jack Sensation on August 28, 2016, 12:37:12 pm

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Lemon, August 28, 2016, 09:33:47 am

How to Fill a Pipe with Shit

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Yavuz on August 28, 2016, 01:35:10 pm

I was hoping that "How to Become a Futanari Artist" would get read, but I realized, as I read it again, that what it really needed was Adam Bozarth's talents, and he wasn't on the episode.

Aside from that, it was a great episode, and it was fun to help Spooks put the doc together.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Gyro on August 28, 2016, 01:44:35 pm

Yaaaaay!

I was super stoked to hear some of the articles I contributed. Never have I been so excited to hear "cow urine" or "impotence."

Spooks really rocked this shit, I didn't even know about the little article title vignettes.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 28, 2016, 02:06:51 pm

Yay, I've been waiting for this to come out for weeks! It was really great. I did put a link to cowurine.com in the document, however! I really encourage everyone to go there and read their testimonials page, where it is revealed that cow urine heals everything from AIDS to asthma and "woman's problem".

To the "commercialized website" comments at the end, I came across this step in an article on eHow that should tell you why there are so many inane articles on this damn site:

Try Writing Web Content

There are a quite a number of ways to take your skill as a writer and turn it into cash.

One of them is right here at eHow. Write brief "How to" articles on any topic of your choosing, and get paid for the article. The more popular the article, the more income you can expect. A good article will bring in $50 per year or more. Write 10 top-notch articles, and that's $500. A hundred articles...you get the picture.

I can't say enough good things about eHow. To my mind, it is the best income generating opportunity available. Google the term 'ehow101' to learn more about how to make it work.Quote from

I'm sure this applies to WikiHow as well, but it really shows in the quality of these eHow articles a lot more.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Dawnswalker on August 28, 2016, 02:30:48 pm

Nah, WikiHow is the place Internet Safety teachers in elementary schools send their kids to learn about Internet.

Unless "How not to wet yourself at a sleepover while still liking a boy" secretly leads to a fetish black hole...

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Ambious on August 28, 2016, 04:23:18 pm

Spooks is proof that not all heros wear capes.

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Post by: Yavuz on August 28, 2016, 08:51:48 pm

So I said before that I wish that the ridiculists had read the article "How to Become a Futanari Artist (http://www.ehow.com/how_2095287_become-futanari-artist.html)", right? I decided to take matters into my own hands and do it for myself, so to speak. And here is the result (https://soundcloud.com/sultan-selim/how-to-become-a-futanari-artist): nearly four and a half minutes of some anonymous dude banging on in the most basic way about how to draw dickgirls.

       [fedora]
         [freakout]
[metal][tits][metal]
         [butt]
         [dick]

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: SirSlarty on August 28, 2016, 10:35:32 pm

Lemon taking a long drink in the middle of reading about impotence killed me this episode.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2016, 01:10:40 am

Not checking because I know I'll be disappointed, but I really hope "How to measure calories in a homemade food" involves building a bomb caloriemeter

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Cheapskate on August 29, 2016, 04:50:57 am

I signed up for ninja training in Kyoto and they didn’t make me wear black.

(http://i.imgur.com/0y6LIsH.jpg)

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2016, 06:49:24 am

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

use the negative of the dick cucumbers as shot glasses

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Gyro on August 29, 2016, 08:08:45 am

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: jorty on August 29, 2016, 09:40:05 am

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.
Gyro, August 29, 2016, 08:08:45 am

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: A Meat on August 29, 2016, 10:37:54 am

I never thought my brain would generate this sentence but "I call dibs on my own dick"

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 29, 2016, 01:01:47 pm

The fucking long affair article has better tradecraft than a John Le Carre novel.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: RedMinjo on August 29, 2016, 10:13:24 pm

The list of titles was amazing.  I actually laughed so hard I cried, so thank you all for that.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: SirSlarty on August 29, 2016, 10:48:11 pm

Why would anyone want to carve a dick from a cucumber before they get very drunk?
moooo566, August 29, 2016, 05:59:24 am

And you'd have to be much more drunk to carve "your favorite" dick into a cucumber. Ow.
Gyro, August 29, 2016, 08:08:45 am

it'd be a bit rude to claim your own as your favorite though. It'd most likely be someone else...I'm not sure how i thought thatd make things less worse.
jorty, August 29, 2016, 09:40:05 am

Drinking a prerequisite for many activities.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: sincerelyest on August 31, 2016, 01:11:51 am

But seriously please stop reading my eHow and wikiHow posts.  It feels like you are making fun of me.

Anyway, I started listening to AdjGuess and those are pretty incredible (it even came up in the autocomplete!).  Please keep doing them.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 31, 2016, 07:55:44 am

What I liked about the warning in the bachelorette party article is that when they say "don't use sharp knives if the guests have had too much to drink" you know somebody had to learn that the hard way [freakout]

BTW How to Play Bass Like Peter Hook right before How to Stop Dogs From Having Gas was a reference to the Fleshlight episode, major points for anyone that noticed and here's this post if you didn't. The more you know.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: nuffkins, of all people, on September 03, 2016, 08:13:33 am

I Don't Know You, bbillyk, But I Loyally Love Your Katana

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Neal on January 01, 2017, 10:26:53 pm

As an addendum, eHow has a YouTube channel - in fact, many of them (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ehow).

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: MilfParade on July 07, 2017, 11:08:05 pm

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on July 08, 2017, 12:09:53 am

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake
MilfParade, July 07, 2017, 11:08:05 pm

Yeah tell me about it lmao

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on July 08, 2017, 02:22:02 pm

Yeah tell me about it lmao
AgentCoop, July 08, 2017, 12:09:53 am

Slap emoji.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Dawnswalker on July 08, 2017, 08:08:38 pm

For some reason I listen to this podcast a lot when I bake, and i'm caught up so I randomly picked something from the back catalogue to listen to. I bake a lot. I'm pretty good at it. I don't usually mutilate myself in the process. But tonight, just as I was pulling a tray of oatmeal craisin cookies out of the oven, I heard the URL "COW URINE DOT COM," and the ensuing spasm - and more the recovery from said spasm - resulted in a forearm burn to which photos don't do justice.

proof for the gently gruesome: http://imgur.com/a/b1Vec

Thank, assholes.
MilfParade, July 07, 2017, 11:08:05 pm

The mark will go away in three years or so, give or take a few months.
The memories will last forever.

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: xX_sp00ks_Xx on August 23, 2017, 05:54:30 pm

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ef/aa/9f/efaa9fe53e469750aabcd0df2c2b8b07--how-to-conceive-boy-babies.jpg)

Title: 226: This Is Not A wikiHow Episode
Post by: Sherman Tank on August 24, 2017, 04:22:43 am

(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ef/aa/9f/efaa9fe53e469750aabcd0df2c2b8b07--how-to-conceive-boy-babies.jpg)
Spooks, August 23, 2017, 05:54:30 pm

Isn't that all sorts of illegal?