Portaxx

[Sherman Tank]

Do her knees bend backwards?

[STOG]

One of these readings, I'm going to break out the worst car-mechanic voice I can muster during a reading and say "HEY WHAT'S GOIN' ON? MY NAME'S PERTOX AND I OWN A USED CAR BOUTIQUE."

[Sherman Tank]

Thanks, STOG.

[Nikaer Drekin]

Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.

[Nifty Nif]

I don't know anything about sports I'm too busy baking shoes

[Yavuz]

Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.

[Nikaer Drekin]

Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.

Well, now I'm torn. I'm glad I know where it is, but sad I have to listen to the Pokegirls episode again.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Does anyone know which episode has the original "Bird knees don't bend backwards" clip? I need it for a thing.

The Pokegirls episode. It's when they're talking about Cockadiddle.

Well, now I'm torn. I'm glad I know where it is, but sad I have to listen to the Pokegirls episode again.

If it helps, I'm pretty sure that first instance is more me just arguing with people about it, but I do just straight-up yell it out again during the Malatora episode... I think. It's when the otherkin claim wolves and coyotes are the "same thing, but with different fur patterns" and everyone gets on my case for picking that as my hill to die on.

... wait, you need this for a thing? I'm scared. And intrigued.

[Isfahan]

As death hills go, it's not a bad one, because you're correct!

Everyone has their hill. Everyone. You've got bird knees bending backwards, I've got people using the word "clip" to refer to clips.

[Lady Frenzy]

Twilight Zone twist: Portaxx has backwards knees.

[John Toast]

Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.

[Deep 13]

Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.

Anything in her anime-voice gets me giggling. Bonus points for talking about a half-Japanese half-German girlfriend or calling Lemon a disgusting 3-D.

[izzy]

Portaxx saying that salamanders aren't reptiles, and Lemon's subsequent reaction to said statement, never fails to make me laugh.

Also her blustering and then yelling out ANIME BODY PILLOW!!! in the Ani-May voice. I forget what episode that one was from.

I think that was from "Was it Worth It?" the bit about the dude suing some university or other over chairs.

[Isfahan]

I think that was from "Was it Worth It?" the bit about the dude suing some university or other over chairs.

and Adam Bozarth's congested protest: "Uhh, your chairs appear to be dezide for wibbèd?"

[Sherman Tank]

Was I hallucinating, or was there an episode that somehow ended up on a long tangent where Portaxx was explaining frog gigging or catfish noodling or muskrat loving or womp ratting or something like that, and everyone else was just baffled by it all?