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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 498697 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #600
STOG: "PornHub has become sentient. It's all over, man."
Lemon: "Oh man, if Porn Hub became sentient, it would IMMEDIATELY destroy mankind."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #601
By the power of Grayskull, I am an alcoholic!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #602
By the power of Magick, I have a mistrial!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #603
Lemon: When did our listeners go from being young to being dogs?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #604
JusTEN, just regaining consciousness, was slumped back in his chair and greeted by the sound of children LAUGHING at him!
[laugher]
[more laughter]
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F Plus Quotes Thread #605
I'm not sure why you're calling this bullshit, because I also do animal reiki.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #606
"I never thought of doing this, but I put my dick in Gary."
Lemon, November 14, 2014, 03:02:13 pm
Gary is my favorite recurring character.
nigeline, November 17, 2014, 08:41:07 pm

"Gary why are you posting pictures of your penis to the internet again?"
"I need to verify, mom!"
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« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 05:00:31 pm by Sherman Tank Without A Brain »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #607
Do it often is no real art, poorly.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #608
Are side-project quotes allowed here? Because "I'm just a pile of cats," Montrith's intro in a Quite Exasperating episode, has slipped into my lexicon. :P (Usually when mine are sharing the human's lap.)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #609
I didn't know your Patronus was Slick Rick

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F Plus Quotes Thread #610
"They met a very handsome gay millipede named Aldo! ... He has many, many, many shoes!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #611
"I've always dreamed of raping Goro... and now I can."
-An utterly disheartened Portaxx from one of the horrific fetish episodes, I forget with one (PokeGirls?).

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F Plus Quotes Thread #612
She has sex. She likes to sex. She is going to have sex and cum. Cum and sex. Hot sex. Hot cum sex. Her orifices are opening and closing at all times. Sex. Sex cum.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #613
One of Nutshell's greatest ever lines hasn't been mentioned, so I'm going to change that.

[During a discussion of various dick supplements.]
John Toast: It will do nothing for your dick, but every time you take it MY dick throbs like a motherfucker!
Lemon: THEN MY LEFT ARM TINGLES!
Nutshell Gulag: Then it makes a high-pitched screeching sound and wanders off into the bowels of the ship to mutate further.
[Ten straight seconds of laughter.]
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F Plus Quotes Thread #614
I choose you, Dongachu!
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